I howl like the wolf because I am your host of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from the physical receptacle that stores sewage, filth and my fan’s thoughts, desires and fetid nightmares, then mock and deride their problems, at their expense and for the pleasure of every speck of dust in the Milky Way which will in time, as in millions of years, be the likes of you and me. And time is on my side, being in limbo as your favourite Vigilante Cannibal Nun Agony Aunt. I mean, who else can you turn to when your problems are as demonic and disturbing as yours? And here they are put to good use, because we are all in desperate need of a joke or five. Welcome to Episode 21: Fannystown & Hip-Hop Genius Parasite.Feb but not fab or Feb up already? What happened to January? Time is like rolling thunder without the thunder and certainly without the bells and whistles. Shrug of shoulders. I was not born to be loved. Just thought I’d throw that one in for effect or is it affect. Life is too long and boring to start with that one. Fun. A bit o’ sauce. Laughter. That is what we need and so let’s get cracking. Because I am here to solve two horror and SCI FI emotional problem letters, sent in by fans, in less than 10 minutes…and here we go.So, our first letter today is from Sinead in Fannystown in Wexford circa 1955 who just asks WHY was I born in this Bastard’s town? To which I replied, it’s not Bastardstown. That’s 16.5 kilometres away and has a nice beach. You just have the shame and relief that you weren’t born in slut’s end. Moving swiftly along and away from all the cheap gags without a horror reference in sight. And our second letter is from Peter, from mid 70’s Bronx who says I have swallowed a hip hop genius parasite from a frozen steak that I undercooked. It has taken over my body man and is breaking beats like there’s no tomorrow.REFERENCESCAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comTHE MILKY WAY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_WayHIP-HOP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip-hopPARASITE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ParasitismTHE FINAL GIRL - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_girlOCD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive–compulsive_disorderFANNYSTOWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_townlands_of_County_WexfordBASTARDSTOWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_townlands_of_County_WexfordBREAK DANCING - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BreakdancingBRONX - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_BronxTOMMY COOPER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_CooperBALLYHALBERT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BallyhalbertREDDIT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RedditALICE SPRINGS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Springs

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