The Musk of Desperation
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What is the opening segment and why does the episode start with a Maybelline ad?
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Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots, brown-triots, anybody who didn't vote for Trump any of the three times, we love you. Even if you voted for one. If you voted the first time and you completely have buyer's remorse, we'll let you in. But all of the triple Trumpers, especially all of those making asses of themselves, clapping like seals at Trumpapalooza freak show, can do what, Pops? It's a big trifecta today on I've had it. We've got pumps. We've got me. We've got Josh Welch. Josh, what have you had it with?
I'm going to re-up a couple of past had its that are old and it's a hybrid. It has to do with ordering food. I've had it with the person that takes the order having to read the order back to you. in full. That's number one. I'll elaborate on that. Number two, I've had it with the forced receipt and I confront these two habits daily. So I'm going to re-up the first one. Let's say I call in an order for our family, six people, five people, four people. Someone wants cheese on their burger. Someone doesn't. I of course want a side of this, a side of that. And so it takes about 10 minutes to order. And so then she wants to read it back to me. And it's like, okay, we've got... And I don't want any part of that.
So I like to say up front that... Okay, I'm going to waive you reading the order, and I'm going to assume any responsibility with any errors that are made when I come and get the food because I'm the one that opted not to verify the order. So I'm going to own that. I'm going to take ownership in that. I'm going to say that up front. And I do that to them, and a lot of times they understand. A lot of times they're baffled. The second thing is on this receipt thing. Okay. We had one particular drive through in Oklahoma City. It was Brahms and also Neptune subs. They would always give me the receipt and I would never want to take it. And then one time they gave me the receipt and I tried to give it back to them and they told me they didn't accept trash from outside the restaurant.
And then I had to explain to him that you just gave me the receipt. This isn't trash. And so here you take it back. No, you know, like Starbucks and some of these stores have the policies that we don't allow outdoor, you know, trash where you can't hand that to us. So I have to battle that kind of shit day in and day out. These are the kind of problems that I'm dealing with in Oklahoma. And I want everybody to know about it. And I've had it.
It's hilarious. Here's my thing. I'm sorry. You go, Pops. You go.
Here's my thing. I completely agree with you on the receipts. I've never in my life made a purchase with a card that they didn't charge my account. So a receipt is superfluous. They always charge you. I disagree vehemently with the readback of the order because I too, I'm a cider, I'm a not this, no tomato kind of thing. And I feel like I feel very secure in my order when they read it back and they say, no, this, no, that you want a side of this. And also, taking it one step further, if I go to a restaurant and we all sit down and somebody takes the order and they don't write anything down, the entire time I'm thinking, they're fucking up the order. They're fucking the order up. There's no way they didn't write it down.
They're never going to know all this. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don't. I'd say it's about the same as the people that write the order. But just my... My serenity during the time the food is being prepared is off because I'm just thinking, they're fucking it up. They're fucking
it up. And Pumps, I respect that, but I'm willing to accept that. There's been many times when I get the order back, I get the order back and it's incorrect.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening segment and why does the episode start with a Maybelline ad?
0:00–5:57
2
Why does Josh Welch rant about ordering food and the read‑back of orders?
5:57–10:06
3
How do the hosts describe the problems with restaurant receipts and trash policies?
10:06–15:56
4
What health issues are Jennifer dealing with in her dogs and why does she call them “STDs”?
15:56–21:34
5
How does Will criticize smart‑home devices that talk back and the rise of AI assistants?
21:34–27:34
6
Why do the hosts argue that social media and AI trends are harming human connection?
27:34–33:27
7
What political concerns do they raise about government incompetence, climate change, and corporate influence?
33:27–41:20
8
How do they wrap up the episode with calls to action, book promotion, and subscription reminders?
41:20–47:19