The Von Haessler Doctrine
Episodes
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E014 - Hot Wet Summer
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the fabric of society, AI domination, ugly knees,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E013 - Better. Kinder. Weirder.
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Eric's awesome birthday gift, Bellingcat,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E012 - The Tequila Ticket
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit scam...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E011 - Earthworm Chow
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the pros and cons of harnessing fire, Miller Lite...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E010 - Mushmellow
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @shelleywynter1, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Veep visit, ch...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E009 - Nasty!
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about fact checkers, team outings, chronic hicc...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E008 - Work-Life/Goldfish
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about sociopathic politicians, Google AI, gut h...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E007 - EVH Moment
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Tucker, Trump, Wallen,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E006 - The Rant Sack
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Chuck's coronation, the new AI Czar, Josh Allen's...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E005 - The Doctrine Dude
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the end of the pandemic, King Charles, the 'C' wo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E004 - Radical Children
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the latest Fed hike, Sheeran's court room victory...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E003 - Jenny Apple Freeze
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about insider trading, the writer's strike, cat...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E002 - Radio Slumlord
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the useless Met Gala, Trump's CNN To...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S12/E001 - Headline Hopper
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the new timeslot, okokok's vs lalala's, and much ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E085 - "How You Know That?"
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Last show from 9-Noon! Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Biden's grand...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E084 - Yum Yum
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about economic periods, Siftie merchandise...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E083 - Gross Incompetence
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about robot lawyers, proper arena management, straight ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E082 - The Friendship Recession
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the big cable news shakeup, ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E081 - Radio Wizard
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Bed, Bath, and Bankruptcy, blue ticks, erotic hyp...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E080 - The Big WSB Switch-A-Roo
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about RFK Jr., Alec Baldwin, nose vomit, ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E079 - EIGH...%!
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about 4/20, wilting dollars, the d...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E078 - Digital Hoarding
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Biden's salary, glitter-shaming, pamphleteers and...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E077 - Sugar Throat
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about government waste, government abuse, government ex...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E076 - Turkey Milk
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Coachella fail, neutral beer, Eric's bloody t...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E075 - Jared's Thumb Slot
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365,@TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the doc leaker, the Sea Salt Scrolls,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E074 - Functional Weirdo
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about BBC lies, the distorted economy, the...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E073 - Psy-Ops!
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about government-affiliated influencers, rude actors, m...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E072 - Big Chair Tim
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @KenCharles, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about obese Georgians, ear seeds, rebrandi...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E071 - War/Life/Balance
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Masters drama, the Dalai kisser, caterwauling, an...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E070 - Nepo Babies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the potato lobby, gag orders, audio...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E069 -Political Performance Art
06 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about English Nick's awesome news,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E068 - Idiot Brain
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about that big legal case in Manhattan, G...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E067 - 404!
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about English Nick, English Nick, English ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E066 - AtlantaMan!
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about April jerks, box wine politics, stressed-out plan...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E065 - Mr. Shirt
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Sine Die, Opening Day, the backdoor ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E064 - King 'Who Cares' III
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Sine Die, Opening Day, the backdoor trots, and mu...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E063 - Erotic Blueprint
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join @TimAndrewsHere and @JaredYamamoto filling-in as hosts along with @Autopritts, Greg, and @georgelcarkwsb as they chat about TikTok haters, mammot...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E062 - Milking Dandelions
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about bold glamour, booby traps, the OnlyFans j...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E061 - Prepper Bucket
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about bold glamour, booby traps, the OnlyFans judge, an...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E060 - Cabal of Douche Bags
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about moral criminals, disgruntled parent...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E059 - Ozone Lips
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Capitol Hill influencers, the 'boyfriend ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E058 - Bubble Privilege
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about fake abs, everything showers, tinnit...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E057 - Reckless Buggy-ing
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about bad radio, organoids, gray space, and much more! ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E056 - Toodle Rage
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about March Madness, danger rugs, crony ca...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E055 - Celtic Taters
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Irish rock bands, local news idiots,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E054 - Ozone Butt Therapy
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Hall of Radio, hat protocol, the Doctrine dri...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E053 - Drone Bullies
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about government lies, bad banking, foot s...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E052 - Stick Soup
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Zelenskyy propaganda, issue bees, Buzz Fr...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E051 - Moral Hazard
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the collapse of SVB, the stupid Osca...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E050 - Twinkie and the Beast
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Elon's gulch, Shaq's birthday, Aberclams, and muc...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E049 - Might Makes Right?
09 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about war lies, Oscars nonsense, vegan chocolat...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E048 - Menopause Adjacent
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about healthful release, compromised journalism, dumpst...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E047 - Existential Crisis
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about propaganda shells, computer burps, Splenda Daddys...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E046 - Tears, Twerking, & Laughter
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Cop City, AI Autumn, poop reddits, and much more!...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E045 - Nude Leak Fallout
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about the Murdaugh verdict, Bare-Minimum Mondays, world...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E044 - Her. She.
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about faux outrage, pangolins, astrologica...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E043 - Tucker Man
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join @TimAndrewsHere and @JaredYamamoto filling-in as hosts along with @Autopritts and Greg as they chat about shower wall kissers, sexy Biden, eggfla...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E042 - Generation Zombie
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about Eric's lack of interest, sex lips...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E041 - Von Haessler People
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about giants, elves, menstrual cups, and much more! “...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E040 - Instaflation
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick67, and Greg as they chat about one year of war, moral...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E039 - Prisoner of the Now
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about progressive supremacists, forever drugs, Do...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E038 - Boot Edge Edge!
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about soda testicles, dog orgies, Jared's birthday, and m...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E037 - The Red and Blue Bowl
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about 'Healthy In Any Size Tuesday,' non-binary thinking,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E036 - Stoned-Cold Sober
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about 'Precedents' (?) Day, Autumn's love life, nuclear w...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E035 - The Q Spectrum
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about caution abundance, combative listeners, feedback lo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E034 - BS Filter
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @ChrisChandler, @WesMoss36, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Jared's bloody nose, li...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E033 - They Gaga
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Trump's nickname lab, lucky days, oatmeal audio, an...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E032 - Dr. Love
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they celebrate Valentine's Day and chat about Super...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E031 - Ticky Tack
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Rihanna's lazy Super Bowl performance, Eric quittin...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E030 - Soup or Bowl?
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about weaponized misogyny, AI sex partners,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E029 - Nord Stream Silence
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Elon's Master Plan, au...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E028 - Name Me One!!!
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the State of the Union, food jungles, war-grooming,...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E027 - Shiny Stuff!
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about a safer internet, brunchers, ass hacks, and much mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E026 - Happy Puddlez
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Madonna's new face, serotonin deficits, morbid hila...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E025 - Expensive Cheese
05 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Chinese balloons, the Future of the Future, A.I. tr...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E024 - The Great Slade!
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @ScottSlade, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about rodent labor, payola BS, unsolved prob...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E023 - Retirement Wednesday
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Boxcar Biden, chakras, the Harmonicats, and much mo...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E022 - Lucid Dreaming
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @DrJoe, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about The Great Molasses Flood, food addiction, s...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E021- Bosa!!!
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the Super Bowl matchup, hundred-year-old wisdom, qu...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E020- Rodent Provincialism
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about riot acceptance, diss-culture, purposivism, and muc...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E018 - Sop!
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Ukrainian tanks, the B...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E017 - Big Egg
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Bey Hive hypocrites, slow speakers, Mug-O-Lunch, an...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E016 - Doomsday Theatre
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Oscar nominations, loneliness, butt cupping, and mu...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E015 - Trillion Dollar Mop
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about violent peace, cold calls, incels vs. virgins, and ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E014 - A Tale of Three Trees
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the death of the AJC, professional agitators, KISS ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E013 - Rigmarole
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the debt ceiling, MILF manor, leaning ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E012 - MAGA Women
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Biden's birthday song, Illuminati Trump, end-of-the...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E011 - Sonic Logo
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about polycrises, Stoned-Ape Theory, sober curiosity, and...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E010 - Assless & Classless
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about WWII radio, spleen education, lobster lives and muc...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E009 - Yellowstone Chic
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @GeorgeStein, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Lisa Marie, Kamala's school buses, ad...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E008 - Zero Waste?
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about the latest COVID nonsense, true crime ...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E007 - Unicorn Emissions
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Biden's classified documents, Harry's 'Spare' parts...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E006 - Back-To-Back Nats!
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @HondoWilliamson, @BillCaiaccio, @ChristinaWSBwx, @DrJoeEsposito, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as t...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E005 - DAWGS & FROGS
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @BillCaiaccio, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about couch coaches, FUPA shocks, the Yell...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E004 - Check Mate!
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Damar Hamlin's, quiet hiring, Love Val...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E003 - Patriot Pork
05 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @WesMoss365, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about Zelensky's pillow, dad jokes, space cl...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E002 - Tweak Squad
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about self-snitching, heart hands, doomsayers, and much m...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S11/E001 - Kinda' Screwed
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Eric, @TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, @EnglishNick, and Greg as they chat about opinions and facts, hornless Vikings, optical chick...
Tim & Jared: The Ride Back to Reality
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tim & Jared fill in for The Mark Arum Show recapping UGA's big Peach Bowl win over Ohio State. Plus, Jared lays down the law about when to take down C...
The Von Haessler Doctrine S10/E243 - Tim & Jared Droppin' Opossums
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join @TimAndrewsHere, @JaredYamamoto, @GeorgeStein and many special friends as they fill-in for The Von Haessler Doctrine and chat about the Peach Bow...