I howl like the wolf because things never happen quickly enough, do they? I’m waiting for the day when everything will speed up. And I don’t mean like the time when you were trapped in your mum’s car as a child with your brother whilst getting an automated industrial car wash. Everything was fast, suds n shit, whilst you were stuck and miraculously dry. And then your bro metamorphosed into a child of corn and that, ladies and gentlemen, was when the trouble began. No! I mean actual movement…life going from A to B and not via F U C K E D. That’s why I howl. Nothingness implodes in the soul. Longing for change internalizes into a fetid growth or desire that leads to self-abuse on a super scale or an inappropriate focus on the wrong thing….like your neighbour’s brilliant career in botany. Yeah…fuck her….and that is why you need me to punctuate the boredom so that you don’t end up poisoning the water and killing all of us. And who am I? Your very own Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, speaking from her comedy horror podcast. I am READY and I am willing to take on the stupid fucking emotional problems sent in from my brood of listeners from across time and space so that I can salvage the unsalvageable. BRING THE PAIN, and I’ll see what crap I can come up with, hi. Welcome to Episode 38: Embrace The Rage & Existential Piranha.REFERENCESCAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comBRING THE PAIN by Method Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0BlXy3Roj4CHILDREN OF CORN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Corn_(1984_film)WU TANG-CLAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wu-Tang_ClanSON OF SAM - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_BerkowitzTAXI DRIVER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxi_DriverMARTIN SCORSCESE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_ScorseseRAGE VIRUS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_LaterIS THAT ALL THERE IS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is_That_All_There_Is%3F

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