Ep 311: 3 Bars. 10 Hours. Catalina.
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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone? Juliana, maybe we can
ask an actual human.
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on This is Important... Dude just popped my cherry. Holy shit.
And the Hulk's cock was a fountain. Pops back and sprays so much shit everywhere, dude. Buckle up. Wow. Dude, we were just talking off pod. Dude, Durv's just telling this fucking sick story about how he had to cut a piece of wood.
Dude, it gave me a man
boner. That shit was important, dude. How often are you cutting wood? Yeah. Shout out Milwaukee. Milwaukee Power Tools Company. Yeah. Saw Blake's cup, said, dude, great merch. They should have more merch. And they had sent us axes. Adam said he never used the axe. And I said, dude, I used it just a few weeks ago. Cut a four by four and a half.
That makes it a two by two,
right? Fucking wood shooting everywhere. No goggles on. Eyes wide open. Yeah, I feel like I never had the opportunity to cut wood. And I know some, I understand it's like a, it's a kink in my armor, a chink in my armor or whatever is in the armor. Sure. It
is kind
of scary to say these days. Yeah, I don't know if I could say chink in the armor, but I'm, you know, it's a
dent. It's a
dent. It's a huge welt. Yeah, it's a chinky dent in my armor. I feel like you're not getting rid of, I think you just made it worse.
Boop, boop, boop. Rewind. This is just way
worse. No, you comboed the... Oh, I didn't... Well, regardless, it's a dent.
How do the hosts transition from tool talk (welding, stripping cable) to planning the Catalina trip?
Take
backs and apologies. I want to be more of a man. Don't we all? And I understand tools are a huge part. It can't all be just my chiseled physique, you know, and the facial hair I'm going to be able to grow at some point in my life. It's not all that. Hard as we may try. It's not that. It's also you have to be able to Use tools in the proper fashion. I'm a dude. It's know-how. It's called know-how. Because I have tools. Datitude. It's obviously chisel physique. Yeah. You've got the physique. You have the datitude. You've got the tools. Obviously. You have the datitude. But do you have the know-how? I don't have the know-how. That's right, because I have the tools. Like stripping cable? Have you guys ever stripped cable?
What does that even mean?
Have you ever welded?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the opening ads and introductions say about the show?
0:00–4:06
2
How do the hosts transition from tool talk (welding, stripping cable) to planning the Catalina trip?
4:06–8:08
3
What happens when the crew finally gets on the boat and arrives at Catalina?
8:08–21:34
4
How do the bar, food, and drink experiences unfold on Catalina Island?
21:34–39:33
5
What’s the story behind the Catalina Hawaiian shirts and the “Go Barefoot” tag?
39:33–42:19
6
How did the crew finally get back to the boat after begging a local for a ride?
42:19–45:24
7
What happened when someone fell overboard and the boat’s toilet got clogged?
45:24–49:01
8
How do the hosts wrap up the trip with apologies, reflections, and plans for the next adventure?
49:01–1:22:01