The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
Episodes
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We Came to Win is the new series from Gimlet Media, all about the hidden stories behind the World Cup's most iconic moments. There's a new episode o...
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on...
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the C...
Good eggs, girth and brains
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saun...
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and ...
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ah...
Wenger (over and) Out
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After 22 years and 17 trophies, Arsene Wenger is finally saying goodbye to Arsenal. In this special edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richar...
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll dru...
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in th...
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions LeagueRUNNING ORDER:•...
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Roma's victory over Barcelona was so momentous that we're giving you the latest episode of Golazzo as a special commemorative cut-and-keep podcast. I...
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ...
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Ch...
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend...
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season a...
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number cr...
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England...
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Prem...
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Co...
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham i...
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
08 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week. AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens ...
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football...
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over ...
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It...
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
22 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all th...
Rifts, replays and robbery
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and ...
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Ja...
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place. Caroline Barker sits...
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
08 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at th...
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weeke...
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
01 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend...
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’...
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to...
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect t...
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and The...
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally...
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov, PL TV’s Ian Irving, and Benji Lan...
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
11 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - making his debut - ...
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Adam Hurrey and Rafa Honigstein to look back on a weekend...
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On your first Totally Football Show of the new year, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Matt Davies to put the Premier ...
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
28 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your your final **Totally Football Show** of the calendar year, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **Rafa Honigstein** and **Julien...
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your pre-Christmas edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and Opta’s *...
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
18 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** welcomes **Chris Powell** to the pod alongside **Iain Macintosh** and...
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
14 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of the **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and A**dam Hurrey*...
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
11 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - because everyone needs a top Be...
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
07 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Sasha Goryunov to assess the ...
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
04 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Today on The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Iain Macintosh and our latest newbie Tom Williams from AFP to look back on...
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
30 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Sport BFF’s James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to look back on a sumptuou...
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
27 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and our very own Iain Macintosh for...
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
23 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Goals Show buds James Horncastle and Julien Laurens and Micha...
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
20 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes debutants Benji Lanyado and Ian Irving to the studio alongside TFS stalwart Iain Macintosh ...
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
16 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an eclectic line-up for this episode of the Totally Football Show, with AC Jimbo joined in the pod by James Horncastle, Michael Cox, football f...
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
13 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, David Preece and Duncan Alexander to the pod for an international edition of the The Totally Football Show in whic...
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
09 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
AC Jimbo is joined by Matt Scott, Rafa Honigstein, and Michael Cox for your brand new Totally Football Show, where we’re busy looking ahead to the f...
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
06 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Football 365’s Daniel Storey makes his long-awaited debut on The Totally Football Show as he joins AC Jimbo, Iain Macintosh and Sasha Goryunov to ma...
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
02 Nov 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your band new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Julien Laurens to review another excellent midweek in ...
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
30 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Iain Macintosh, Rafa Honigstein and C4 News sports reporter and general polymath Jord...
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
26 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show, Iain Macintosh, James Horncastle and Carrie Dunn join AC Jimbo in the pod to ponder West Ham’s remarkable(ish) c...
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
23 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Leroy Rosenior and comedian Matt Forde to look back on what could prove to be a...
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
19 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review a full throttle midweek in t...
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
16 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Kelly Cates and David Preece to analyse a stonking ...
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
12 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a doctor in the house for today’s edition of The Totally Football Show, and not just any doctor: Dr Tom Markham, the first person in the ...
Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
09 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On the second of three special and indeed unavoidable international editions of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lange an...
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
05 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh? On the first of three international editions of The Totally Football ...
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
02 Oct 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new edition of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Jack Lang to gaze back on ye...
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
28 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to the pod to analyse the fallou...
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
25 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On this sparklingly erudite edition of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, David Preece and Opta’s Duncan Alexander. ...
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
21 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand spanking new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Josh Widdecombe to the fold alongside stalwarts James Horncastle and Michael Cox. ...
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
19 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On this inaugural Totally Football League Show, Iain Macintosh and Matt Stanger are joined in the studio by Alex McLeish, which gives us a great oppor...
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
18 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Sasha Goryunov and Simon Hughes to analyse a weekend in which both Manches...
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
14 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your all new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to reflect on a goal-tastic opening round o...
Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
11 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Kelly Cates, Iain Macintosh and Rafa Honigstein to assess a weekend of goals,...
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
07 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and David Preece give a Dele Alli-like middle finger to the internati...