Fifth Wednesday Ersatz Episode
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Why is this Wednesday different and what odd symptoms do the hosts describe?
It's Wednesday. It's not just any Wednesday, Benjamin. Oh, no. I've got a strange feeling in my bones. Your bones are crumbling. They're crumbling, yeah. They're big time crumbling. And when I was sifting through my stool this morning, there was something wrong.
I knew there was something wrong. Your runic stools. My runic stools.
Well, you do it every morning, don't you?
What bizarre morning ritual involving 'sifting through my stool' do the hosts mention?
You're on a Zoom call with Dr. Grubenheimer.
That's right.
Yeah, we interpret them together. But he's been able to use your stools to predict correctly the outcome of every local election in Thuringia in the last seven years. Yeah. Amazingly. Which we just don't understand what's going on there, but something's going on. But you have found evidence in whatever you're sifting through that things are a little wrong or a little awry. And should you be sifting at all on a day such as today? Because, of course, today is the fifth Wednesday. That's why the magpies are flying backwards. Correct. Yes. That's why the earth is rotating in the opposite direction. That's why rats are only turning left. Parmesan will come out smaller grated on the larger grate side of the grater and large grated on the smaller grate side.
No one can park a Hyundai i10. Completely unparkable at this point. If you're in a Hyundai i10 right now, just keep going until tomorrow. Well, until dusk. When again, it'll be the easiest car to park of all cars. Yeah.
How do the hosts explain the predictive power of runic stools for Thuringia elections?
But that, of course, means that there can be no episode. This isn't a proper episode. It can't be. This is just health and safety alert. So what are you doing? Stop. Especially if you're using heavy machinery, if you're shearing some kind of animal, if you're shampooing a person or a dog. Put your sandblasters and your buffers down, please. Put down your buffing brush. And just switch off. Nothing counts today. Nothing that happens in the news. No events. Nothing. We'll see you in September or sooner if you want to get yourselves on Patreon. Yeah. Yes, indeed. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Fifth Wednesday.
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