Hog Heaven, MAGA Hell
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
So we supposed to start the podcast. Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, Gaytriots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, fighters of fascism, lovers of humanity, the cool kids, we love you. And triple Trumpers, we're e for sure double Trumpers. We're even starting to dabble our dab our toes into the single Trumpers. They can do what? Pun. Wow. I like that around the world.
Yeah. I'm just trying to, you know, it's kind of stupid, but I'm trying to make it cool. Variety is the spice of life. Yes, absolutely. All right, Pimps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with. I've never seen anything like it. I attribute it to the fact that it was a red state. Okay.
What bizarre street incident sparked the episode’s opening discussion?
So I'm walking downtown Dallas over this last weekend. I'm behind a guy. And he does this, he puts his finger on on the side of his nose, and blows snot Out of the single nostril onto the street as we are walking. What in the literal fact?
How did the hosts react to the gross snot‑on‑the‑street story in Dallas?
And I was like, oh my gosh, that is disgusting. It kind of looks at me like I'm the dick, like I'm an asshole. And I'm just like, that's fucking gross. It was gross. That would never happen in New York, would it?
Oh yeah. It
does. Yeah. There's some pretty gross shit that happens on the streets of New York. I I would love to say that that's like a red blue ring. Yeah, there's some nasty ass shit. I'm I mean, there's some nasty ass shit that goes on in the streets of New York. I mean, I I really wish that we could just zero that in on MAGA, but men and the expulsion of uh liquids in their mouth, they are very um They lack a lot of self-awareness and how grotesque it is. There's constant spitting in the street. There's constant spitting you know, the uh uh y there's just men feel like they have a license to uh let go of all manners, all decency, and care for what a viewer could possibly see. Right. And they just let it rip. They just let it rip out in public all the time.
It's been going on forever. Uh I I would I would give you this. I would probably say in Trump's America it's worse. Yeah. They probably just like the racist, they probably feel more emboldened. Sure. But these single single notes not When if he can if
the president of the United States can shit their pants and wear a diaper around, why can't you blow a snot on the street? By
all means, just boog it up on the street. Just book it up. Ah, that's d I I I felt that it to my core. I felt when you were describing that, I felt that to my core. It's such a grievance. It's so gross. Nobody
wants to see that. Nobody. And here's the deal. It's like he thought he was invisible. It's like you're not what I'm saying. He lacks self awareness and care for the viewer. Yeah, nobody wants to see it. What if I would have stepped on it? Ugh.
Oh, okay. I just have some things. I don't know if these are grievances. Well, kind of grievances, but this is a l you're you'll love this.
Why does Josh keep getting haircuts and how many has he had in the last month?
So Viewer and listener, longtime viewer and listener, you know that Pumps and Josh and I have a friendship for the ages. And for years when Josh and I had marital problems, as a lot of marriages do, pumps was my number one confidant in those things. Now, of course, I've shined the shit out of that diamond in the rough and he's you know, pretty much off to the racist. And so now I have these pedestrian complaints about him, which I welcome. I welcome these level of pedestrian complaints. The first thing I want to discuss is Josh Welch's compulsion to get his hair cut. Yeah, it's bizarre. So in the last thirty days, I would say probably I think I did the math on it, twenty-six days. Josh has had three haircuts.
And let me just walk you through each of these, listener and viewer. We take our youngest son, we move him him into his apartment at uh USC. And while we're in Los Angeles, Josh says, I'm gonna get a haircut. I'm like, okay. Because he uh he's a traveling haircut person. This is something he enjoys doing. And you know what? I I I don't care. No complaint on that. I like it. I get blowouts when I travel. I like it. I get blowouts when I don't travel. So whatever. Right. So That was about less than four weeks ago.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:49
2
What bizarre street incident sparked the episode’s opening discussion?
0:49–1:13
3
How did the hosts react to the gross snot‑on‑the‑street story in Dallas?
1:13–3:13
4
Why does Josh keep getting haircuts and how many has he had in the last month?
3:13–4:43
5
What’s the “Hell’s Angels attraction” and why does it feel like rebellion for the hosts?
4:43–5:49
6
How do the hosts describe their evolving views on sex and attraction?
5:49–11:31
7
What grievances did Dakota share about rude drive‑through staff?
11:31–12:48
8
Why are the hosts so fed up with surveys and what do they propose instead?
12:48–52:17