I howl like the wolf because I am your host of this comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from my horror fans, indulge in their Christmas folly, sever a crazed outlier turkey leg or five with a Kenwood 28cm Electric Carving Knife or make love to a spiked Faux Snow Tipped Mountain Pine Christmas Tree that is addicted to snorting talcum powder, then laugh at the expense of their paltry addictions and for the cost of everyone else’s drunken Christmas avoidance techniques. Welcome to episode 14: Top Ten Presents to buy your partner for Christmas when you want to ditch them on New Year’s Day.Today, once again, we’re going to break the Christmas Trifle mould to give you the Top Ten Presents To Buy Your Partner For Christmas When You Want To Ditch Them On New Year’s Day. Because I know I’m speaking to the voiceless, and those who have no clue how to draw, let alone, speak in a straight line and where communication is not one of your fortes, so just saying “please leave me” or “I will leave you”…is out of the question. We must find a language that suits us - abrupt, painful, odd, violent, possessed, laden with advanced technology, haunted, terrified, or just plain sad and of course metaphorical. Here’s hoping that your partner will get the message. Or you find the strength to walk out, back in, and out and around the houses, going nowhere man. REFERENCESCAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comSOUND OF MUSIC - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_of_Music_(film)WHITE CHRISTMAS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Christmas_(song)ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_I_Want_for_Christmas_Is_YouJESUS CHRIST THE APPLE TREE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_the_Apple_TreeUGLY DOGS IN RENAISSANCE PAINTINGS - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Renaissance-Paintings-Calendar-Medieval-Portrait/dp/B0D91W2MLWFROM HELL – EAUX DE PARFUM - https://cursedfragrances.co.uk/product/from-hell/?attribute_size=100ml+Bottle&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAqYmlnz5hzG8yC8RwntXfKNbrgB1P&gclid=CjwKCAiAmfq6BhAsEiwAX1jsZyhpDGICXojiabMZEjfC5duyigqdSyuPcoYdazWa8hqv2LlTL7bUvxoC9uwQAvD_BwEGOLDIE LOOKING CHAIN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldie_Lookin_Chain

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