VP Kamala Harris on Defeat, Democrats, and the Fight Ahead

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Jon Stewart 2:53
Hello everybody, my name is John Stewart. I host the weekly show podcast with John Stewart. How convenient. Uh, it is Wednesday, October twenty-ninth. Tomorrow is Thursday, October thirtieth. That's probably where you're gonna be hearing this stuff. Uh, we got a nice guest for you today. Uh, she ran for president. Just recently. Yeah, that's right. uh Vice President Kamala Harris gonna be joining us later and we'll be talking about all kinds of different things and Uh I'm assuming we can only conduct the conversation because the The president of the United States, Donald J. Trump, is is overseas. Uh where he really seems to Uh enjoy it. Much more. than being here. I I really think the problem that he has with America is we don't throw him enough parades.
Jon Stewart 3:37
with cultural music. I think if we just no matter where he goes. Have a red carpet. At the ready. And People playing the music of countries he's never actually uh Bin to Dressed in cultural garb. And then we just give 'em gifts. I think this is the way we can get through these next uh three years. Every day is Christmas in Malaysia. That's what we have to make America. The shit that they are giving it. I don't know who is running through the gift list there, but When when the new Japanese uh Prime Minister gave him a gold golf ball, I was like, That's just nailed it. That was when they came up with that idea, they were tossing things around. Uh what should we give him? How about uh new cryptocurrency? Now he's already the billions and the well put his name on something here now.

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