Top Flight Time Machine
Episodes
The Hippie Conundrum
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Touchline Lamparding, a coffee tasting, gentle telly, mending stuff, a truck ride, and the Richard O’Sullivan story.Join the Iron Filings Society: h...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 62
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Starting a London knees-up, Sir Alf’s rules and a book break, and an unconventional half time ritual. (Rec: 6/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
Fear The Thames
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 2
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We meet Mrs Twit, Roald Dahl clashes with his publishers over the insult levels, and how to enhance a marriage with bunk beds. (Rec: 5/8/20)Join the I...
Life Logistics - Keep It Simple
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Man clubs, a Ken Loach dog story, Nelson’s tail, and a Henry Hoover modifying tip. (Rec: 4/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.c...
Shockwave Events Unfold
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Old Trafford protest, the plight of the ‘big six’ and some racist gossip.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimem...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 4
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Beautiful Green, Midge’s meltdown sex-fest, car crash perviness and climax prevention. (Rec: 26/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patr...
Instant Coffee Discovery
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Prince Philip’s coining love, birthday crazy golf, clutch bag woe, afternoon flagging, the joy of libraries, and Dog Day.Join the Iron Filings Socie...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 61
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rovers’ stand-in boss arrives direct from Greece… and he hasn’t got time for the buffet. (Rec: 30/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://ww...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 1
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men. (Rec: 29/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: http...
Life Logistics - There Is No Done Thing
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cat limits, train toilets, kitchen essentials, ketchup help, and so much more. (Rec: 28/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/to...
Posting Dead Wasps
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Animals on YouTube, Sam’s Hinterland, Oscar’s birthday, Archie’s one-way ticket, and Leniverse politics.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 3
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nile Rodgers’ wardrobe nightmare, Alison Moyet’s hand growth, the genius that is Alan Ford, and we do the chart rundown. (Rec: 12/7/20)Join the Ir...
Covid Beating
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A snooker book, puppet sidekicks, judging people, political maniacs and jab violence.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightt...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 60
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy looks beautiful in his coma, Blackie takes the number 9, and Roy Jr sends a message. Plus some stuff about dead Beatles. (Rec: 23/7/20)Join the Ir...
Life Logistics - Cheek Skin
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mattresses, frying pans, intimate surgery and potatoes. (Rec: 21/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Host...
Scab League
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A protest poster, our ESL pod plans, a space dog, and a load of football opinions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttime...
Prescription Thrills
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The healthy World Cup, destroying letters, an unsettling pharmacy experience, and Sam’s medical records. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 59
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A 60’s glimpse, Blackie takes the number 9 shirt, Kenny Logan has suspicions, and Roy lingers on the danger list. (Rec: 17/7/20)Join the Iron Filing...
Life Logistics - Jeans Advice
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Toy Day politics, telly tips, bird-nursing, denim etiquette, and air fryers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachin...
Joint Prime Ministers
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Level 42, a cop dealer, a mid-pod delivery, football frauds, and an onscreen baddie revelation.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/...
Pouncing On Experiences
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast recommendation, Delaney father and son turmoil, and a coining near-death.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttim...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 58
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. (Rec: 9/7/20) Join the Iron ...
Life Logistics - Driving
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lawns, driveways, caravans, wax seals, dog toilets, cars, and Portugal. (Rec: 6/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightt...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 57
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fighting back-up, Roy visits his cousin’s swamp shop, Elton John’s Rothmans collection, and then… BANG! (Rec: 2/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Socie...
Life Logistics - Garage Privilege
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Unleashing your inner Lampard, being a latchkey kid, treadmill storage, watercolour aggro, and alcohol guidance. (Rec: 23/6/20) Join the Iron Fil...
God Knows, There’s Not Many Good Days
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Birthdays, prison, interviewing a criminal, TOTP, and lifted restrictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine ...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 Part 2
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Relax video and the nuclear bomb that was Two Tribes, body-popping, Elton’s helicopter demands, and the psychobilly movement. (Rec: 28/6/20...
Sam’s New Overalls
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The roofers have arrived, and there's a preview of the podcast awards.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Host...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 56
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An injured Roy prepares for combat, Rovers get a lock-in, Roy arrives home drunk and gets some bad news, and Vic Guthrie acts up again. (Rec: 25/6/20)...
Life Logistics - The Ghost Of Football
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Great Ebenezers of history, lawn admin, golf rule-breaking, drums, and Asda car park fighting. (Rec: 30/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://ww...
Sybil The Parrot
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Growing strawberries, bored kids, inhaling food, and Imelda Marcos’ safari island.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightti...
Reverse Mum Insult
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Murderous motivations, book launch whisky, Italian beach dog attack, and Norvelle lives.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflig...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 55
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy gets injured but gets to ref the match too, our live show blanket plans, a Race/Jordan comparison, and a dressing room bust-up. (Rec: 18/6/20)Join...
Life Logistics - In-Law Power Play
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Recycling sifters, diamond mining, respecting the bereaved, parenting, in-law power plays and more. (Rec: 16/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https...
Superpredicting
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cup glory, away games, showing us it, electric car hell, Nick Cotton.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hoste...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly the greatest top 40 in the history of charts of all time – our deep dive into it begins here with the song that dominated the whole of 1984...
Mould Death Panic
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
MOT stuff, frosted nudity, scaffolding, screenwash, chip failure.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 54
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Italian graveyards, The Chichester Dossiers, Roy has an alleyway incident, Penny stays in, and there’s agony on the pitch. (Rec: 11/6/20)Join the Ir...
Life Logistics - Wart-Be-Gone
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
House-buying, Biscoff teeth, self-surgery, an official TFTM detective, bee panic and lots more. (Rec: 9/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: http...
Crowdfunding Chaka Khan
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celeb video messaging, tracking down a minor star, and another TFTM business opportunity.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfli...
Nicholas Witchell
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfligh...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 53
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy receives a dossier and has a shower with a policeman. Brinsden gets dumped on the edge of town, and will Roy get wheelied in the face? (Rec: 4/6/2...
Life Logistics - Honey Extraction
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
Learning and Growing
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfli...
Activate Brown John
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.Brown John tickets: https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/143130550329Joi...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 52
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)Join the I...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 10
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film endsJoin the Iron Fil...
Life Logistics: Glass Smashing
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)Join the Iron Filings S...
Florida Roy
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on...
Top Flight Tune Machine – 17/07/1999
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)Join the Iron Filings So...
Cloth Special
19 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimem...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 51
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 9
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)Join the Iron Filings S...
Life Logistics - Imaginary Arrival Music
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/to...
Shirking Not Working
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www....
Space John
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 50
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.Join the Iron Filings Society...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 8
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)Join the Iron Fi...
Life Logistics - Watery Hole
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)Join the Iron Filings So...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 09/01/1989
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
Honesty Football
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflig...
Uncle Tom
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/t...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)Join ...
The Snow White Odyssey – Part 7
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...
Life Logistics - Drink Value
02 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Self-nicknaming, child crime, kids TV casting, wedding postponement, and shelving. (Rec: 5/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com...
Ape Pillow
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bed history, breaking into a museum, sleeping in meetings, battling with celebs’ lawyers, and some old football.Join the Iron Filings Society: https...
Stan Bowles’ Ambulance
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cake antics, a family treats powerplay, napping science, illegal blue lights, and buying film rights in a pub.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 48
28 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arnie Meckiff’s shop, Roy’s personal taxi, VIP prison, Mike Tyson road rage, and a punch is thrown. (Rec: 30/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: h...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 6
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The pros and cons of dreams, canal boat hypnotherapy, Derren Brown’s Croydon head-spell, and a little bit of Snow White. (Rec: 29/4/20)Join the Iron...
Life Logistics - Water
26 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
French landlady issues, noisy eaters, addiction help and more in our first Life Logistics episode! (Rec: 28/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: h...
Lampard Sacked
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An emergency pod about Frank Lampard’s dismissal from Chelsea that ends up being about David Batty instead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
Snow Fun
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Listener abuse, deep fat frying, cable woe, viewing tips, and Sunderland skiing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
Death By Grace Jones
22 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Chess teams, some dadnapping, a bit of euthanasia, and some teenage mischief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 47
21 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Banning thoughts, Roy’s Turkish prison memories, Blackie offers to deal with Trevor Brinsden, and a shocking shop revelation. (Rec: 23/4/20)Join the...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 5
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
How children are conceived, Disney snobbery, Northern mining, universal basic income, and lax dwarf security. (Rec: 22/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Soci...
Not Blue Monday
18 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Venn diagrams, telly talk, banned baby names, and Top of the Pops debuts.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine H...
Squirrel Gang
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Astroturf incursion, a Nazi monkey, some showbiz gossip, dadnapping, dad lying, and 2021 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreo...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 46
14 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Kenny Logan’s audacity, Roy’s bullworker, Vic’s fury, a ‘Wahoooo!’, and a couple of death masks. (Rec: 16/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 4
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did this film trigger Hitler? Who the hell does Snow White think she is? Plus Italian TV and we visit the dwarfs’ diamond mine. (Rec: 15/4/20)Join t...
The Tao Of Blobby
11 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A great film, a great board game, Footballball, Liam Gallagher, and displaying your true self.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/t...
Little Sam
08 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shorter than usual due to technical issues but still time for chat about body heat, covid liars, and orange peel pens.Join the Iron Filings Society: h...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 45
07 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Supine vs lupine, small-forehead prejudice, spamming, Bryan Ferry’s worst teacher, school disco injustice and white supremacy.Join the Iron Filings ...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 3
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Huntsman mulls over his job description, bird authority, and Snow White escapes into the depths of the forest. (Rec: 8/4/20)Join the Iron Filings ...
Mandle-Burning Man-Child
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A pest control update, investing in the comfort market, and a potato story from the countryside.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com...
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 5
01 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The top ten… a classic spiking, a killer year, a sausage, the birth of Lamparding, a pair of Harveys and the winner is declared. Hosted on Acast. Se...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 44
31 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a new face and the reappearance of an old one, we hear about the Melchester gay scene, and the perils of 1980s motoring. (Rec: 2/4/20)Join t...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 2
30 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Prince arrives with a whole load of dodgy entitlement, the Queen is enraged and commissions a special box to give to the Huntsman. (Rec: 1/4/20)Jo...
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 4
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
20-11… Vardy fuel, road rage, equalising stuff, the best selfie, a bald kid, an escaped bear, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 3
25 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
30-21… dominos, corpse-boozing, stadium-soiling, the Clough clump, a dead sheep, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 43
24 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Roy’s dilemma is resolved, the dismantling of Paco Diaz, a shock phone call from Penny, and how to remove your fingerprints in a hurry. (Rec: 26/3/2...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 1
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A deserted Danish theme park, a bucket of chump, a mirror with plenty to say and our current Queen’s FIFA obsession. (Rec 25/3/20)Join the Iron Fili...
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 2
21 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
40-31… Blankety Blank, Mark E. Smith, swearing, pencil-smuggling, digging, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mouse Emergency!
20 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam discovered a mouse infestation in his rig - here’s what happened next… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 50 Greatest British Moments - Part 1
18 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
50-41, including a horse, Alan Titchmarsh, apartheid, fancy dress, a goalkeeper, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 42
17 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Superbrat causes trouble again, messing with FIFA 20, John Veg turns up, and the ref puts Roy in an impossible position. (Rec: 19/3/20)Join the Ir...
The Owen Odyssey - Part 8
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How a TV show refused to shut down, a look at Minder, South American tit-kicking and Michael’s list of bluechip companies. (Rec: 18/3/20)Join the Ir...
Pervert Story
14 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Why Simon had to die, a park-based powerplay, and a CBD unboxing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Reginald Bosanquet’s Disco
11 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Dental agony, Barry Gibb’s Christmas song rage, a Barbara Windsor tribute and a raid on Argentina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 41
10 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Rovers’ Division 2 campaign gets underway with tension between Roy and both Vic Guthrie AND Nat Gosden. Meanwhile, the ref has plenty to say. (Rec: ...