The Unsolicited Podcast

No Thanks: Tommy Caprio

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy finally found out he has a special credit on The Doohickeys "All Hat No Cattle" album

We Weren't Legally Allowed to Upload the Last Ep, So Here's This One

04 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's true. Sorry.

Sorry, Phone Died. No Wifi. No Connection

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

No service. Phone died. Can't talk or text.

Jack Turns 30

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

And all of Tommy and Kelly predictions have come true!

Tommy's Nominated for an Emmy... Again?

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This guy can't stop winning!

Zack's iPad Is All Messed Up And Doesn't Get Your Messages

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Blame Zack!

We Talk About Vegas Again and Replay Old Messages By Accident

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Title says it all. Typical shenanigans.

Jack Went to the Pentagon

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We also talk about finger sized legs or leg sized fingers.

Tommy Blacked Out... Where???

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tune in to find out!

Hellish Travel Stories Vol. 1892

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly recaps her Europe trip and Jack talks about his terrible flights to and from NY.

The Grammys, Nashville, Vikings

09 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about what's in the title.

Fires

18 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All Hat No Cattle comes out 1/24/25. Pre-save or pre-order now! https://fortybelow.ffm.to/ahnc

New Year, Same Random Record/Upload Time

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We back! Woo! Maybe we missed an ep? Still don't know.

Paradigm Shifts and Frustation

17 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How does anyone live in West Hollywood?

Sleeping in Closets and Fancy Friendsgivings

16 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Message Kelly at https://www.loadedpod.com and she can set you up with a link to their live happy hour on Tuesday Nov 19.

Tommy Took Home a Demon

02 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I mean we all do this, right?

We Predict the Future Poorly?

15 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The haters are in!

Phillipinesians and Fill-a-Panini

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A horribly botched word becomes an incredible business venture.

Old People Gettin' Beat Up In 4DX

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We back! The schedules finally aligned... barely...

Jack and His Tiny Trucks

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" is out now!

Great San Francisco Travel Plans

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Some really good ideas.

We Get Political... Again!

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Classic...

The Sphere II and Pedo Glasses

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why are these glasses back?

Rein It In Cowboy Is Streaming Everywhere!

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No episode next week since Tommy will be living it up in Turks and Caicos

Don't Lie to Us, Vegans

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pre-Save "Rein It In Cowboy": https://fortybelowrecs.lnk.to/RIIC

Matt Peard Returns! Finally!

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're back. We're so back.

Kelly's a Dead Head Now

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the club, Kelly!

Pineapple v Corn on Pizza

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Kelly's Gonna Become a Dead Head

18 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

And we discuss the infamous lobster gate.

Save the Trophy Industry!

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We all must stand together.

Jack Sh*t His Pants at the Beach

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Finally Tommy laughs at something.

Tommy Made New Friends and How to Tip a Mail Man

27 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Very educational episode!

Ass Kicking Shirts of Our Own??

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Find out what happens cuz I already forgot!

Monetizing Your Ugliness

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Check out Kelly and DJ's new podcast "Locked and Probably Loaded!" It's not out yet, but get prepared to check it out.

DJ Qualls Won't Open His Gifts

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

But why DJ???

Live Episode with "Working" Technology!

09 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I vaguely remember someone telling me to name this episode something specific when we were recording, but I don't recall. So, sorry.

Will It Flush?

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss how much stuff we can flush when get wider pipes.

CALLED OUT - SAVE YOUR OWN SHOW

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Roll call!

Very Robust Social Circle

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We also have a new brilliant business venture.

Fear of Drowning and Soft Spots

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We get deep, kinda.

THEE or THUH? Who Cares.

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We talk semantics for too long at the top, sorry, but then we bring back some Urban D!

The 200th Episode!

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for saving your own show for 200 eps!

The LAX Episode

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Plus turns out Tommy has a pile of cones in his shower closet.

Happy New Year of Logistics!

06 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the short ep, we had to shroom it up.

Falling Asleep in Barbie

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Jack finally uploaded an episode on time!

We Found the Old Show Binder

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do we do cover episodes now with old messages and games?

Kelly the Globetrotter (Mexico and Hawaii)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lawyer cop's office also has people shitting their pants.

Chanca Piedra?

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy's got kidney stones... again!

The Tomification of Jack

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

100 who? Not on my YouTube.

Tommy's Technology World (TTW)

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The episode is full of glitch galore thanks to TTW!

Tommy's an Artist??

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How did we not know this?

We Know When People Don't Wanna Talk to Us

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a gift.

Tommy's Late and the Plumber's In!

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Isaac Abrams @theisaacabrams joins us today as we talk about dumb laws and find out who the asshole is.

Late, Re-Upload, Let's Try This Again

17 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you Caroline for pointing out Jack uploaded the wrong episode. Somehow when Jack imported the correct audio to the editing program, the program ...

Tongue Twisters and More Outdoor Showering

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy's not the only one with Tiny Internet today!

Maui Conspiracies and Tommy's Tire

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you for your messages about Wallace and Gromit. Saved Jack's ass.

String Theory and Eating People's Leftovers

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jack's roommate Matt joins for a sec!

The One With AI Written Scripts

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had AI write some portions of the podcast today!

Kelly's Rich Now

29 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mind over matter!

Birthday Texts and Wrong Carousels

22 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We vent about people being nice to us.

Book Bags and Delayed Flights

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are chock full of good business ideas in this one.

Tommy Won An Emmy??

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's true! And Jack is recording an album.

Canadian Poetry and Microwaving in the Office

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can people calm down about Target?

I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss whether or not Tommy can get away with using a wheelchair 'cause he's tired of walking.

ChatGPT Pizzazz

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Add some spice to your life with some ChatGPT.

Correctly Uploaded This Time

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Did I do it right this time?

Purebred Morons

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Whoops accidentally uploaded this to IDKAT. Here it is in the right spot!

174. We're Back! No Technical Failures Finally!!

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I left in the soundcheck at the top to prove we had stuff working and then of course the theme song is all bunked up.

Vanderpump Is The New Super Bowl

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

So much drama!

Tommy HATES Scream 6

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We talk Scream 6 and flaccid teeth.

In a Pickle Game

18 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We play a harder version of Would You Rather called In a Pickle.

Hangin' in Holes

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're all down, but boy did a hole cheer us up.

Interrupting to Show You're Listening

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We got tons of tiny internet and many more interruptions.

Don't Get Sued and Save Your Show

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You hear the man. Save it. Don't get sued!

Tommy Partied with Jack's Parents

18 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What a tale!

166. Tiny Internet But Huge Room

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A late upload with horrible audio quality. How typical!

165. Jack Has a Cold, That's Why He Sounds Weird, Don't Write In

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Seriously, don't. And no. Jack didn't write this... Zach did.

164. Jack Has a Wendys Baked Potato

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's true.

Happy New Year (With the Worst Audio Ever)

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry, this is not how you start off 2023.

That Italian Place That Starts With a C

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

And some wild Billy Bush story

So Sorry, Our Bad

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We made a boo boo.

Tommy's Vegas Adventure

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy, he got in some TROUBLE.

Robe Parties and Trying to Get Deep

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jim joins us for just a sec on this one!

158. Sorry We Missed Last Week!

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What did we talk about? I dunno. Enjoy.

157. The Clip Show

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you Nikolai Järvinin for sending us these clips!

156. This Podcast Sucks

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why does anyone listen to this? But do listen to the new Doohickeys song "This Town Sucks." Yes, Jack does write these episode descriptions.

155. Jack Played the Ryman

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Doohickeys done did it. And we talk about a bunch of other stuff.

154. Depression Is Better Today!

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I don't remember what we blabbed on about in this one.

153. Tommy Wandered Into A Church

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gang is depressed!

152. I Wish My Internet Was Bigger

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tommy speaks to us through his tiny Vegas internet and we play "I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" by the Doohickeys.

151. Heavy on the Ish

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Codename: VEGAS

150. Shirtless With Elf Shoes

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We got a strange set up for this one.

149. Tommy's Officially Gone

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We back, again, for a delayed time.

148. Tommy Is Moving to Vegas??

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What in tarnation?

147. It's Just Jack And Kelly and It's Kelly's B-Day!

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No Tommy. He's galavanting through Ireland right now.

146. We Got a Lot of Irons in the Fire

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We finally could make our schedules align to record an ep! Woo!

145. The White House Is Calling w/ Jaclyn Marfuggi (Caprio?)

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jaclyn joins us for a lively discussion about school shootings! Yay!

144. High Standards and Morrissey

19 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're a little drunk and still talking over the internet.

143. Prisoners of Love and Kelly Has to Leave Early

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jack's mic sucks.

142. Not 143 Yet, But Close

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are finally back together!