Therapy Gecko
Episodes
ALASKAN DAYDREAMS
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out thei...
“I TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE IT WORK”
22 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A break up rerouted a caller’s life and a final caller plans a move back to their ...
“MY EX HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER”
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded h...
“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”
15 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyam...
“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read v...
“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
08 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life e...
“MY DAD IS BEING A JERK”
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom ...
“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
01 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller searc...
I am going back on tour!
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS HERE: therapygeckotour.com MAY 3RD SAN DIEGO CA MAY 6TH LOS ANGELES CA JUNE 4TH SAN FRANCISCO CA JUNE 5TH PORTLAND OR JUNE 6TH SEATTLE WA ...
“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a ...
"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”
22 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin L...
GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comHello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his bandmate,...
“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”
15 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller is wrongfully arrested, and an emailer wonders why he thinks the ...
GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to his mother, a guy who’s speech impediment is affecting his...
“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going after being medically discharged from the Australian military. A...
“I ESCAPED DARK TIMES”
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller figures out their life after retiring from military service in Alaska, and...
“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”
01 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuous breakup, a caller works through their sex addiction, and we read view...
“SHOULD I HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY NEIGHBORS?”
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a friend, and a final caller’s lie sends us down a deep rabbit hole. ...
“GET A REAL JOB”
25 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for granted in his current relationship, and caller believes his lack of sexua...
“I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom. There is m...
“I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”
18 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his pr...
LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his cha...
READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
11 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him. He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his life wen...
“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of sch...
“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
04 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years,...
“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my f...
GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
28 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries wi...
“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unh...
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery mone...
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change. Time to have a piece o...
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the...
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks abou...
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having ...
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful home...
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a...
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to mor...
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning ...
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his f...
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterw...
“I’M AN ESCORT”
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and...
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It&rsq...
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gec...
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail...
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psycholog...
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me a...
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in th...
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries ...
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dati...
“I STABBED MYSELF BUT NOW I'M CHILLING”
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller's changes turns his life around after stabbing himself, a caller tries to avoid PDA, and I read some viewer mail. I am the captain now. I am ...
“I HAVE A FART FETISH”
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how his fart fetish has affected his dating life, a caller shares stories from his life as a bouncer, and I read some viewer mail.&n...
“I AM A MUSCLE MOMMY”
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks about being a female competitive body builder, a caller touts his extensive root beer collection, and I read emails. The Blue Man...
GECKMAIL: I LEFT MY GF TO TRAVEL
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. In this episode I read viewer mail and also rant a little. Some of those emails include leaving your relationship to travel, the weird feeling ...
“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to...
“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final calle...
“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for ...
“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It&rsquo...
"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years. It’s perfectly fine to...
GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things. ...
“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller...
chatting with aldn as geckos
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more...
“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use t...
“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost die...
is it better to be a human or a lizard?
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv I went to a gecko zoo in Brooklyn...
“I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS”
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first da...
"I’M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP"
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a fina...
“I’M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE”
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existential...
GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN’T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET”
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails. Some of those email topic...
“I CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN YOU”
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello. In this IRL episode I talk with a woman who moved to the US from Russia and just got married, an aspiring lawyer trying not to let her family&r...
“I CUT OFF MY BEST FRIEND”
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on the effects that cutting off his best friend has had on the friend group. Later a caller describes a supernatural religious...
“MY PANTS ARE $400”
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this IRL episode we speak with a street photographer with $400 pants, an avid Marvel fan fiction writer, we learn about gardening video games, and ...
“I’M AN AIR FORCE VETERAN”
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garag...
THE LEGO PORN EPISODE
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a...
I dance battled a stranger in mexico
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podca...
“I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother&...
“I FELT LIKE GOD”
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God. Afterwards a caller lives with their ex...
“I HEAR THE CALL OF DEATH”
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explain...
“I’M 50 AND FEEL AMAZING”
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super...
“I WAS A CHILD STAR”
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains w...
“I FOUND A SUGAR DADDY IN VR”
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about thei...
“I’M AN ANARCHIST REBEL”
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel, ...
“I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN”
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life. Afterwards a caller sends videos of ...
“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them. Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party...
THE LONE COSPLAYER
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a h...
“I USED TO BE TROUBLE”
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA. Later a caller turns his life around aft...
“I’M A FARMER”
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigera...
“I’M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN”
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe...
“I AM A FIREFIGHTER”
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don&rsquo...
GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, ...
“I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST”
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made ...
“MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS”
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a r...
“AM I WASTING MY TIME?”
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of ...
“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS”
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy...
“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep...
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu ...
“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final cal...
“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg.&nb...
GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew ...
BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch u...
“I WANT TO DO NOTHING”
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and...
“I’M A ZOOKEEPER”
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I tal...