The Unsolicited Podcast
Episodes
No Thanks: Tommy Caprio
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy finally found out he has a special credit on The Doohickeys "All Hat No Cattle" album
We Weren't Legally Allowed to Upload the Last Ep, So Here's This One
04 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's true. Sorry.
Sorry, Phone Died. No Wifi. No Connection
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No service. Phone died. Can't talk or text.
Jack Turns 30
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And all of Tommy and Kelly predictions have come true!
Tommy's Nominated for an Emmy... Again?
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This guy can't stop winning!
Zack's iPad Is All Messed Up And Doesn't Get Your Messages
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blame Zack!
We Talk About Vegas Again and Replay Old Messages By Accident
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Title says it all. Typical shenanigans.
Jack Went to the Pentagon
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We also talk about finger sized legs or leg sized fingers.
Tommy Blacked Out... Where???
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in to find out!
Hellish Travel Stories Vol. 1892
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kelly recaps her Europe trip and Jack talks about his terrible flights to and from NY.
The Grammys, Nashville, Vikings
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about what's in the title.
Fires
18 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All Hat No Cattle comes out 1/24/25. Pre-save or pre-order now! https://fortybelow.ffm.to/ahnc
New Year, Same Random Record/Upload Time
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We back! Woo! Maybe we missed an ep? Still don't know.
Paradigm Shifts and Frustation
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
How does anyone live in West Hollywood?
Sleeping in Closets and Fancy Friendsgivings
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Message Kelly at https://www.loadedpod.com and she can set you up with a link to their live happy hour on Tuesday Nov 19.
Tommy Took Home a Demon
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I mean we all do this, right?
We Predict the Future Poorly?
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The haters are in!
Phillipinesians and Fill-a-Panini
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A horribly botched word becomes an incredible business venture.
Old People Gettin' Beat Up In 4DX
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We back! The schedules finally aligned... barely...
Jack and His Tiny Trucks
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" is out now!
Great San Francisco Travel Plans
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some really good ideas.
We Get Political... Again!
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Classic...
The Sphere II and Pedo Glasses
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why are these glasses back?
Rein It In Cowboy Is Streaming Everywhere!
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No episode next week since Tommy will be living it up in Turks and Caicos
Don't Lie to Us, Vegans
17 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pre-Save "Rein It In Cowboy": https://fortybelowrecs.lnk.to/RIIC
Matt Peard Returns! Finally!
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're back. We're so back.
Kelly's a Dead Head Now
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the club, Kelly!
Pineapple v Corn on Pizza
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who's right? Who's wrong?
Kelly's Gonna Become a Dead Head
18 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
And we discuss the infamous lobster gate.
Save the Trophy Industry!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We all must stand together.
Jack Sh*t His Pants at the Beach
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finally Tommy laughs at something.
Tommy Made New Friends and How to Tip a Mail Man
27 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Very educational episode!
Ass Kicking Shirts of Our Own??
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Find out what happens cuz I already forgot!
Monetizing Your Ugliness
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Check out Kelly and DJ's new podcast "Locked and Probably Loaded!" It's not out yet, but get prepared to check it out.
DJ Qualls Won't Open His Gifts
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
But why DJ???
Live Episode with "Working" Technology!
09 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I vaguely remember someone telling me to name this episode something specific when we were recording, but I don't recall. So, sorry.
Will It Flush?
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss how much stuff we can flush when get wider pipes.
CALLED OUT - SAVE YOUR OWN SHOW
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roll call!
Very Robust Social Circle
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We also have a new brilliant business venture.
Fear of Drowning and Soft Spots
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We get deep, kinda.
THEE or THUH? Who Cares.
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We talk semantics for too long at the top, sorry, but then we bring back some Urban D!
The 200th Episode!
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for saving your own show for 200 eps!
The LAX Episode
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Plus turns out Tommy has a pile of cones in his shower closet.
Happy New Year of Logistics!
06 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the short ep, we had to shroom it up.
Falling Asleep in Barbie
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS! Jack finally uploaded an episode on time!
We Found the Old Show Binder
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do we do cover episodes now with old messages and games?
Kelly the Globetrotter (Mexico and Hawaii)
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lawyer cop's office also has people shitting their pants.
Chanca Piedra?
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy's got kidney stones... again!
The Tomification of Jack
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
100 who? Not on my YouTube.
Tommy's Technology World (TTW)
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The episode is full of glitch galore thanks to TTW!
Tommy's an Artist??
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How did we not know this?
We Know When People Don't Wanna Talk to Us
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a gift.
Tommy's Late and the Plumber's In!
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Isaac Abrams @theisaacabrams joins us today as we talk about dumb laws and find out who the asshole is.
Late, Re-Upload, Let's Try This Again
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you Caroline for pointing out Jack uploaded the wrong episode. Somehow when Jack imported the correct audio to the editing program, the program ...
Tongue Twisters and More Outdoor Showering
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy's not the only one with Tiny Internet today!
Maui Conspiracies and Tommy's Tire
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you for your messages about Wallace and Gromit. Saved Jack's ass.
String Theory and Eating People's Leftovers
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's roommate Matt joins for a sec!
The One With AI Written Scripts
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We had AI write some portions of the podcast today!
Kelly's Rich Now
29 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mind over matter!
Birthday Texts and Wrong Carousels
22 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We vent about people being nice to us.
Book Bags and Delayed Flights
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are chock full of good business ideas in this one.
Tommy Won An Emmy??
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's true! And Jack is recording an album.
Canadian Poetry and Microwaving in the Office
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can people calm down about Target?
I Don't Wanna Walk Anymore
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss whether or not Tommy can get away with using a wheelchair 'cause he's tired of walking.
ChatGPT Pizzazz
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Add some spice to your life with some ChatGPT.
Correctly Uploaded This Time
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Did I do it right this time?
Purebred Morons
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whoops accidentally uploaded this to IDKAT. Here it is in the right spot!
174. We're Back! No Technical Failures Finally!!
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I left in the soundcheck at the top to prove we had stuff working and then of course the theme song is all bunked up.
Vanderpump Is The New Super Bowl
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
So much drama!
Tommy HATES Scream 6
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We talk Scream 6 and flaccid teeth.
In a Pickle Game
18 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We play a harder version of Would You Rather called In a Pickle.
Hangin' in Holes
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're all down, but boy did a hole cheer us up.
Interrupting to Show You're Listening
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We got tons of tiny internet and many more interruptions.
Don't Get Sued and Save Your Show
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You hear the man. Save it. Don't get sued!
Tommy Partied with Jack's Parents
18 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What a tale!
166. Tiny Internet But Huge Room
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A late upload with horrible audio quality. How typical!
165. Jack Has a Cold, That's Why He Sounds Weird, Don't Write In
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Seriously, don't. And no. Jack didn't write this... Zach did.
164. Jack Has a Wendys Baked Potato
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's true.
Happy New Year (With the Worst Audio Ever)
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, this is not how you start off 2023.
That Italian Place That Starts With a C
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
And some wild Billy Bush story
So Sorry, Our Bad
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We made a boo boo.
Tommy's Vegas Adventure
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Oh boy, he got in some TROUBLE.
Robe Parties and Trying to Get Deep
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jim joins us for just a sec on this one!
158. Sorry We Missed Last Week!
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What did we talk about? I dunno. Enjoy.
157. The Clip Show
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you Nikolai Järvinin for sending us these clips!
156. This Podcast Sucks
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why does anyone listen to this? But do listen to the new Doohickeys song "This Town Sucks." Yes, Jack does write these episode descriptions.
155. Jack Played the Ryman
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Doohickeys done did it. And we talk about a bunch of other stuff.
154. Depression Is Better Today!
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I don't remember what we blabbed on about in this one.
153. Tommy Wandered Into A Church
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gang is depressed!
152. I Wish My Internet Was Bigger
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tommy speaks to us through his tiny Vegas internet and we play "I Wish My Truck Was Bigger" by the Doohickeys.
151. Heavy on the Ish
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Codename: VEGAS
150. Shirtless With Elf Shoes
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We got a strange set up for this one.
149. Tommy's Officially Gone
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We back, again, for a delayed time.
148. Tommy Is Moving to Vegas??
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What in tarnation?
147. It's Just Jack And Kelly and It's Kelly's B-Day!
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No Tommy. He's galavanting through Ireland right now.
146. We Got a Lot of Irons in the Fire
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We finally could make our schedules align to record an ep! Woo!
145. The White House Is Calling w/ Jaclyn Marfuggi (Caprio?)
26 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jaclyn joins us for a lively discussion about school shootings! Yay!
144. High Standards and Morrissey
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're a little drunk and still talking over the internet.
143. Prisoners of Love and Kelly Has to Leave Early
12 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jack's mic sucks.
142. Not 143 Yet, But Close
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are finally back together!