A joke football club run by clowns
02 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: More football on the telly? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Arsenal 2-0 Man Ut...
Head canon
30 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Carl Anka’s origin story (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea...
Quelled
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A powerful walk and Jose’s dog (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Leicester 0 - ...
Bring The Noise - Rafa Honigstein on Klopp
24 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Miller speaks to Rafa Honigstein about the updated edition of his magnificent biography of Jurg...
Their heads just fell off
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Game of the weekend? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Racist abuse at the Totte...
Diet Pep? Sí
19 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Little cookies big trouble in little Ostersunds (01m 00s) • PART 1b:...
Schumacher + De Jong
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a Clasico to look forward to and a Champions League draw to react to. Do so in the company...
Dog bites man
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Arsenal 0 - 3 City (02m 20s) • PART 1b: DNA managers and Ozil v Chin...
Economic stratification and an alpaca-walking rosette
12 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Atalanta and other CL headlines (01m 30s) • PART 1b: What next for A...
We’ll need a big stick against this wolf
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens look back at a super si...
22:44
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: City 1 - 2 United (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea (09m 00s...
The Daddy, with special guest Jamie Carragher
05 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Karaoke with Jamie Carragher (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 2 Ev...
Just push, Mrs Thuram
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Big guns fail to fire across Europe as Jimbo, Julien Laurens, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo and Rap...
So cruel, so often
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: QSF out at Watford…again (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Emery out, Freddie i...
If it’s tomorrow where you are
28 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Champions League headlines: Lewy, Lukaku and more (01 m 30s) • PART ...
The emotional piano
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Raphael Honigstein, Alvaro Romeo and Julien Laurens are back to look ahead ...
Kloppage time
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: West Ham 2 - 3 Spurs (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool (09m...
Twinkling
21 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: West Ham v Spurs preview (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Chelsea preview ...
The Poch putsch
20 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Poch out, Mou in (01m 00s) • PART 2: A word from the fans - with Pete...
A hibernating bear’s faecal plug
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Yet more tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Euro 2020 hea...
Sometimes you need that tension
14 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Quiz (01m 00s) • PART 1b: England v Montenegro a...
He punches you right in the face for 90 minutes
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review a big weekend ar...
Gazing on like sheep being herded up a field
11 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The greatest goal ever witnessed lived by Michael Cox (01m 00s) • PA...
Essentially like Phil Collins
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 4 - 4 Ajax (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Red Star 0 - 4 Spurs (09m 30...
They did a Niall Quinn
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Champions League is back but the big guns are failing to fire – it’s the Totally Football Sh...
Chaos theory on legs
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 2 - 1 Southampton(01m 30s) • PART 1b: Villa 1 - 2 Liverpool (06...
Digweed
31 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 5 - 5 Arsenal (01m 30s) • PART 2a: On Xhaka and Arsenal v W...
Dude, where’s my lange?
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo are back with the Total...
Three distinct noises
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 2 - 1 Spurs (01m 30s) • PART 2: Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester...
Your garden
24 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Frida Fagerlund, Jack Lang and Tom Williams for reaction to this weeks Champions ...
One Berti is already enough
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Raphael Honigstein delve deep into Dortmund’s trip to ...
VAR-sectomy
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1: Michael Cox's kick offs (01m 40s) PART 2a: Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool (03m 00s...
Ketchup everywhere
17 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Ronaldo v Kevin Nolan and compound interest v Alexis Sanchez (01m 00s) ...
Ukrainian phonetics for David Pleat
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Carl Barat v Earl Barrett (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Czech Republic 2 - 1...
Rabbit, some Pot Noodles and a lobster
10 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: It’s..........Rebekah Vardy’s account (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Intern...
The methodology meeting
08 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re looking for an actual title race, Jimbo and co have you covered with the goings on aroun...
The class of yada yada yada
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 0 - 2 Wolves (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 2 - 1 Leicester (08...
A freezer full of mince
03 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 2 - 7 Bayern - with Dan Kilpatrick (02m 20s) • PART 2: Liverpoo...
This elephant was not for dying
01 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from ...
Chased by peacocks as a child
30 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Michael Cox the manager (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Sheff U 0 - 1 Liverpo...
Would autumn happen all the same?
26 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: EFL Cup round-up (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview (12m 40...
The Apple of football
24 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Totally Football Show European edition as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Alvaro Romeo, Julien L...
Death by good taste
23 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 8 - 0 Watford (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 2 Liverpool (13m...
The mysterious fish
19 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: General knowledge (hard) quiz questions and mascot chat (01m 00s) • ...
They’re not fish, they’re not meat
17 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Raphael Honigstein and Alvaro Romeo review the latest from ...
Lie back and think of Steve Bruce
16 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Norwich 3 - 2 City - with Ffion Thomas (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool...
Family members
12 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 5 - 3 Kosovo (02m 40s) • PART 1c: A word on Germany’s trav...
The Haaland Globetrotters
09 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A whizz through England 4 - 0 Bulgaria (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Why Koso...
The canine chumming Chilean
05 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDERPART 1 - Transfer noise (01.40)PART 2a - International chat - Germany v Netherlands wit...
Super replacement
03 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Totally Football Show European edition, with Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alv...
Getting their tummy tickled
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Airport transfers (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Arsenal 2 - 2 Spurs (05 00s) •...
Small personing
29 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A Swede in England (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Arsenal v Spurs preview (03 ...
We don’t need to translate that
27 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A stunning start to Serie A with goals galore and some inspirational stories off the pitch. Jimbo, J...
Putting a cloud in a headlock
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 3 - 1 Arsenal (02m 20s)• PART 1b: Bournemouth 1 - 3 City (1...
British Teletext in Holland
22 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 United - penalties and shirt numbers (02m 30s)• PART 1...
He’s not a prospect, he’s a reality
20 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
La Liga and the Bundesliga return in some style as Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens, Alvaro R...
A language that we cannot speak
19 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 2 - 2 Spurs; KDB and VAR (02m 20s)• PART 1b: Southampton 1 - 2 L...
Even their own mother can’t tell them apart
15 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool beat Chelsea in the Super Cup (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Chelsea v...
In a gold cupboard
13 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Another European edition of the Totally Football Show, as James Richardson is joined once again by J...
Chaos theory
12 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Opening Andy Murray’s post (00m 40s)• PART 1b: United 4 - 0 Chelsea...
Football hurts
08 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1 – Transfers on deadline day (03m 00s)PART 2 – Wolves lovin' (12m 15s) ...
Goodbye to the old guard?
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
James Richardson brings you the first of a weekly European edition of the Totally Football show with...
Aggressive and excessive squares
05 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1 - Liverpool and Man City - who will win? (03m 40s)PART 2 - Chelsea transfer b...
A transformative transfer
01 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a - MoPo Oh No! (01m 40s)PART 2a - The shutting of the transfer window is in s...
A colon *and* a question mark?
29 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Bale sent to Coventry as China move collapses (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Atl...
Return to sender
25 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a: Best ice cream in town (01m 00s)PART 2a: Gareth Bale and Dani Ceballos news...
Behind closed doors
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: More Scatman John (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Zlatan gonna Zlatan and the bes...
An Englishman abroad... and back again
18 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: PART 1a: Steve Bruce goes to Newcastle, officially (01m 30s)PART 1b: Further Bruce t...
A mixed record against the canine community
15 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Scatman John (00m 50s)• PART 1b: Arsenal under the Kosc - with Charle...
Zonal Marking: Bayern's treble winners
11 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Markin...
The Tangena ordeal
08 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Greece or Blackpool? (00m 40s)• PART 1b: Women’s World Cup wrap up ...
Zonal Marking: Spain’s tournament trilogy
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Markin...
Football Hackers
03 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tom Williams talks to the German football writer Christoph Bierman about his latest book, Football H...
A PR kid called Jez
01 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Tottenham do a signing! The lowdown on Clarke and Ndombele (01m 40s)•...
Zonal Marking: Mourinho's Porto
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you this summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal Markin...
Not the low maintenance option
24 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Gentle sports touches (01m 40s)• PART 1b: Benitez and Newcastle are n...
Zonal Marking: France at Euro 2000
20 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal ...
The secret sauce
17 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: A new challenge for Pogba? (01m 40s)• PART 2a: Sarri in at Juve, Frank...
Zonal Marking: Juventus in the late 90s
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal ...
Further adventures in Maradonaland
10 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Find out more about the film Diego Maradona ( https://www.diegomaradona.movie/?campaign=search) Hos...
Zonal Marking: Ajax 94/95
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Totally Football Show brings you a six-part summer series to coincide with the release of Zonal ...
Level 42
02 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 2-0 Spurs in the CL final (01m 10s)• PART 2a: Why was this s...
Lazy scapegoating
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea win the Europa League (01m 10s)• PART 1b: Ozil and Rob Green ...
Pantheon
20 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and Daniel Storey join Iain Macintosh to relive the FA Cup final and ...
That's real dominion
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's Matt Davies-Adams in the hotseat this week but fear not because we have James Horncastle, Danie...
Things are happening
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After the most incredible midweek of football that reduced many to tears, Jimbo is joined by Duncan ...
So fresh, so clean
07 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Sasha Goryunov and Michael Cox bring you a Monday late night special, react...
Potting boots
02 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox look back on a Messi night for Klopp and co ...
Cheese watching
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Tom Williams and Jack Lang look ahead to Liverpool’s trip to Barcelona and a...
End game
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo gets up close and personal with Carl Anka, Duncan Alexander and Daniel Storey to discuss the o...
A bottom half powerhouse
22 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Jack Lang pore over Everton’s ruthless demolition of Man ...
Cagey for the first three minutes
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Alvaro Romeo catch their breath and relive that incredible ba...
Tired of sunny truisms
15 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Ian Irving and Daniel Storey talk about the tightest of title races and Champion...
Guilty secrets
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams talk about Tottenham’s Champions Leagu...
A scheduling dilemma for Elton John
08 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Natalie Gedra, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox to relive Watford’s FA Cup comebac...
A wine bar in Newport
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Lynsey Hooper and Duncan Alexander discuss the legend of the Watford fridge,...
Mockingly casual
01 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo’s joined by Sasha Goryunov, Michael Cox and Leroy Rosenior MBE to talk lucky Liverpool, teet...
The endless search for perfection
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams for company to look ahead to Liverpoo...
A bone to pick
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang to talk about England continuing to be r...
More common than potato and pasta
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jimbo lines up alongside Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to talk Euro 2020 qua...