Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who is the greatest Chris in Hollywood.First its the SOAPSTAR SCRAP as Home & Away’s Chris Hemsworth takes on Luke from the OC, Chris Karmack. LATHER UP Y'CUNTS, ITS GONNA BE A SOAPY ONE!Then its the SUPERNOVA SKIRMISH as Nova from American Pie Chris Klein, takes on Nova Corps ally Starlord Chris Pratt!THEN, ITS DETECTIVE James Carter, Chris Tucker VS CAPTAIN America, Chris Evans in a BROtect and Serve Scramble. YOU WON'T WANNA DEFUND THIS! And its Patrick Batman Chris Bale Vs James T Kirk Chris Pine in A COMIC-CON CHAOTIC CLASH, that’ll have all the FREAKS IN HALL H CREAMING THEIR CARGOS! In this...THE CHRIS OF THE TITANS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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