The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
Episodes
Schumacher + De Jong
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a Clasico to look forward to and a Champions League draw to react to. Do so in the company of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Rafa Ho...
Dog bites man
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Arsenal 0 - 3 City (02m 20s) • PART 1b: DNA managers and Ozil v China (09m 00s)• PART 2a: Vincent Janssen and The Li...
Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Atalanta and other CL headlines (01m 30s) • PART 1b: What next for Ancelotti? (08m 30s)• PART 1c: And more CL headli...
We’ll need a big stick against this wolf
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens look back at a super significant weekend and look ahead to the final week...
22:44
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: City 1 - 2 United (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea (09m 00s)• PART 2b: Watford 0 - 0 Palace (17m 00s)• PA...
The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Karaoke with Jamie Carragher (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 2 Everton (04m 00s)• PART 1c: How to fix Everton (10...
Just push, Mrs Thuram
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Big guns fail to fire across Europe as Jimbo, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein review the weekend’s action in t...
So cruel, so often
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: QSF out at Watford…again (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Emery out, Freddie in at Arsenal - and the 2-2 with Norwich (06m 30s)•...
If it’s tomorrow where you are
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Champions League headlines: Lewy, Lukaku and more (01 m 30s) • PART 1b: On Spurs, Mou and Bournemouth (08m 00s)• PAR...
The emotional piano
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens are back to look ahead to matchday 5 of the Champions League.PSG travel t...
Kloppage time
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: West Ham 2 - 3 Spurs (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m 00s)• PART 2b: City 2 - 1 Chelsea (11m 30s)• ...
Twinkling
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: West Ham v Spurs preview (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Chelsea preview (14m 00s)• PART 2b: Palace v Liverpool (17m 00s)...
The Poch putsch
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Poch out, Mou in (01m 00s) • PART 2: A word from the fans - with Pete Haine from the Tottenham Supporters’ Trust (07m...
A hibernating bear’s faecal plug
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Yet more tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Euro 2020 headlines (02m 30s)• PART 1c: Wales v Hungary previ...
Sometimes you need that tension
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s) • PART 1b: England v Montenegro and Sterling v Gomez (03m 40s)• PART 2a: Wales an...
He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review a big weekend around Europe.The cycle appears to be coming to an e...
Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The greatest goal ever witnessed lived by Michael Cox (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 3 - 1 City (03m 00s)• PART 2a: ...
Essentially like Phil Collins
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 4 - 4 Ajax (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Red Star 0 - 4 Spurs (09m 30s)• PART 1c: More CL headlines (13m 30s)• PA...
They did a Niall Quinn
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Champions League is back but the big guns are failing to fire – it’s the Totally Football Show – the full continental.Jimbo, James Horncastl...
Chaos theory on legs
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 2 - 1 Southampton(01m 30s) • PART 1b: Villa 1 - 2 Liverpool (06m 30s)• PART 2a: West Ham 2 - 3 Newcastle (13m 0...
Digweed
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 5 - 5 Arsenal (01m 30s) • PART 2a: On Xhaka and Arsenal v Wolves preview (12m 00s)• PART 2b: City v Saints ...
Dude, where’s my lange?
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo are back with the Totally Football Show (European edition).There are some...
Three distinct noises
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 2 - 1 Spurs (01m 30s) • PART 2: Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester - with Carl Anka (11m 30s)• PART 3a: Burnley 2 ...
Your garden
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Frida Fagerlund, Jack Lang and Tom Williams for reaction to this weeks Champions League action. There's also an in-depth Premier Le...
One Berti is already enough
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Raphael Honigstein delve deep into Dortmund’s trip to Inter Milan. Will Jadon Sancho be allowed off the ...
VAR-sectomy
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1: Michael Cox's kick offs (01m 40s) PART 2a: Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool (03m 00s)PART 2b: Crystal Palace 0-2 Man City (10m 10s)P...
Ketchup everywhere
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Ronaldo v Kevin Nolan and compound interest v Alexis Sanchez (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Euro 2020 qualifiers headlines (03m 0...
Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Carl Barat v Earl Barrett (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Czech Republic 2 - 1 England and memories of Sven (03m 10s)• PART 2b...
Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: It’s..........Rebekah Vardy’s account (01m 00s) • PART 2a: International headlines (05m 30s)• PART 2b: Northern I...
The methodology meeting
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re looking for an actual title race, Jimbo and co have you covered with the goings on around Europe’s major leagues.Monchengladbach are top...
The class of yada yada yada
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 0 - 2 Wolves (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 2 - 1 Leicester (08m 00s)• PART 2a: Brighton 3 - 0 Spurs (11m 30s)•...
A freezer full of mince
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 2 - 7 Bayern - with Dan Kilpatrick (02m 20s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Leicester preview (18m 50s)• PART 3a: The Ph...
This elephant was not for dying
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from around Europe and examine a Champions League week ...
Chased by peacocks as a child
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Michael Cox the manager (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Sheff U 0 - 1 Liverpool (02m 40s)• PART 1c: Everton 1 - 3 City (09m 0...
Would autumn happen all the same?
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: EFL Cup round-up (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview (12m 40s)• PART 2b: A bad week for Spurs (17m 10s)• P...
The Apple of football
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Totally Football Show European edition as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Julien Laurens and Raphael Honigstein dissect another huge...
Death by good taste
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 8 - 0 Watford (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 2 Liverpool (13m 00s)• PART 1c: On VAR and more (18m 30s)• PAR...
The mysterious fish
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: General knowledge (hard) quiz questions and mascot chat (01m 00s) • PART 1b: PSG 3 - 0 Real - with Tom Williams (07m 0...
They’re not fish, they’re not meat
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from around Europe and look ahead to the return of the ...
Lie back and think of Steve Bruce
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Norwich 3 - 2 City - with Ffion Thomas (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool 3 - 1 Newcastle (10m 40s)• PART 2b: Wolves 2 - ...
Family members
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 5 - 3 Kosovo (02m 40s) • PART 1c: A word on Germany’s travails (09m 30s) • PART 2a: A brief history pod L...
The Haaland Globetrotters
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A whizz through England 4 - 0 Bulgaria (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Why Kosovo are the biggest story in international football...
The canine chumming Chilean
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDERPART 1 - Transfer noise (01.40)PART 2a - International chat - Germany v Netherlands with a remenisci-package feat. Raf Honigstein and Mic...
Super replacement
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Totally Football Show European edition, with Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein scarcely able to ...
Getting their tummy tickled
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Airport transfers (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Arsenal 2 - 2 Spurs (05 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool and City continue to set the...
Small personing
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A Swede in England (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Arsenal v Spurs preview (03 30s) • PART 2: Bury are gone, are Bolton next? ...
We don’t need to translate that
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A stunning start to Serie A with goals galore and some inspirational stories off the pitch. Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and ...
Putting a cloud in a headlock
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 3 - 1 Arsenal (02m 20s)• PART 1b: Bournemouth 1 - 3 City (11m 20s) • PART 2a: United 1 - 2 Palace - with E...
British Teletext in Holland
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 United - penalties and shirt numbers (02m 30s)• PART 1b: United v Palace preview (13m 30s) • PART 1c:...
He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
La Liga and the Bundesliga return in some style as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and Raphael Honigstein look back at the weeke...
A language that we cannot speak
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 2 - 2 Spurs; KDB and VAR (02m 20s)• PART 1b: Southampton 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Norwich 3 - 1 New...
Even their own mother can’t tell them apart
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool beat Chelsea in the Super Cup (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Chelsea v Leicester and Southampton v Liverpool previews (0...
In a gold cupboard
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another European edition of the Totally Football Show, as James Richardson is joined once again by Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo an...
Chaos theory
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Opening Andy Murray’s post (00m 40s)• PART 1b: United 4 - 0 Chelsea (03m 10s) • PART 2a: Liverpool 4 - 1 Norwich (...
Football hurts
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1 – Transfers on deadline day (03m 00s)PART 2 – Wolves lovin' (12m 15s) PART 3 – Who's tipped to topple the top six (22m...
Goodbye to the old guard?
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
James Richardson brings you the first of a weekly European edition of the Totally Football show with James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigst...
Aggressive and excessive squares
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1 - Liverpool and Man City - who will win? (03m 40s)PART 2 - Chelsea transfer ban, Arsenal transfer BOOM (16m 00s) PART 3 - Spur...
A transformative transfer
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a - MoPo Oh No! (01m 40s)PART 2a - The shutting of the transfer window is in sight (08m 10s) PART 2b - The Dybala-Lukaku conund...
A colon *and* a question mark?
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Bale sent to Coventry as China move collapses (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Atletico 7 - 3 Real (09m 00s) • PART 2: Funny foot...
Return to sender
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a: Best ice cream in town (01m 00s)PART 2a: Gareth Bale and Dani Ceballos news and updates with Alvaro Romeo (03m 10s) PART 2b:...
Behind closed doors
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: More Scatman John (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Zlatan gonna Zlatan and the best footballing (02m 20s) • PART 2a: Gareth Bale ...
An Englishman abroad... and back again
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a: Steve Bruce goes to Newcastle, officially (01m 30s)PART 1b: Further Bruce thoughts with Lee Ryder from the Newcastle Chronicl...
A mixed record against the canine community
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Scatman John (00m 50s)• PART 1b: Arsenal under the Kosc - with Charles Watts from Goal (02m 50s) • PART 2: From bad ...
Zonal Marking: Bayern's treble winners
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Micha...
The Tangena ordeal
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Greece or Blackpool? (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Women’s World Cup wrap up - with Kait Borsay from the Offside Rule (02m 10s)...
Zonal Marking: Spain’s tournament trilogy
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Micha...
Football Hackers
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Williams talks to the German football writer Christoph Bierman about his latest book, Football Hackers - all about the increasing role of data and...
A PR kid called Jez
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Tottenham do a signing! The lowdown on Clarke and Ndombele (01m 40s)• PART 1b: Zaha prepares to say ta-ta to Palace - b...
Zonal Marking: Mourinho's Porto
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week, Micha...
Not the low maintenance option
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Gentle sports touches (01m 40s)• PART 1b: Benitez and Newcastle are no more (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Neymar to leave PSG...
Zonal Marking: France at Euro 2000
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week,...
The secret sauce
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: A new challenge for Pogba? (01m 40s)• PART 2a: Sarri in at Juve, Frank in at Chelsea? (08m 40s) • PART 2b: Woodgate a...
Zonal Marking: Juventus in the late 90s
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week,...
Further adventures in Maradonaland
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Find out more about the film Diego Maradona ( https://www.diegomaradona.movie/?campaign=search) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Zonal Marking: Ajax 94/95
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Marking, a book written by Michael Cox. Each week,...
Level 42
02 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Spurs in the CL final (01m 10s)• PART 2a: Why was this such a bad final? (06m 30s) • PART 2b: The road ...
Lazy scapegoating
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea win the Europa League (01m 10s)• PART 1b: Ozil and Rob Green (07m 00s) • PART 1c: Hazard and Sarri (13m 30s)...
Pantheon
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and Daniel Storey join Iain Macintosh to relive the FA Cup final and assess City’s historic treble. Plus: Bayern wrap...
That's real dominion
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Matt Davies-Adams in the hotseat this week but fear not because we have James Horncastle, Daniel Storey, and Michael Cox in tow to break down tha...
Things are happening
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After the most incredible midweek of football that reduced many to tears, Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Natalie Gedra and Alvaro Romeo to discu...
So fresh, so clean
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Sasha Goryunov and Michael Cox bring you a Monday late night special, reacting to Manchester City’s win over Leicester, and...
Potting boots
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox look back on a Messi night for Klopp and co and another Ajax Champions League triumph. Plus: s...
Cheese watching
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Tom Williams and Jack Lang look ahead to Liverpool’s trip to Barcelona and a patched-up Tottenham’s game with Ajax in the Ch...
End game
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo gets up close and personal with Carl Anka, Duncan Alexander and Daniel Storey to discuss the one-sided Manchester derby and whether this is now ...
A bottom half powerhouse
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Jack Lang pore over Everton’s ruthless demolition of Man United and look ahead to a (possibly) equally emba...
Cagey for the first three minutes
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Alvaro Romeo catch their breath and relive that incredible battle between City and Spurs at the Etihad. Plus: r...
Tired of sunny truisms
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Ian Irving and Daniel Storey talk about the tightest of title races and Champions League second legs. Plus, Brighton’s race to t...
Guilty secrets
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams talk about Tottenham’s Champions League triumph and look ahead to Liverpool v Chelsea an...
A scheduling dilemma for Elton John
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Natalie Gedra, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox to relive Watford’s FA Cup comeback and look ahead to a huge week for City, Spurs, L...
A wine bar in Newport
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Lynsey Hooper and Duncan Alexander discuss the legend of the Watford fridge, Wengerian theology and big fish syndrome. Plus, F...
Mockingly casual
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo’s joined by Sasha Goryunov, Michael Cox and Leroy Rosenior MBE to talk lucky Liverpool, teetering Tottenham, and an extra angry Neil Warnock. ...
The endless search for perfection
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams for company to look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs and the inevitable farewell to Huddersfi...
A bone to pick
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang to talk about England continuing to be really quite good indeed. Plus, Scotland hit rock b...
More common than potato and pasta
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo lines up alongside Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to talk Euro 2020 qualifiers, while Simon Kuper tells us about Holland’...
Fading out of the photograph
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving on board to talk FA Cup and Champions League draw. Plus, naughty Q words, tales of wind, and what ...
An ideal farmhand
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo’s joined by Julien Laurens, Daniel Storey and Jack Lang to dissect more Premier League success in the Champions League. Plus, Rafa Honigstein ...
Yin and yang
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Tom Williams and James Horncastle in the pod to look back on a weekend of dodgy non-VAR goals and pitch invaders. Plus: Liverpo...
Les Miserables
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Natalie Gedra, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the studio and Julien Laurens, Michiel Jongsma and Alvaro Romeo on the line to talk PSG ...
The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Sasha Goryunov review the weekend’s derbies and how they impact upon the the race for the title and top four. ...
Karmatic payback
28 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has James Horncastle, Lynsey Hooper, and Duncan Alexander in to discuss all the midweek news including the repercussions on Kepa, Brendan Rodger...