Justin and Mary Takeover Preview - I Had Sex With/ A Ghost
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What is the Justin and Mary Takeover preview about?
What's going on, everybody? What you're about to hear is an amazing preview of some of the ridiculously good Vile Files content, and we have Justin and Mary here to talk about. What you're about to hear is the exclusive and fabulous Justin and Mary takeover.
yeah yeah we recently talked about whether you're a twilight head or a potter head potter head and i was what about a hunger game head that actually is a good contender but that wasn't in the discussion no and that i feel like in the timeline would come a bit later it was like twilight versus harry potter then we grew up a bit and we're like okay let's take on another thing let's go hunger games but you did have to make your original choice yeah hope you enjoy this preview So my roommates and I are doing a full Harry Potter watch because I'm going to move. And you got the Goblet of Fire. I got to Goblet of Fire. It might. I always said that Prisoner of Azkaban was my favorite. Goblet of Fire might be my favorite.
And you want to know why? Little horny.
Because the Fleur, the School of Fleur, what is it called?
It's the Triwizard Tournament, so it's Bobat and Sturmstrang, Lord Delacour, and Victor Crumb. Victor Crumb! It's also got the, my boy! My son! Which is sad because it's about death, but really funny.
No, that was like, we get Voldemort being brought back.
Even when he's like, I can touch you now, my roommate Cade was like, ah! You know?
That little body of his. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That little, like, yeah. But it's just like Hermione at that Yule Ball. Oh, my God. The Ron and Hermione.
When he turned her down and took the other girl?
Why are Justin and Mary debating Potter vs. Twilight (and Hunger Games)?
No, he didn't turn her down and take another girl.
He said no to her. No.
That is not what happens.
Why did she go? I don't remember as much, but why did she?
Basically, what happens is Ron is like, fuck, well, I guess I don't have anyone to go with. Like, I guess you're a girl. Like, no one would have asked you. And she's like, Actually, Victor Crumb literally asked, or she didn't say who it was, but she was like, I'm going.
And then he goes with the other girl. And he goes with- Who ends up dying in, oops, spoiler.
No. Harry and Ron go with the Patel sisters. Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. And then- I'm getting confused with the different part of the story. Okay.
You are.
You're thinking of Miss Luna Lovegood, who doesn't come- Not Luna Lovegood, because I loved Luna Lovegood. I don't remember the girl's name, but- Cho Chang? No.
No.
How does Goblet of Fire rank as a favorite Harry Potter film?
Which also, the way women of color are treated in these movies is like... We don't need to unpack that.
We'll unpack that later. Yeah. But no, it was the white girl that Ron went briefly was dating.
Lavender.
Yes. And she ended up dying. Lavender Brown. In the Deathly Hallows part 2.
She did end up dying. Yeah. Ron's first girlfriend did fucking die.
How powerful, by the way.
What?
When Hogwarts is under attack.
Mm-hmm.
And she came out there.
Mm-hmm. She did.
And ate down with the spell. Mm-hmm. And everybody started dropping down.
Yeah.
And what did she say? She has a specific line.
Lavender Brown?
Not Lavender. Girl, we're not talking about her. Who are we talking about? Why would I say she's powerful? She was powerful. R.I.P.
Wait, who? Hermione?
No, Professor... McGonagall. Yes.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Guards!
What did she say, though? But she said something.
Protect the school! so powerful i remember being in fourth grade like oh my god i can see this i can see the scene vividly and miss weasley going something about you hurt my daughter bitch or something like that don't mess with my daughter you bitch bellatrix and use bellatrix lestrange and she uses like a dark spell yeah she does and bellatrix was like dead exactly do not fuck with molly weasley
I was so iconic.
Oh my God.
You know what's very iconic? And this is Love Island adjacent.
Okay. I'm going to bring it back to Harry Potter.
You'll bring it back, but let me just slide this in real fast. So I was the kid that always went to brunch with my mom and her friends. Yeah.
What memorable Yule Ball and Ron/Hermione moments do they discuss?
So I was at like the brunches. I was going shopping. I was going to the movies.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the Justin and Mary Takeover preview about?
0:13–1:52
2
Why are Justin and Mary debating Potter vs. Twilight (and Hunger Games)?
1:52–2:36
3
How does Goblet of Fire rank as a favorite Harry Potter film?
2:36–4:04
4
What memorable Yule Ball and Ron/Hermione moments do they discuss?
4:04–6:05
5
How do the hosts react to major Deathly Hallows battle scenes and character deaths?
6:05–6:56
Speakers
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