The William Montgomery Show
Shapel Lacey | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 173
Thu, 27 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: What happens in the beginning of this episode?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. Und jetzt hier ist er, der große rote Maschine, der Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery. Das ist so cool.
Ja, das ist ein schöner Hintergrund. Er hat uns gestern erschrocken. Wir haben gestern einen gemacht und er hat uns mit den Hintergründen erschrocken. Es war wie, es ist fucking... Ja, er hat uns runnen. Er hat uns auf unseren Händen.
Yeah, this one seems very peaceful. We got the little baby deer in the back. It looks like a baby. That's not a grown one yet. It's at least adolescent.
16.
Yeah. Yeah, he goes like, hashtag iPhone 16. Wow. Taken by iPhone Pro, filmed on iPhone.
Yeah, yeah.
So sick.
Guys, you make me feel like I'm built like a fucking pro athlete. God damn. Maybe I had you moved a little bit too forward. Should he scoot back? You can scoot back. No, no, no, we're going to keep it like that. Yeah, I know.
I feel like our chairs are smaller. I feel like your chair... And you're taller than me. It's got to be the chair. It's fine. Yeah, we're in big man territory.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of the chairs they are using?
We're on big man turf. Yeah, we sure are. We can keep it that way. It's totally fine. It's big boy hour. It's big boy hour.
I feel like, Grant, what is up with the chair though? Haven't we had it where it's all level chairs? I can go switch the chair. Will you shrink it in post, Grant?
I'm throwing things off here.
Yeah, I mean, if you can do it in post, we don't have to mess with the chair. And Chappelle, unless if Mr... Yeah, plus you got me in this fucking field, right?
As a black man. Get him out of the field. And I got two white guys.
Yeah, I mean, seriously, Grant. We're starting off rocky today. What is going on, dude? Tensions are high. This isn't one of your iPhone videos anymore, dude. Yeah, we're not in your fucking backyard.
At first I was loving the field. Now I just feel like... You know. No, I love it. I love it. No, keep the field. Keep the chair too. The field stays. We have to do it. We have to, I mean. We gotta do it.
I mean, we've already started.
We already started. Are you guys sure you don't want this? I look how I look. There we go. Whoa.
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Chapter 3: What funny incident involving a splinter do they discuss?
Alright, I'll talk about it a little bit.
I'm a part-time data analyst and I've been staying up super late looking at all the quandaries. In Excel-Spreadsheets. I never even learned how to do Excel-Spreadsheets.
Was there classes on Excel?
I've been coding. I had one class in Excel and I'm like, bitch, get this shit out of my face. I don't even get it. You're adding and subtracting by putting numbers in boxes? Where'd you go to college? I went to Georgia Southern. Most people, they see a computer, they run away from it. I run towards it. I run towards the fire.
Which one's Georgia Southern? That's...
It's in Statesboro. It's by Savannah. South Georgia. Oh, okay. That's where I'm at home. That's my pillow.
You can read all that stuff.
Oh yeah, code, binary. And I mean, we're talking about multiple hidden layers on this freaking thing.
I don't even get it. How does one get there?
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Chapter 4: What insights about writing does Shapel share?
He's gone. He's on pills? And he's on pills like frequently, but he's really on pills today. He can barely stand.
Okay, this, this, now let me know where you need me to adjust.
We had to do the needle like Pulp Fiction just to get him to turn the camera on. Damn. Yeah, so thank you, Grant, for getting up. He was on the ground.
Grant, thank you for bringing... Er ist auf dem Boden, in seinem Büro. Oh, er sitzt auf dem Boden? Ja.
Wenn er gefadet ist. Er produziert und sitzt auf dem Boden, das ist toll, gleichzeitig. Ja, ja, er wird gefadet da drin und dann macht er alle Trinken. Wenn ihr bemerkt habt, waren alle Trinken heute ziemlich gut gesetzt, weil gestern sah es so aus, als wären sie alle, es war wie verrückt. Yeah, free for all. I thought he was playing Jumanji in here yesterday. I walked in there.
But we love Jumanji.
We love Jumanji. Not in real life. Oh my gosh.
Do you remember the name of the factory? We were actually, weirdly enough, talking about the factory in Jumanji yesterday. Do you remember it by chance? Nein. The Pierce Shoe Factory. War es nicht Pierce? Perrish. Perrish. Perrish. Perrish. Gott, warum will ich immer sagen, Pierce auf das verdammte Ding.
Hey, weißt du, was ich nicht verstanden habe über Jumanji? Was?
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Chapter 5: How do they discuss the concept of animal actors?
You are sweet, you allowed that woman to do that, because that looks like a ton of... Trash!
Is it on the ground?
It's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Seriously.
All that shit.
Grant?
I think you could have done this yourself.
I tried. I tried doing it last night and I couldn't get it out. I was like, alright, maybe you can just cut this open for me. She's like, okay, I'm gonna really go for it and did a whole thing. It's from Katana? Doing the Katana?
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What are their thoughts on the documentary about chimpanzees?
Walk out of the little river you're in. It was stupid. It was dumb.
And that giraffe had to be eaten so the lion could proceed with its life. I know. They don't have grocery stores like us. I know. I know.
But when it drowns, what a waste. Who gets to eat it? The crocodile? Oh, yeah. The crocodile gets it. Maybe a little... Maybe a sweet little crocodile just got born and then it has a sweet little another baby to eat.
The first meal, yeah. Yum. Just gets that baby giraffe. Circle of life. Circle of life. You ever see those alligators or crocodiles tear up that zebra? Because what they do is they'll bite and then they turn. And then they turn and it rips off this zebra's face. The Gibson method. Oh my God. Yeah.
Er nennt sich Michael Gibson. Er hat es in der Wilden Kolumbien-Universität gedreht. Der Gibson-Method ist so leidenschaftlich. Ja, es ist schrecklich, weil es die Schnauze und die Freakie ausbreitet. Ich habe das gesehen. Es ist schrecklich. Und ich habe es gesehen, wo die Guts alle ausbalanciert sind. Und es ist so, Alter, was ist da los? Du bist verletzt. Verletzt.
Keine Anzahl von Arbeiten wird das helfen können. Und auch, du bist ein Tier. Totally. Yeah, first of all, you're an animal, which is bad enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't even talk or eat or use a fork. Yeah, I mean, where even is the closest hospital out there? I don't know. And you ain't finding it. And I'm sorry about that. Yeah. Like, I'm really sorry.
Yeah, Grant, is your friend going to be out there to fix anything?
I found the video. Do you guys want to see it? Of your fingers? Of what? Yeah, your fingers. Or the zebra. No, not the zebra. Just my finger. Oh. Okay. I can put it up here.
Whoa! They're getting you with a little... Oh my gosh.
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Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their personal lives?
I thought it was the drugs, like you said.
We smelled alcohol.
Rubbing alcohol.
It was St. Patrick's Day yesterday. He probably had a wild night. Using the paddle. Paddling his boys. And then that's how I got the splinter. Using that damn thing. It's sick. It's sick, but that's what it is. That's karma. Chappelle Lacey, thank you so much for being on the podcast.
Oh, thanks for having me.
Happy to have you.
I rarely come to Austin, so it's nice to be here.
I know, how has it been? You've been enjoying yourself?
I always enjoy myself. Oh no, you got in yesterday and your flight was all delayed. Yeah, it was crazy delayed. I got to the airport, because my flight was at like 9.30 or whatever, and then it was like, then it got pushed back four hours, and I was like... So, just sitting in the airport, like, yeah. What do you do? I don't know. Oh, I was reading. Oh, nice. Wait, one of the self-help books?
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Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts at the end of the episode?
He was just doing what a dog does. Exactly. Dogs, they're animals. They're not humans. I mean, we watched a freaking Judge Millian yesterday, where some dudes tried to say his new puppy, the freaking neighbors, the neighbor has these three big dogs, and then when he gets in the backyard, he sees one of the big dogs pulling the puppy through the fence.
I'm thinking, oh my gosh, this is horrible, but come to find out, they're lying to everybody. Oh no. That's why you gotta reserve your judgments.
How were they exposed? Wait, who said this?
It was on people's court.
Yeah, people's court. I mean, they showed the picture of the fence and they were totally negligent. They had all these big spaces in the fence. And sure enough, though, their little love. So they never had a little dog.
They had a little dog, but it didn't get dragged under a fence. It was in their yard, just plain and must have.
What were they trying to get? Emotional damages?
Yeah, like you killed my dog.
Oh, it died.
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