The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E174 - Vocal Cry

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @h3lio, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Wet Ass Patriots, provincial country music,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E173 - Don't Jump!

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E172 - Multi Jerks

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E171 - Punch-Drunk Eric

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E170 - Picard's Comeuppance

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E169 - Cupcake State

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E168 - We Beat Pharma!

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E167 - Pink Isn't Well...

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E166 - Coffee Rights!

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E165 - Truck Bat

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E164 - Monster Run

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E163 - The Lone Stoner

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E162 - No Known Motive

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E161 - Stinky Pritts

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E160 - Science Has Left The Building

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about irresponsible radio, wandering hobos, too...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E159 - Busey's Brain

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the birth of the Universe, crappy rom coms, bathtub...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E158 - Digital Afterlife

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E157 - Ecdysiast

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E156 - Juggernaut Capital

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Ukraine dissent, historical ignorance, They/Them/I,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E155 - Libertarian SingleZ

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E154 - Instagramable Moments

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Eric's corporate goals, working blue, Alask...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E153 - Zelenskyy: Action Figure!

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about unknown motives, quiet quitting, Guardian Caps, and...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E152 - Gone Batgirl

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about holographic Harry, carbon paw prints, Coco, the dog...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E151 - Coke Dreams

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Eric's new/old home, BitchBlockers, th...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E150 - Rudy on the Bus

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E149 - The Waternet

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E148 - The Gyllenhole

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Jared's jetlag, the latest Ukraine hype, co-lab rom...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E147 - Eric's Ennui

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E146 - The Purple Squirrel

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E145 - Dynamic Pricing

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E144 - Anal Autumn

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E143 - White-Knuckle Flyer

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E142 - 2022 WSB Care-A-Thon - Day 1

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine Special Edition S10/E141 - The Doctrine Trio

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto as they fill-in for Eric and chat about OG COVID, Wally watch, pronouns, and much more! Don't forget...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E140 - Technical Recession

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E139 - Octothorpe

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E138 - Too Lazy to Die

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E137 - The Milk & Cookies Index

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E136 - Gulp Goddess

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E135 - Indemnity

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E134 - Bottom Fishing

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E133 - Miss Eggs

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E132 - I am the WARus

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E131 - Whores on the Hill

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E130 - Devil Air

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E129 - War Mongering Hippies

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E128 - Dream Flying

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E127 - In Wet Heat

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E126 - Is It Suckling?

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E125 - Vacuum Satisfaction

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about planetary alignment, American cop shows, taunting j...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E124 - The Squirt Report

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about NATO intelligence, plant nipples, Van...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E123 - Hearsay

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E122 - The Beast

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E121 - Intimate Science

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about historic Atlanta, Autumn's nose ring, peach...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E120 - Bona Fide Cynic

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E119 - Playin' Hurt

24 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E118 - Alps-Billies

23 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E117 - Refreshingly Dumb

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E116 - Solstice Hippies

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E115 - Biden's Buzzies

17 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E114 - Hot Eric Summer 2: Even Hotter!

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E113 - Slaparoni & Cheese

15 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E112 - Dumb Crystals

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E111 - Asstradamus

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E110 - Lordy, Lordy, Autumn is 40!

10 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E109 - Selective Outrage Thursday

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E108 - The Big Orgy

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E107 - Unprofessional Behavior

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E106 - Talking Rock

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E105 - Go-To-Hell Friday

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Biden's Squirtle, cartography, Autumn's dog flap, a...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E104 - Proud Papa!

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E103 - Obi 'John' Kenobi

01 Jun 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E102 - MerFolks

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E101 - Country Yamamoto

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E100 - Spouse Allowance

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E099 - International Averages

24 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E098 - Joy Ambassador

20 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E097 - Retrospective Cringe

19 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E096 - Prostate Prison

18 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E095 - The Naughty Bits

17 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E094 - Influencer's Influencer

16 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E093 - The Blame Age

13 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E092 - Mom Brain

12 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E091 - Junks 'N Trunks

11 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E090 - Tongue Prep

10 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E089 - Gut Brain

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E088 - FoodAnon

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E087 - Stink Melon

05 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E086 - Quantum Thoughts

04 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E085 - Choke on Greg!

03 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E084 - Hulk's Gift

02 May 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E083 - Homemade Sunglasses

29 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E082 - Sunflower Hangover

28 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E081 - Obsessive Oats

27 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E080 - The News Boob

26 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E079 - Big Nut

25 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E078 -Earth Day Blues

22 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E077 - Towellzilla

21 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E076 - 4-20 Flower Buds

20 Apr 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E075 - The Vagic Bullet

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about hating Freddie Freeman, earth ships, Biden's bunny,...