The Upshot

Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst.   We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray de...

Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air. But behind the scenes, the pair turned the ...

Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the show today: - Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day - Wayne Rooney trousers down - Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-...

OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot

11 Mar 2026

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They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.  He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dr...

The rock n’roll footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single. Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising wing...

Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC...

Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill. But then came the cocaine, convict...

Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird. Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo. He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi drive...

Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sure, Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds. But has he ever been strapped to a teatray and hurled headfirst down Mont Blanc? (or an artificial sli...

Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On the show today: Todd Boehly’s Epstein meetings, Nick Kyrgios' Australian Open bender, and Lewis Hamilton’s finally gets with the girl in the ye...

Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster. After five glorious years in G...

Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story… In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated ...

Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper. And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs o...

Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In September 2024 the world was a very different place.  Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben ...

Thomas Tuchel on the pull in Notting Hill | The funniest stories in sport this week

08 Jan 2026

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Keep listening to Extra Shot every week by joining The Upshot’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/upshottowers   (Sign up in your browser, not t...

Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments… Follow Moses: @mosesduckrell...

Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Rope and Anchor, 2013. The pub’s 53-year-old darts champion gulps as his opponent puts down his PSP and step up to the oche. It’s Luke Littl...

Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize. LINKS FROM THE POD: Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/sta...

Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh… Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the ...

Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker. Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.li...

Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht.But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oi...

Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re hiring! Apply for the role as The Upshot’s new video producer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-video-producer-36e9 Plus: Engl...

The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Britain already has a royal family.But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacem...

Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635Plus: The BBC colleague who ...

Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The name Kevin Keegan should conjure images of glittering European nights, mazy dribbles and Balon d’Or wins.But for most people, football’s unluc...

John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get tickets to to the Upshot’s Live shows in April: https://www.livenation.co.uk/the-upshot-live-tickets-adp1637635(Tickets go on sale 10am Thu...

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby)

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Malmo, Sweden. A 6ft 5 arsonist speeds away from a burning hot dog stand in a rented Lexus.Little do the cops know, the mystery bomber is playing in t...

Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: disgraced Spanish FA chief Luis Rubiales is egged by his uncle, the Serbian WAG who’s dad was a warlord, and our man Down Under gives us the i...

Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two)

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops. And he’ll never trust the establishment again.But his battles with the stat...

I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by securityEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ ht...

Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one)

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero.A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloor...

Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent.Get The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OF...

Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two)

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Silvio Berlusconi is the all powerful King of Italy, and behind the scenes, he’s up to some very, very seedy antics.He dresses escorts as Barack Oba...

Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India.EXCLUSIVE N...

Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one)

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries.He leads AC Milan to two...

Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard?Links from t...

Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars. But there was a time when the clu...

FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

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Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye.Links from the pod:Pre...

Alan Sugar fires Jamie Redknapp and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Plus: your chance to eat dinner with the mum of the second best player in the worldGet The White Hot Lawn Mower® 5.0 Ultra for 15% OFF with code UPSH...

Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Listen to part 2 right now when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers(It’s cheaper when you use your browser to sign up instead of the ...

Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/ups...

Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king...

Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessonsLinks from the pod:United Strand attacked b...

Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With their neatly pruned greens and spotless trousers, it’s easy to assume golfers are a tame and placid bunch.But look beyond the Rolex adverts, an...

Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris.Links from the pod:Climax to 2023 Excel World...

Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the summer of 2002, Ireland was a special place to be.The Celtic Tiger was roaring. Westlife had just chalked up their 10th number one. And a star ...

Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies and Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never metEXCLUSIVE NordVPN...

Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

He’s the pint-sized poacher with a naughty streak.Jermain Defo bonked lapdancers, bit opponents and spiked his teammates with Viagra.From bogus wedd...

Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again...

Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In a parallel universe, England’s World Cup winning gaffer Sir Sam Allardyce is sipping a pint of Moet at the launch of his Allardici aftershave.&nb...

Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight.Links from the pod:Newcastle...

Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

5.12am. Former TV presenter Jake Humphrey glugs down a tumbler of activated charcoal water.Wondering why his wife is wasting the day, he shakes her aw...

Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: the sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage.Download SAILY in your ap...

Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The good people of Sunderland have been through a lot. Viking raids. The rise of Korean shipbuilding. Spunking £6m on Jozy Altidore.But nothing could...

Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying?Get an extra episode of The Upshot every week ...

Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut hi...

Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil.And with that co...

Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/upshot Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌐On the show today: Star signings sac...

Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Snake River Canyon, Idaho 1973.A baying mob of drunken biker gangs and bloodthirsty thrill-seekers watch on, as a lunatic in a star spangled jumpsuit ...

Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get 20% off delicious hot sauces at Lou’s Brews: use code UPSHOT20 and visit www.lousbrews.co.uk.Welcome back to Extra Shot, coming to you, for no p...

Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After the 2005 Ashes, Kevin Pietersen was a national hero. But with fame comes scrutiny from the tabloids, and KP’s about to fall victim to a k...

Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https:...

Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The long, hot summer of 2005. Crazy Frog is number one. The royal family are reeling from Prince Harry’s Nazi costume.And millions watch England fin...

Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode)

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This is part one of our special series on Oasis. It was supposed to be for Patreon only, but we're giving it to everyone for free.You can get parts 2 ...

Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Join over 12 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED® and use code UPSHOT for 15% off your entire order at Manscaped.com. Welcome back to Extra Sho...

Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

At the end of part 1, Novak Djokovic was riding high. Equal to Federer and Nadal. Admittedly it was becoming clear he had some quite fruity perso...

What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Download SAILY in your app store and use our code UPSHOT at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase of an eSim! For further details g...

Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You don’t win 24 grand slams without going a little crazy. Just ask Novak Djokovic.The Serbian sensation moves objects with his mind, sparks di...

Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.On the show today: Lazio’s knob-flashing eagle handler me...

Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer)

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get tickets for The Grade Cricketer’s live shows :https://www.gradecricketer.com/live-shows For a brief moment in the mid 90s, it looked like M...

We went dogging on Wimbledon Common

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.Live from Wimbledon Common, we investigate the dogging epid...

Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two)

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Support the pod and get a bonus episode every week when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersWhen we left off, Rio had fled the sinking s...

Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser)

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Unlock the full episode and an extra hour of The Upshot every week at www.patreon.com/upshottowers(Do it in your browser, not the Patreon app - i...

The Scouse Hitler

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, ...

Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one)

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get part 2 instantly and support the pod when you join our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowersWith his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s ...

Quincy Promes is coming home

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal...Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel...

Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Support the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowersThese days, Liverpool are a well oiled fo...

Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus exte...

Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With special guest Paul Watson.Listen to the Sweeper Pod: https://linktr.ee/sweeperpod With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s eas...

A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers

29 May 2025

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Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners

27 May 2025

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With special guest Kieran MaguireSupport the pod and unlock an extended cut and exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowersFrom Eas...

Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up

22 May 2025

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Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice

20 May 2025

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Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies.But little does the veg-hunting gran k...

Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza

15 May 2025

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Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two)

13 May 2025

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Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we as...

Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown

08 May 2025

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Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one)

06 May 2025

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Get part two instantly when you sign up for our Patreon: www.patreon.com/upshottowers?utm_source=ogshownotesRyan Giggs was once nestled snugly between...

Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft

01 May 2025

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Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.He had...

FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot

24 Apr 2025

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Unlock the rusty door to Tuchel’s Dungeon, our patreon where we spill stories too spicy for the pod. Get an extra weekly episode right now plus exte...

Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get part two RIGHT NOW and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, ...

Luis Suarez bites again

17 Apr 2025

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Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.The staircase to...

Elton John’s grubby game of dice

10 Apr 2025

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Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)

08 Apr 2025

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Support the pod and unlock an exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowers As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrinch...

Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?

03 Apr 2025

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Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get part 2 NOW and unlock our exclusive weekly patreon episode: www.patreon.com/upshottowersEveryone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozin...

Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid

27 Mar 2025

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Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once mastermi...