Sydney Sweeney Strikes Out
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What’s the opening rant about earbuds and power‑walking strangers?
So we supposed to start the podcast. Ready one, two, three. Patriots, Gatriots, they triots, Black triots, Brown triots, anybody who didn't triple Trump, I cannot express to you how much we love you. And history will be kind to you. But to everybody else, what can they do, pumps?
And it's a
double bird. Oh wait, this. And in a circle formation. A circle formation. Rainbow formation. A gay rainbow. A gay rainbow. A gay rainbow formation just for spite because the gays really trigger MAGA, which I think Sigmund Freud would have a lot to say about God rest his soul, says this atheist. Um Pumps, what
have you had it with? Okay, I have a laundry list of habits, but this just happened as I sit here. I see a woman that I see every day in my neighborhood walking. Okay. She's a power walker. She walks like a motherfucker. No pets, which you go girl, whatever. I'm r lugging one dog that's on its deathbed and two frenchies. So I get it. This woman Does not have earbuds. And she talks on the phone on fucking speaker. Put your nobody. I have heard so many of her private conversations that were completely unnecessary for me to hear. Why don't you just get earbuds? You walk I see you walk every day, twice a day. You are not just like a casual walker. Put your earbuds in or put the phone up to your ear. I don't want to hear you and your husband talking about your air conditioning.
Like I don't care. What is it? Does she think that out in the world she's in a bubble? Like I don't get it. I just saw her and irritated me. It's been on my mind, so I fucking have it. If you're going to be around other people in any form, even walking, put in earbuds if you're gonna be on the phone. Nobody cares about your conversation.
So do you do you end up like you're right behind her or No,
she's like across the street and either ahead of me or behind me. I mean, it's like full volume all the way up on her. That's bad.
I mean that's bad.
Why would she not wear earbuds? Okay, let's say you don't like them in your ears. I get it. Put the things over your ear. Like we have so many options now. Or bitch, put it up to your headphone like that.
Well, because she would have to be holding it like this, right?
Yes, she has it out full blast. And and first of all, I'm like, who are you talking to?
Here's what I propose. I just think you channel Larry David from Curb. You wait anxiously and you kinda look out your window and you see that she's approaching and you be ready. No dogs, you be ready. Have your ear pods in and everything. And then just start power walking like right behind her. And then just, you know, she gets on the phone, she's talking to her husband about God knows what. And then you just Hello. Hey, just quick did you know that you can actually get some earphones so everybody in the neighborhood doesn't have to hear what you're saying? Just get in that ass. Why not? I mean, look at all the shit the gov federal government's doing. Why not?
I'll tell you what else I've about been about to do. This is not a I'd had it. This is one of those fantasies that would never happen to me. in a regular world. So there's this stupid fucker. on between me and the dog school that has two big posters of the Oklahoma gubernatorial candidate that's endorsed by Trump that's fucking the worst, the worst, the worst that will be elected because he's a Republican. And it's him and Trump in an embrace. Every time I go past that I I That whole property. for ring cameras. And I think Oh I like where your head's at. Could I get a big fat Sharpie or spray paint and just write petto? on that, facing the street, how long would it take him to notice? Is it is that considered a property crime if I don't manage if I don't damage the proper I mean these
Okay.
Why am I thinking about these things?
Because it's number one, it's a rock solid, great idea. It's a it's a fabulous form of resistance. This
is
what
got
us in trouble twenty years ago. What I propose is that you we didn't vandalize anything. No, we didn't vandalize but just
bad ideas.
Nobody said no. Um, I s I propose that you put a little uh like cat burglar outfit on, a little cat suit with all black.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What’s the opening rant about earbuds and power‑walking strangers?
0:02–12:46
2
Why do the hosts propose a “cat‑burglar” costume protest against the Oklahoma political posters?
12:46–19:40
3
How does the iRestore Illumina Face Mask ad break fit into the episode?
19:40–24:10
4
What privacy concerns arise from StubHub’s follow‑up emails about US Open tickets?
24:10–57:36