Welome to Episode 3 of The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, a fictional, comedy, horror and SCI FI podcast. Each week, The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, live from limbo as the living dead reads two letters from her horror fans, and pisses all over them, at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure, major hi, hi. Victims send their letters to The Vigilante Cannibal Nun from across time and space, cutting through all categories of Horror and SCI FI genres.Her first letter, "Julian’s Sister" tells the tale of Joan of Norwich, circa 1400, who loses her hand, hair, and heart and exposes her breasts all in an attempt to look normal in front of a guy she fancies. Tough nuts to crack, but she’ll do it, hi!Her second letter is "The Green Martian" from Janey from Pennsylvania circa 1958 who has a date with a man who turns out to be aGreen Martian with an existential crisis, desperate to find the real him, but who instead conforms to type and eats her sister.REFERENCES:THE BODY & BLOODhttps://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILMhttps://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comI’VE SEEN THAT FACE BEFORE (LIBERTANGO) By Grace Joneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIN3IE3DHqc – the best music video ever!!ROBIN HOODhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_HoodJULIAN OF NORWICHhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_of_NorwichPICASSOhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_PicassoROMAN POLANSKIhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_PolanskiMIA FARROWhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mia_Farrow

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