Ep 317: Stop Us If This Is Too Funny
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What is the opening premise and tone of This Is Important’s episode 317?
This is an IHR podcast. Guaranteed human. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this is important, I've got a big
fucking boner. Garbage cans need to be fluorescent. They shouldn't be black. They're very hard to see at night when you're on a bike and you had margaritas and you're also texting. My face
went numb, and that's when I know I was hooked, baby. I'm in love.
Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. And boom goes the dynamite.
I got a big fucking boner right now.
Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Coming through the uh folders. Uh were those was that an old folder or is that brand spacing new? Hit me with that again. I wanna be on you. I
got a big fucking boner right now.
Yeah, dude. That one's been classic. You understood how Adam Sandler became such a giant star. Yeah, that'll do it. You know? Comedy genius. That'll do it. Fucking that what a absolute heat rock.
Here's my question. Uh they're all gonna laugh at you, that whole sketch. Did you guys know that was uh like a reference from the movie Carrie? Mm-mm.
From the movie Carrie about the girl who And here we are.
Oh oh sure, they're all gonna laugh at you. No, the mom. The mom is like They're all gonna laugh at you about prom or whatever. Uh huh. Bruh. Huh. Cause then I saw that and I started rolling when I was watching Carrie. Lock in there's you're locked in today. I'm green for some reason, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lock T F N. I don't think I've ever seen Carrie. Really? Well, it's almost Halloween season upon us. You can start shipping away at some of these classic horror films.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I wish I liked it more.
Horror
or horror. Like Halloween? Like nah, just getting just g just on purpose being scared. Mm-hmm. Oh. Like I don't I don't I know people love it, dude. Yeah. I don't I don't love it.
It is someone's lifestyle and you gotta wonder what's up there. Dude, horror freaks rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. When people are
too into it You get concerned with the They
saw like grandpa naked at too young of an age or something something inappropriate. And they're and they go
Your boobs are huge. They saw some that's actually a great point. They saw some skin drooping. Yeah. And that stayed with them and now they just want to get that feeling back again.
Well, you know, I it it maybe it's also getting like control over that terror where they're like, I'm gonna terrorize myself by hitting play on this uh this movie here. I'm gonna buy that ticket to this film at this theater. I'm not gonna have
grandpa's butt cheeks scaring me awake every night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be
watching werewolves instead.
Well, but at like like a movie like Carrie or like the classic, you know, Halloween films, they're not they're actually not that scary. Now they're just kinda like cool movies. No, no, no, no. That's because you're old. No, Carrie's
not scary. If you're twelve years old and you watch uh Halloween, you're freaking out. Halloween's
like a just like a oddly paced movie, like not much happened.
But you but you're using is context for all ever ev every other movie. But if you're ten or twelve or eleven, you're like, What the fuck?
And you've only seen like frozen thirty five times.
Yeah.
Right. But like it's oddly paced. Like have either of you you guys all you guys both have uh what, twelve year olds? Thirteen, twelve? Yeah. Yeah. But have you haunted them yet? Have you have you ruined their childhoods by show showing them a living here? Yeah. It's not really the dad's job. It's that's an uncle's job. I'm willing if if you guys want me to babysit,
okay come over here. You're throwing your name in the hat.
I couldn't terrorize them by showing them one of these scary movies. I won't watch it with them. I'll say it's too scary for me. It's
too scary. I unfortunately cannot watch
Perry with you tonight. It's too frightening for me. It's too scary for me, the adult, have at it. And you know they'd gobble that up.
Jaws is a coming of age like movie in our house where I'm like, okay, we're gonna watch Jaws now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening premise and tone of This Is Important’s episode 317?
0:00–7:23
2
Why do the hosts spend so much time debating horror movies and Halloween classics?
7:23–15:43
3
How do the hosts recount their first experiences with alcohol and the “Creamy Head” story?
15:43–23:14
4
What arguments do they make when debating whether a bear or a hammerhead shark would be a worse way to die?
23:14–31:40
5
How do the hosts describe real‑life encounters with bears, mountain lions, and other wildlife?
31:40–39:11
6
What do the hosts say about genetics, DNA testing, and the “rigor mortis” vs. “rigormortis” confusion?
39:11–46:17
7
Why do the hosts bring up the Mandela‑effect, Yogi Bear, and sign‑language mix‑ups?
46:17–1:01:11
8
How do the hosts wrap up with apologies, cultural reflections, and the upcoming live show announcement?
1:01:11–1:03:48