There's Something About Marys | This Past Weekend #157
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How does Theo reflect on the end of 2018 and holiday traditions?
It is a good day here. It is December here. It is Monday morning. It is the year 2018 coming to a close. You know, you can hear Mother Nature and Father Time and the Lord. You know, you can hear Buddha and all of them, the whole crew. They're boxing up the year. They've been using the year, playing it all, you know. Like a board game. And now they're putting it back in the box. Things have happened and people have come and go and babies have crawled out of crotches and senior citizens have crawled back into the earth. in that bad motorcycle of living and life and dying and condensation and acid rain and telecommunications and all of it. The whole whirlpool of existence has almost come to the end of its coil for this year, 2018.
And as the year goes into the box, all that's left to do is wrap it up and put a bow on it. And that's what we're trying to do, I think, is just, you know, if it's been good, if it's been bad, if it's been ugly, if you've lost someone, if you've loved someone. You got to finish strong here and just put a bow on it. Look forward to this new beginning. It's coming. I'm happy to be here with you guys. Welcome to This Past Weekend.
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I started to get a little bit lost on where we were in the song. That's Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells. And some people say Jangle. Jangle Bells. Some people say probably even Jungle Bells. Probably, you know, those people, let's be honest, they're probably not doing super great. People that say Jungle Bells. But that's Jingle Bells. That was sent in by a man named Tiny Sand Who. And some people don't know who he is and some people know who he is. And Tiny Sand, we've never seen him. I guess he's a man. He said he was in emails. He started just emailing in riffs that he made with his own fingers. You know, in his own ten fingers. I'm assuming that he had ten fingers. And he made those riffs for us. And that one right there is Jingle Bells.
And he sent that in to us last year around this time of year. And so I just wanted to play it again so that we could have that. And just to remind us how, or remind me that... So many people have contributed to this bad motor scooter right here of this past weekend. And thank you guys for being with me. Today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza. You know, there comes a time in every man's life when he doesn't know what to do and he doesn't know what direction to take. And if you find yourself caught in the bosom of uncertainty, you can always go to Gray Block Pizza, 1811 Pico Boulevard on the way to the beach. Gray Block, get that hitter. Today's episode is brought to you by Minimal Case.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How does Theo reflect on the end of 2018 and holiday traditions?
0:00–10:54
2
What happened at David Spade dinner and Theo’s comedy shows?
10:54–1:03:46
3
Why is Theo talking about diversity and whether to invite more Black comedians on tour?
1:03:46–1:12:08
4
What were listeners’ reactions to guests and how is Theo rethinking guest episodes?
1:12:08–1:19:27
5
How does Theo advise callers about relationship dilemmas and infidelity confessions?
1:19:27–1:30:01
6
What personal reflections and holiday sign-off does Theo share at the episode’s end?
1:30:01–1:53:11