The Von Haessler Doctrine

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E031 - Ticky Tack

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Rihanna's lazy Super Bowl performance, Eric quittin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E030 - Soup or Bowl?

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about weaponized misogyny, AI sex partners,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E029 - Nord Stream Silence

09 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Elon's Master Plan, au...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E028 - Name Me One!!!

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the State of the Union, food jungles, war-grooming,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E027 - Shiny Stuff!

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about a safer internet, brunchers, ass hacks, and much mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E026 - Happy Puddlez

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Madonna's new face, serotonin deficits, morbid hila...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E025 - Expensive Cheese

05 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Chinese balloons, the Future of the Future, A.I. tr...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E024 - The Great Slade!

02 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ScottSlade, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about rodent labor, payola BS, unsolved prob...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E023 - Retirement Wednesday

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Boxcar Biden, chakras, the Harmonicats, and much mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E022 - Lucid Dreaming

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about The Great Molasses Flood, food addiction, s...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E021- Bosa!!!

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the Super Bowl matchup, hundred-year-old wisdom, qu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E020- Rodent Provincialism

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about riot acceptance, diss-culture, purposivism, and muc...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E018 - Sop!

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Ukrainian tanks, the B...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E017 - Big Egg

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Bey Hive hypocrites, slow speakers, Mug-O-Lunch, an...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E016 - Doomsday Theatre

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Oscar nominations, loneliness, butt cupping, and mu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E015 - Trillion Dollar Mop

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about violent peace, cold calls, incels vs. virgins, and ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E014 - A Tale of Three Trees

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the death of the AJC, professional agitators, KISS ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E013 - Rigmarole

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the debt ceiling, MILF manor, leaning ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E012 - MAGA Women

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Biden's birthday song, Illuminati Trump, end-of-the...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E011 - Sonic Logo

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about polycrises, Stoned-Ape Theory, sober curiosity, and...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E010 - Assless & Classless

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about WWII radio, spleen education, lobster lives and muc...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E009 - Yellowstone Chic

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Lisa Marie, Kamala's school buses, ad...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E008 - Zero Waste?

12 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the latest COVID nonsense, true crime ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E007 - Unicorn Emissions

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Biden's classified documents, Harry's 'Spare' parts...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E006 - Back-To-Back Nats!

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @HondoWilliamson, @BillCaiaccio, @ChristinaWSBwx, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as t...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E005 - DAWGS & FROGS

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @BillCaiaccio, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about couch coaches, FUPA shocks, the Yell...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E004 - Check Mate!

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Damar Hamlin's, quiet hiring, Love Val...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E003 - Patriot Pork

05 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Zelensky's pillow, dad jokes, space cl...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E002 - Tweak Squad

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about self-snitching, heart hands, doomsayers, and much m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E001 - Kinda' Screwed

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about opinions and facts, hornless Vikings, optical chick...

Tim & Jared: The Ride Back to Reality

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim & Jared fill in for The Mark Arum Show recapping UGA's big Peach Bowl win over Ohio State. Plus, Jared lays down the law about when to take down C...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E243 - Tim & Jared Droppin' Opossums

30 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join @TimAndrewsHere, @JaredYamamoto, @GeorgeStein and many special friends as they fill-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine and chat about the Peach Bow...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E242 - Tim & Jared: Chasing Giraffes

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join @TimAndrewsHere, @JaredYamamoto, @chaseforliberty, @georgeclarkwsb and many special friends as they fill-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine and cha...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E241 - Tim & Jared Have Rizz!

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join @TimAndrewsHere, @JaredYamamoto, @ChristinaEdwards, @Dr.Joe, @EnglishNick, and many special friends as they fill-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E240 - Tim & Jared with GenX Santa

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join @TimAndrewsHere, @JaredYamamoto, @ChristinaEdwards, @Dr.Joe, and many special friends as they fill-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine and chat abou...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E239 - Special Christmas Show 2022

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, Greg, and many special friends as they celebrate the holidays and Christmas 202...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E238 - Weaponizing War

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about being 3rd best, digital Trump cards, belief system...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E237 - Hillbilly Elephants

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @MarkArumWSB, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Christmas specials, tear poison, The ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E236 - Chex Mix Secrets

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the SBF arrest, cat care, puppy play, and much more...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E235 - Visibility Filter

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ClarkHoward, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about bachelor themes, city folk, asterisk(...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E234 - Axe Attack

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ClarkHoward, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about a streetcar named fiasco, the 'word' ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E233 - Influencer-Free

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @ClarkHoward, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about hackneyed hashtags, fiduciary failures, e...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E232 - Mr. Christmas!

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ClarkHoward, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Time's Person of the Year, shaggy-dog stories, Chunk-D...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E231 - Runoff!

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Soviet drones, library fees, 'goblin mode' and much more! “Brought...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E230 - Modernly Stupid

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about hand hearts, rocket boots, moon taters, and much more! “Brought to...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E229 - Eric Juice

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Viva Magenta, Christmas birds, face tatoos, and much more! *New epis...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E228 - Discharge December

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @ClarkHoward, @WesMoss365, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Christin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E227 - The King's Tail

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about double standards, toe-sucking, Mamaroo, and much mo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E226 - The Lizard Wrangler

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Giving Tuesday, gaslighting, weather wars, and much...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E225 - MHornets

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Greg's neurosis, and mu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E224 - Sam Bankman-Fraud

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Drinksgiving, joyful warriors, rules-based international, and much m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E223 - Nerd Orgy

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about sleep funk, hyper hydration, C...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E222 - Duly Noted

21 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about westification, echo leads, The World Cup, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E221 - Unhoused Joe

18 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about perusing the news, Ukrainian arms deals, werewolfs ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E220 - Yes Day

17 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the World Cup sex ban, river rats, managerial compe...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E219 - Toodle Stick

16 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the state of The Von Haessler Doctrine, slags, #Dis...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E218 - Polycule

15 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the 8th billionth person on Earth, good vs. bad mor...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E217 - OnlyGrams

14 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about being a gentleman, hard work, Outback Jack, and muc...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E216 - Go Nut November

11 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Eric's Supreme Court challenge, featu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E215 - The Never-ending Now

10 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Pence's last days with Trump, Roma respect,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E214 - Red Dribble

09 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about election fallout, peace talks, vaudevi...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E213 - Trivia. Jacket. Death.

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Election Day, Peter Gabriel's return, Twitter's cel...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E212 - Marshmallow Planet

07 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about backyard wrestling, pleather fists, viva la whateve...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E211 - Safety Silence

04 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about AOC like eating, King Charles' teddy bear, #1 vs #1...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E210 - Suspicious Links

03 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the Trivia of 1812, Powell pain, life ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E209 - The Comb Theorem

02 Nov 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Powerball losers, Autumn's tummy, billionaire cheap...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E208 - Enthusiasm Gap

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about gay conversion boosters, hysteria, candy ha...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E207 - Trunk 'r Treat

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WSBChandler, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Jared's wedding, Elon's blue checks, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E206 - Clean Sustainable Forever War

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Elon and Twitter, astronaut money, Brady's divorce,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E205 - Eric Von Spittlebit

27 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about old interviews, political action figures, energy ro...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E204 - Pile of Dust

26 Oct 2022

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Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about pot news, death love, Black Adam, and ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E203 - I Don't Care Day

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Tim's jury box, fat activism, swinger pillows, and ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E202 - Brain Science

24 Oct 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about steam punk voting, soft Fascism, the ELT, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E201 - TERFy McHate

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Taylor Swift, Lindsey Graham, gruffin...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E200 - Vigilante Cats

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Liz Truss, Quadball, the Super Bowl of Radio, and m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E199 - Confetti Bats

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about being superficial, sucking face, Machine Gun COVID,...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E198 - Cancel Carveouts

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about non-debates, hyponyms, passenger princesses, and mu...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E197 - Duck and Cover

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Eric's week of sickness, rebooting the Earth, impli...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E196 - Timothy Syndrome

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @HondoWilliamson, @BillCaiaccio, @Dr.Joe @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Cocaine Be...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E195 - Senator Big Foot

13 Oct 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the Braves' big victory, house gridlock, vegan chee...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E194 - Dino Juice

12 Oct 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about farmer infidelity, Big Therapy, rat heat, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E193 - Cracktober

11 Oct 2022

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Join Eric, @PeterMoylan, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about sober October, Kanye West, bo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E192 - Cereal Deception

10 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about barber shop talk, natural deodorant effectiveness, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E191 - Garbage Can Gift

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about karaoke go-tos, miscommunication nukes, boyfriend r...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E190 - She-Eric

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about hypocrites, OPEC+, dangerous Pop-Tarts, and...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E189 - News Monster

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about moral BS, organic sheets, Gen Z Bond, and m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E188 - Bots & Crap

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about BS in the news, angry fishermen, fabric in a can, a...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E187 - Bachelor Buddies

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about isolationism, bro rom-coms, circus boobs, and much ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E186 - Jerks with the Wind

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @HondoWilliamson, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about sex tapes, suburban Jared, the me...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E185 - JoeSMR

29 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about animals, arrested development, leaf-lo...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E184 - WAPPY Meal

28 Sep 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Eric's momentary lapse of reason, Leftist puppets, ...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E183 - Hate-Free Zone

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about worshipful masters, space rocks, cannibalism, and m...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E182 - Jar of Anything

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about early voting, spongy moths, trippin' texts, and muc...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E181 - Effective & Delicious

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @HondoWilliamson, @BillCaiaicio, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about culture codes, Car...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E180 - Pressy vs. The Great Wazoo

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about unstable DJs, do-nothing politicians, the equinox a...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E179 - Cornered Putin

21 Sep 2022

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Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the new Space Force theme, tiny homes, red-haired g...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E178 - Max Vax

20 Sep 2022

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The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E177 - Low Serotonin Jared

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the end of the pandemic, Saturn's rings, elf ear su...

The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E176 - Laughing Bots

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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