What is happiness when it’s at home or out on a date? Cause I ain’t getting any. You ever have those wastelands of time where you just can’t get no nothing, let alone satisfaction and if you got any it wouldn’t be good enough, even if Mick jagger serenaded it to you in his stuffed underpants? Is it a warm gun, a cold gun, no gun, no gums, toothless, denchers, drenchers? Will a Hamlet cigar suffice? A hot towel? A sports massage? AND YET, it’s Tuesday, time to read a couple of your pathetic specimen of letters to solve all your horror and sci fi ills to ease your pain, then ridicule your problems, which are probably all in your head, at your expense and for everyone else’s pleasure. Welcome to Episode 29 of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt comedy horror podcast - Red Flags and Roadkill.REFERENCESCAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comHAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN by the Beatles - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happiness_Is_a_Warm_GunCHERRY BLOSSOM GIRL by Air - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQONxOIPPuIGAME OF LIFE - https://www.smythstoys.com/uk/en-gb/toys/games-puzzles-and-books/board-games/family-board-games/the-game-of-life-board-game/p/110804FREDDY KRUEGAR - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger

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