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Toni and Ryan

Don't Get Dumped In A Hot Air Balloon

10 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 4.379 Toni Lodge

Tony, I don't think it's going to work out and I think we should go our separate ways.

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4.399 - 5.661 Unknown

What?

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7.184 - 9.408 Joel

Yeah, sorry. But I think this is it for us.

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9.989 - 16.881 Alexandra

So Tony, I hear you're single. Hi, I'm Alexandra from Falun, Sweden.

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17.141 - 18.744 Joel

Hi, I'm Joel from Sydney, Australia.

18.884 - 22.731 Alexandra

I'm Safi from Launceston, Tasmania. And I approve this podcast.

25.208 - 40.407 Toni Lodge

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author Meowth.

40.427 - 44.312 Ryan Jon

Whoa, what's happened in your mouth? There's something in my mouth. Oh, sorry.

44.332 - 45.052 Toni Lodge

Did you see that?

Chapter 2: What is the significance of the 'Eddie's run' coffee order story?

176.543 - 192.507 Toni Lodge

Read the order. And again, I was coming in like thinking I was going to rock up to the office. Someone was going to put a coffee in my hand and we'd hit record because I was the last one in today. Cutting it fine. Cutting it fine. But instead I spent 25 minutes down the fucking road because have a listen to this.

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193.028 - 201.42 Ryan Jon

A soy hot chocolate, a hot long black and almond matcha with honey and some little hash browns.

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202.683 - 206.954 Toni Lodge

I tell you what's also funny, when you read this whole extensive list and then you go, oh, fuck, did I want something?

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206.974 - 221.961 Ryan Jon

Like, I haven't, yeah. And then in the middle of there is Charles texting, Tony is fine. Yeah. Fine. Yeah. Is saying Eddie's run as well, is that, like, that's coffee implied? Can you ask for food in that situation?

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221.981 - 222.762 Toni Lodge

Nah, I'll pop a hash brown.

223.383 - 224.105 Ryan Jon

Do you reckon?

224.125 - 224.706 Toni Lodge

Nah, that's fine.

225.427 - 228.372 Ryan Jon

Because often I'll- Is a hash brown the extent though?

228.392 - 228.853 Toni Lodge

Nah.

Chapter 3: What humorous insights are shared about breakups?

536.309 - 537.129 Ryan Jon

We all love Grace.

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537.41 - 546.839 Toni Lodge

Now, all of your answers kind of get pulled together. So, like a BuzzFeed quiz, at the end, it'll tell you which type of millennial midlife crisis you're likely to have.

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546.859 - 547.479 Ryan Jon

Oh, my God. I love that.

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547.98 - 573.548 Toni Lodge

Question one. It's a Saturday morning. What do your ideal plans look like? Is it A, a five-kilometre run with a whole bunch of strangers? Is it B, reformer Pilates, then a green smoothie? C, elbow deep in clay at a ceramics class? Or D, watching old movies I've seen ten times and having a little cry?

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575.27 - 576.712 Ryan Jon

B or C. Okay.

577.012 - 578.914 Toni Lodge

Charles, can you jot down her answers, please?

579.552 - 584.109 Ryan Jon

B or C, because I love our refi forms.

584.251 - 584.331 Toni Lodge

Yep.

584.632 - 589.98 Ryan Jon

And I love doing it because I remember when I did that pottery workshop for my birthday last year.

Chapter 4: How do millennials experience midlife crises differently?

810.754 - 811.655 Ryan Jon

Pinterest.

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811.675 - 812.276 Toni Lodge

Pinterest.

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812.356 - 813.337 Ryan Jon

Yeah, definitely.

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813.897 - 818.642 Toni Lodge

And also, everyone listening and watching, jot your answers down because I'll tell you your results at the end.

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818.662 - 823.567 Ryan Jon

Yeah. I've been scrolling Pinterest a lot because I like lots of craft inspo.

823.607 - 847.593 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Yeah. When you think about the future, you feel... I'm about to have a fucking mental breakdown. That's one of the answers. This is the question, right? A, weirdly competitive about it. B, anxious. And then you need to calm yourself down with the breath work or meditation. C, like you need to make something with your hands first.

847.613 - 861.73 Toni Lodge

Like that's a way of like, I just want to like ground myself and make something. Or D, you'd actually, instead of thinking about the future, you'd rather think about the past. Like reminisce and, you know.

861.75 - 873.004 Ryan Jon

Oh, God. On a fucking Monday. Yep. Can I please have those options again?

874.205 - 875.747 Toni Lodge

Just the short version. You get weirdly competitive about it.

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