Mourinho’s Real Madrid drama, Brentford’s consistency & Monaco top the league!
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What is the opening banter and who are the hosts of this Tifo Football episode?
Hello and welcome to the Tifo Football Podcast, brought to you by EA Sports FC twenty seven. Today I'm delighted to be joined by Colin Miller. Hello, Joe. Hey buddy, how's it going? I'm very well. How are you? I'm well, thank you. Also joined by Alex Barker. Hello. Hello, okay? Yes, okay. Great stuff. And Kaya Kaine. Hola e bonjour. Hola et bonjour. Yes. So from two different places today. What about that? No, plus Steve Hankey's head. Yeah, f off. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Okay, where did that come from, Steve? Is that 'cause I forgot to say goodbye to you at the end of the podcast. Yeah. Which just happened a minute ago. This guy's gone crazy. Okay. Now, what's on the podcast today? Well, other than Steve Hankey telling me to f off, we've got is Jose Mourinho better at operating wireless printers than we assumed?
Well, we discussed that, in the context, of course, of the Real Madrid boss blaming officials for their defeat to city arrivals at Letico. Uh we learn what the equivalent phrase for loggerheads is in Spanish. Guess what? There is one. I wasn't expecting there to be one, but very exciting. Now, is it a literal or idiomatic translation? We'll let our Spanish audience decide. Google did it for us. There you go. We play a rondo, which is very successful for one person here. I mean that is a spoiler. Don't
tell them.
Okay. The spoiler was cut. The spoiler w you don't know who it was successful for. Steve, the spoiler was cut. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the rondo, we talk about Brentford and uh we give uh Alex a rundown of the bees and wasps he should be afraid of because as it turns out he currently fears the sweetest and gentlest of bees, the bumblebee. Have in fact, have you seen Isn't there um a Transformers uh movie called Bumblebee? Yes. Yeah. Maybe if you watch I love that film. Yeah, that's great, isn't it? Yeah. Does that help ease your phobia of bumblebee at all? No, I'm
caught in two months. I know bees are good for the environment and you're meant to protect them, they're lovely, they're not gonna hurt you. And in like the same part of my brain, like sort of you know, i you know, it's claiming for their extinction and would wish they would never appeared anywhere near me ever again. That's how I feel about people. Yeah.
It's funny
though,
isn't it? If you get a glass and and some paper you can trap the people. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A very big glass. A very big
glass. Now, Alex also makes a frankly outrageous claim about rhinos that we'll come to later. That's that's I I I can't even speak of it. Now, uh we then move on to France and discuss a solid start for Monaco and bad times for Olympic Marseille, plus Kyas Film Club returns. Many people have been asking for it. One to skip though, I would say, if you are a fan of the film Troy. And that's the end of the The show. That's right at the end. So you can just leave that off there. There we go. A couple of things to say before we get started. Ring for Analysis this week, which is our audio exclusive episode, only out on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, wherever you get your audio podcasts. That's out on Saturday. This week it's me and Seb Stafford Blore talking about goalkeepers.
Really interesting article. No live stream on Sunday this week, as it's an international break, of course. But next Tuesday, we will be back in video form with Kaya Kinak, Ruben Pinder, and Tom Harris. Uh Steve is that all? That is all. Okay, let's crack on with the show.
Well where else to begin, of course, than with Real Madrid. I don't say that very often.
How did José Mourinho’s second spell at Real Madrid begin to unravel?
We don't normally begin with Real Madrid, but today we will begin with Real Madrid because La Liga is seven games old as uh as we speak. Uh and uh at this early stage free scoring Barcelona have opened up a six point gap on Rivals Real Madrid already. Uh Real's second spell under the watchful eye of Jose Marinho has Seen some of the less savoury tropes of uh life under the Portuguese emerge already. Big surprise. I'm sure we're all very surprised that that has occurred. Um let's begin with the with the the the recent refereeing scandal.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and who are the hosts of this Tifo Football episode?
0:03–3:38
2
How did José Mourinho’s second spell at Real Madrid begin to unravel?
3:38–19:25
3
What tactical and vibe problems are plaguing Real Madrid under Mourinho?
19:25–45:46
4
Why did the show take a quick break and what is “The Rondo” segment about?
45:46–56:21
5
How has Brentford’s consistency propelled them up the Premier League table?
56:21–1:06:21
6
Could you actually defeat a rhino in a fight – what’s the story behind this claim?
1:06:21–1:08:14
7
Why is AS Monaco leading Ligue 1 and what makes their attack so effective?
1:08:14–1:11:01
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