Arsenal stun Man City & how will Chelsea do this season?
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What happened in the Community Shield where Arsenal beat Manchester City?
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Hello and welcome to the Tifo Football Podcast. I'm Joe Devine, and today I'm delighted to be joined. Oh, it's his first podcast post-World Cup. It's Kaya Kina. Hello. All right, buddy, how's it going? I'm very good, thank you. How are you? Fanta I'm pretty well. Yeah? I'm pretty yeah, we had a good podcast today, didn't we? Nice. Now, we've given him some time off helping John Mackenzie notice things for did you notice videos? What an excellent sentence that was. Hey, do you know he's actually off because it's his book launch week this week, and he's doing a lot of podcasts and a lot of a lot of interviews. Has he got a book? Has he got a book? John? I don't know. He hasn't mentioned it once. No. No. Certainly not that recently, anyway.
But there you go. And uh anyway, so he's not here. Instead, we've got the junior version of John. I almost called you the senior version of John. I almost congred the. The junior version of John. Yeah.
It's Alexander Barker. Sometimes I feel like the senior version of John sometimes. He's got to keep his brain in check. He's very juvenile, is John. He's very he is very juvenile.
Do you know? Uh have you guys heard of the game Big Walk? Yeah. So we've been playing Big Walk in the evenings, me and John and a couple of our friends. And John, I have discovered, well, rediscovered really, is the most annoying guy to play games like that with. Because it gets very dark in Big Walk when you go on a big walk in Big Walk. And because you you you you have a very limited inventory spot, essentially, you can only carry one thing each. And John was the person who had the The light. And it got dark. And John and it's also proximity uh audio, so you can't hear each other when you get out of a certain distance. And John just buggered off. He
just he he he just he just
ran off ahead of all of us, and the rest of us were just feeling our way through in the dark. And you know what? He didn't even apologize when we eventually caught up with him. He's a terrible guy. Don't buy his book. Anyway, also, Lord of the Deal Sheet, Amateye Winehouse is here. Hello. All right, buddy, how's it going? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. How are you doing? I I clapped for you.
Yeah.
That was nice. Do you know where it decimal I think it's because I called you Lord and then I felt as though I should do something that was more ceremonial than the other two. I'll have to work on what the ceremony should be. Yeah, what what should the deal sheet ceremony be? Oh, good question. Now we should say the deal sheet is the athletics supreme transfer uh news coverage that happens every Tuesday during the window, edited by you you find self Lord Amitai.
I think we should do sort of a Louis the Fourteenth, Levain Couchet sort of like proper like uh You're gonna have to explain that one to me. Uh I mean this is my A level history coming to the fore here, but basically he uh he they created a sphere of influence around him. Right. Where lords and lords would literally vie to like dress him in the morning because they wanted to establish his absolute power.
R you want me to dress you in the morning.
I'll happily do it. It would probably help me dress better.
I'll get a little rough for your neck so you can really be Lord Amateur the deal sheet.
You can add yourself in the one to watch section one week. Oh That's true.
You have the power to do that. I have the power to put anything in the one to watch section, as long as we can verify it with the relative rel related clubs and people in the world. That's true. As
long as Emperor Ornstein is happy with it. Now. Uh what did we talk about on today? Oh plus Steve Hankey's here. Hello. Now what did we talk about on today's show? Well, we start with a very self-indulgent intro from Steve regarding Arsenal's community shield win. However, happiness is fleeting in life and we should luxuriate enjoy when we have it. So boo to you, celebration police. That's me. It's quite deep that. Well, I I wouldn't say it's deep at all. In fact, I'd say it's very shallow. Very shallow. Very shallow. Now, a bit like the uh Community Shield win.
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