Session 128: Madison Beer

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Therapuss with Jake Shane 1h 15m 3 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Jake Shane 0:12
Hi, pussies. Welcome back to Therapus. We have Brett here for the intro.
Hi.
Jake Shane 0:16
My hand hurts. Oh, I'm so sorry. Look, watch.
Brett 0:20
It's like definitely not good.
Jake Shane 0:22
See? Okay, so the tendon just went over the muscle. Wait, watch. Ready?
Brett 0:26
Yeah.
Jake Shane 0:27
Then watch it snap back into place.
Brett 0:29
Ow.
Jake Shane 0:30
Yeah, it's bad. So if anyone at home knows what the fuck to do, please help me. I'm in so much pain every day of my life. Every morning I wake up in pain. Every night I go to bed in pain. I'm constantly in pain.
Brett 0:41
You're going to have to go to physical therapy or something for that, I think.
Jake Shane 0:45
I think I might have to get the surgery.
Brett 0:48
Oh, no way.
Jake Shane 0:49
Yeah, the tendonitis surgery.
Brett 0:50
No way.
Jake Shane 0:51
They just, they quickly, they just, it's right here. It's like this tendon right here.
Brett 0:56
What's the recovery like?
Jake Shane 0:58
I don't have time for it, so I don't know.
Brett 0:59
Yeah, you're not having time for that.
Jake Shane 1:01
When do you leave again?
Brett 1:03
For Europe?
Jake Shane 1:04
Yeah.
Brett 1:04
Next week.
Jake Shane 1:05
Brad also just found a place. Hell them.
Brett 1:11
Jake's rolling his eyes.
Jake Shane 1:12
I'm not rolling my eyes because I'm mad. I'm just.
Brett 1:15
No. I'm just upset. I'm in the same boat. Listen.
Jake Shane 1:19
But I know it has to happen. Like, obviously, like, life happens.
Brett 1:22
I am so sad to move out. Like, I'm so sad about it. But at the same time.
Jake Shane 1:28
It's time.
Brett 1:29
It's time.
Jake Shane 1:29
For you and your relationship.
Brett 1:30
And we talked about this going into this year of the lease.
Jake Shane 1:34
Yeah, no one is shocked.
Brett 1:35
No one's shocked. Like, I'm not springing this on Jake. Like, I'm not going to be far.
Jake Shane 1:40
No, seven minutes.
Brett 1:41
I will be here literally all the time.
Jake Shane 1:42
All the time.
Brett 1:43
If you're in town, I'll be here.
Jake Shane 1:45
Right.
Brett 1:45
Which is when I see you anyway.
Jake Shane 1:47
Exactly.
Brett 1:47
And I'm never in town. You haven't gone more than you've been here in the last like five months, I think.
Jake Shane 1:53
Do you hear how sick I sound?
Brett 1:54
Yeah.
Jake Shane 1:55
I'm sick.
Brett 1:56
I think you need to go to bed.
Jake Shane 1:58
I think I need to go. I think I'm sick.
Brett 2:00
And you know me. If like, if like, if I'm like, if I'm feeling sick, I need to go to bed.
Jake Shane 2:04
Like I feel sick.
Brett 2:05
Yeah.
Jake Shane 2:06
I feel sick. I mean, and so like my eyes are like literally collapsing onto themselves.
Brett 2:11
Yeah.
Jake Shane 2:12
But it's like, I'm out of shows to watch. That's like, have you seen Succession? I'm like the first two seasons and I'm watching it right now for the first time.
Brett 2:18
It's so good. It's, it's so good. Greg and Tom are really just like, well, you know, people call me cousin Greg. And how funny that you actually know him in real life.
Jake Shane 2:27
I know. Nicholas Braun. Nicholas, I love you. We did Broadway together. Yeah. I miss it.
Brett 2:34
Yeah.
Jake Shane 2:34
I miss that era of my life.
Brett 2:36
Well, you know, you're in another fun era right now. You've just been like.
Jake Shane 2:40
Summer.
Brett 2:40
Yeah.
Jake Shane 2:42
I'm really like my body is really feeling it today. Like I really like I got home and my body is like.
Brett 2:49
You need to just like take a chill pill.
Jake Shane 2:51
Like I don't even know what I want for dinner.
Brett 2:52
I know. Me either. Honestly.
Jake Shane 2:55
Will you just keep me posted on your ideas? Yeah. Well, what's this new grocery store?
Brett 2:59
Laurel Supply. It's the Erewhon dupe.
Jake Shane 3:03
Okay, have you been? What's the vibe?
Brett 3:06
I haven't been. I haven't been, but it literally is like, and I'm not just saying like happier grocery is like Air One like copy. No, it's like this is an Air One dupe. Same plates.
Jake Shane 3:16
But what are people saying about the food?
Brett 3:18
I don't know. I'm intrigued.
Jake Shane 3:20
What is the type of food there?
Brett 3:21
It's like the buffalo cauliflower, Korean short. They have all the same shit.
Jake Shane 3:25
It's the same thing.
Brett 3:26
Sushi counter.
Jake Shane 3:27
I said the sushi counter looks cool.
Brett 3:29
They have like the same smoothies. It's like very weird, honestly. But like smart, I guess. Do people like it?
Jake Shane 3:35
Are people on TikTok liking it?
Brett 3:37
People like it. People think that it's more chic.
Jake Shane 3:40
Okay, but like what's the quality of the food?
Brett 3:42
I don't know. I haven't been. I've passed it a few times and it's right by Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood. You know what?
Jake Shane 3:50
I've only been there once.
Brett 3:52
I've never been there.
Jake Shane 3:53
People love it. People say on a Tuesday night it really pops off.
Brett 3:56
Yeah. Yeah.
Jake Shane 3:57
Did you have fun watching the Knicks here?
Brett 4:00
So much fun. We watched the last. Well, where was I watching? Oh, I was in bed at the game that you were at. That was so fucking crazy. Insane.
Jake Shane 4:09
It was the crazy experience of my life.
Brett 4:11
It's unreal that you were there.
Jake Shane 4:12
You didn't even need to understand how basketball worked to know that it was point for point.

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