The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
Episodes
Jean Claude Dundee
15 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Daniel Storey in the pod to round up all things Nations League. Plus, Julien Laurens on Monaco’s appointmen...
Merry on astrolager
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Sunday Times football correspondent Jonathan Northcroft, David Preece and Matt Davies-Adams to look ahead to England’s double-hea...
Very Friedrich the Great
08 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Sasha Goryunov to talk about the tightest title race in Europe (that’ll be the Premier League, folks)....
Iron fists and glass bottles
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Pat Nevin, Lynsey Hooper (The Offside Rule podcast) and James Horncastle on board to talk Champions League and cabbages, and to look ahead t...
A tactical dirty protest
01 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Matt Davies-Adams and Michael Cox wax lyrical about Liverpool’s draw with Chelsea and mull over Mou’s self-sabotage. Plus, C...
A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and Tom Williams in the studio and Rory Smith on the line to discuss Man United’s odd couple, Mourinho and P...
Filial pride
24 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Melissa Reddy, Michael Cox and Adam Bate talk Liverpool, Chelsea (and Liverpool v Chelsea), the Bundesliga in flux and Watford...
Guess who's coming to dinner
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is flanked by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Duncan Alexander as they muse on the mixed Champions League openers for Liverpool, Spurs and ...
Stressing the second syllable
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving for company as they talk Premier League, Champions League, Young Boys and old ladies RUNNING ...
Shouting at the clouds
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is partnered by Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Dr Tom Markham to wrap up the international break and look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs, Watford v...
Put the church in the centre of the village
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams give a thumbs up to the start of the Nations League. Plus, John Terry heads to Moscow and a crash c...
Scarcity rather than abundance
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and James Horncastle look ahead to the opening games in the the Nations League. Plus, Danish YouTubers, an MLS upd...
Who? Why? Where? Watford?
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and David Preece discuss the Premier League's entertainers (accidental and otherwise), winning runs and goalkeeping ...
A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Opta's Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and James Horncastle talk big bouncy wins, respect, and rethinking possession stats. Plus, Fortnite, the ...
The system is our enemy
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies-Adams and Harriet Drugde to discuss Watford’s flying start, Ozil’s cold, and crisps on the pitch. Plus...
No retreat, no surrender
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, David Preece, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens look ahead to everything in the Premier League this weekend. Plus, an apology to Crystal Pala...
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov for company to analyse United's collapse at Brighton. Plus, condiments and tales from the German C...
Dismantling mythologies
16 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Matt Davies-Adams to discuss Arsenal’s upcoming trip to Chelsea, possible signs of regression at S...
The circle of life
13 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams kick off the (tricky) second season of the Totally Football Show by chatting geese, goals, gloating...
It's good to be back
08 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Julien Laurens, and Adam Bate are here to bring in the new Premier League season with this bumper preview show. They discuss whe...
The ballad of Carlos Kaiser
24 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Carlos Kaiser is a legend in Brazil, after he carved out a 20-year career at some of the country's top clubs despite never actually playing a match. ...
La fin
15 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Sasha Goryunov, James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Matt Davies celebrate France’s World Cup win, and give some final thoughts on an unbelieva...
Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang look ahead to Sunday’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. Plus, our highlights from the pas...
Wrest from a particularly pleasant dream
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo wipes away the tears of Carl Anka, David Preece and James Horncastle to reflect on England’s semi-final defeat to Croatia RUNNING ORDER:• P...
Today's the day
10 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the pod and Totally Football voices from around Russia to look ahead to the Big O...
Liquid history
07 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Sasha Goryunov in the studio and Rory Smith and Kelly Somers on the line from Russia to look back on Engla...
A wall of hair
06 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Tom Williams for company to analyse Belgium’s victory over Brazil and France’s elimination of Uruguay. P...
Proper naughty
03 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies and a drained Iain Macintosh to make sense of England’s penalty shootout victory over Colombia - witness...
Vertical doping
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Jack Lang, Duncan Alexander and Harriet Drudge (FourFourTwo) recap a fantastic end to Belgium v Japan. Plus, Mexico fail again; Switzerland’s...
A godless wasteland
01 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Sasha Goryunov, Daniel Storey and Carl Anka to look back the day’s two penalty shootouts which saw Russia and Croatia set up a qu...
The GOAT cull
30 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang in the pod to marvel over France’s Mbappe-inspired victory against Argentina and Cavani’s s...
Chekhov’s yellow card
28 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh gloss over England v Belgium; wave goodbye to Senegal; and look ahead to the Last 16RUNNING ORD...
This is not a drill
27 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Adam Hurrey in the pod and Rafa Honigstein on the line from Moscow as we come to terms with Germany’s eliminati...
All the world's a stage
26 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Daniel Storey to discuss the highs and lows of Groups C and D concluding. Plus, a look ahead to the cul...
Salty affairs and an element of chaos
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Matt Davies, James Horncastle and Jack Lang to take stock of the culmination of Groups A and B. Plus, a look ahead to Nigeria v Arg...
A false dichotomy
24 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to the pod to make sense of England’s 6-1 mauling of Panama and the rest of Sunday...
Saved blushes and a massive rampart
23 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined in the pod by Tom Williams and Matts Stanger and Scott and Rafa Honigstein in Russia to relive the drama of Germany’s last-gasp vict...
The Power Cube and an intense individual psychodrama
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has James Horncastle, Tom Williams and Jack Lang for company to recap a cracking day in Russia, with wins for Nigeria, Brazil and Switzerland. P...
Rise of the Dalić
21 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncaste, Jack Lang and Daniel Storey are in to discuss Croatia demolishing Argentina, France defeating Peru and Denmark drawing with Au...
An unconvincing bumfluff experiment
20 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Tom Williams, Jack Lang and Matt Davies give the hot chat on Spain, Portugal, Iran, Peru and more. Plus tomorrow's action as France face Peru, ...
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and a jubilant Sasha Goryunov to look back on Russia victory over Egypt. Plus, Japan stun Colombia; t...
A different proposition
18 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Carl Anka, Matt Scott and Iain Macintosh to look back on England last-gasp win over Tunisia. Plus, Russia look to book their place ...
What's Löw got to do with it?
17 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Jack Lang give their thoughts on the first World Cup outings for Brazil and Germany and look ahead to England...
Something's got to give
16 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Jack Lang and Matt Davies salute Iceland’s latest heroics and the rest of the Saturday’s action. Plus, previews of the fi...
The rough with the smooth
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Jack Lang, Tom Williams and Matt Stanger draw conclusions from Portugal’s magnificent 3-3 draw with Spain. Plus, Peruvian fans’ dedication;...
Take That and Party (like a Russian!)
14 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Iain Macintosh kick off our World Cup run by looking back on Russia’s 5-0 hammering of Saudi Arabia; dissec...
Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
08 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
In our final podcast before the World Cup kicks off, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Daniel Storey, Iain Macintosh and Belgium's own Kristof Terreur si...
Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Storey, Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Matt Davies join Jimbo to talk Brazil, Argentina, Mexico et al. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Sané-less Ger...
Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
07 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo’s joined in the pod by Michael Cox, Tom Williams, Sasha Goryunov and a host of other international guests too to tell you everything you need ...
More from Conifa 2018 - the best football tournament of the summer (so far)
05 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Iain Macintosh, comedian Mark Watson and Conifa president Per-Anders Blind update us on the progress of Cascadia, Padania et al as the Conifa World Fo...
Conifa 2018 - fixing football (just not like that)
30 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's the eve of the biggest international football tournament you've never heard of. Iain Macintosh is your guide as we tell you everything you need t...
Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo’s back as we put a bow on the domestic season, with Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Alvaro Romeo giving the ...
Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to preview the Champions League final and analyse Unai Emery’s managerial c...
A serene still lake and a Ukrainian travelogue
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Barker is joined by Michael Cox, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving (PL TV) to assess Chelsea's victory in an attritional FA Cup final. Plus, Manu...
A life between the sticks - David Preece with Tony Coton
18 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s mental health awareness week, so we’ve teamed up with CALM to bring you this bonus episode. It’s our pal David Preece talking to his ol...
Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Storey (F365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to pour over the England squad, shed a tear for Big Sam and Davi...
Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander (Opta) and David Preece for company to look back on the final weekend in the Premier League and gaze ahead to ...
Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey
10 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo returns alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Tom Williams to wave goodbye to West Brom and Carlos Carvalhal and look ahead to the fina...
Introducing: We Came to Win - The Rise and Fall of Diego Maradona
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We Came to Win is the new series from Gimlet Media, all about the hidden stories behind the World Cup's most iconic moments. There's a new episode o...
The soft middle and the flabby bottom
07 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on...
Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
03 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the C...
Good eggs, girth and brains
30 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saun...
Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and ...
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
23 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ah...
Wenger (over and) Out
20 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After 22 years and 17 trophies, Arsene Wenger is finally saying goodbye to Arsenal. In this special edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richar...
Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll dru...
The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
16 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in th...
Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions LeagueRUNNING ORDER:•...
BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
12 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Roma's victory over Barcelona was so momentous that we're giving you the latest episode of Golazzo as a special commemorative cut-and-keep podcast. I...
Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ...
Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Ch...
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
02 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend...
Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season a...
The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
26 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number cr...
The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England...
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
19 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Prem...
Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Co...
Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
12 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham i...
Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
08 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week. AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens ...
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
05 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football...
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over ...
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
26 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It...
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
22 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all th...
Rifts, replays and robbery
19 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and ...
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Ja...
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
12 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place. Caroline Barker sits...
Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
08 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at th...
Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
05 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weeke...
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
01 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend...
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
29 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’...
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
25 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to...
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
22 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect t...
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and The...
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
18 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally...
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
15 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov, PL TV’s Ian Irving, and Benji Lan...
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
11 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - making his debut - ...
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
08 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Adam Hurrey and Rafa Honigstein to look back on a weekend...
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
04 Jan 2018
Contributed by Lukas
On your first Totally Football Show of the new year, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Matt Davies to put the Premier ...
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
28 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your your final **Totally Football Show** of the calendar year, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **Rafa Honigstein** and **Julien...
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
21 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
On your pre-Christmas edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and Opta’s *...