Top Flight Time Machine
Episodes
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 69
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Terrible colleagues, Terry Mac and a massive cake, the magic of trimphones, Rovers visit Roy, and there’s an airport swoop. (Rec: 24/9/20)Join the I...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 9
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal. (Rec: 23/9/20)Join the Iron...
Life Logistics - Parenting And Murder
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Probably one of the most depressing episodes we’ve ever done. (Rec: 22/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemach...
Jazz Confession
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Father’s Day solitude, Souness steel, and what’s wrong with the English?Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachin...
A Day Of Life And Death
18 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Argonaut Octopus, post-coital moods, a rollercoaster 24 hours, and Vialli’s facial adornment.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon....
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 68
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hardly any Melchester and a terrible ending, plus Sue Lawley, coxing, and the Cockney Hospital. (Rec: 17/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 8
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub. (Rec: 16/9/20) Join the Ir...
Life Logistics - Coffee With A Soap Legend
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sam’s amazing morning, pale girls, house-selling preparation, wild oven-buying frenzies, sky law, and foreign babies. (Rec: 15/9/20)Join the Iron Fi...
Cracking Days Out
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Some football talk, the TFTM tour schedule, the tree surgeon visits, and a shocking revelation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreo...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 - Part 2
13 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Takeaways, teenage girls’ opinions, Jimmy Nail, The Big Breakfast, Sam pits two TV channels against each other, and dirty gravity. (Rec: 6/9/20)Join...
Sam & Andy’s Football Zone
11 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sheriffs, our TV series plans, butter, spiders, and Euro 2020 predictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 67
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who are the Marks Brothers? Also, beefing YouTubers, Rovers chase down a record, and Sir Alf makes a speech. (Rec: 10/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Socie...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 7
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Entrepreneurship, mystical yogi people, the Puffin Club, Ron Dahl’s war on the censors, and a TFTM hero appears in the book. (Rec: 9/9/20)Join the I...
Life Logistics - Ghost Rights
08 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sleeping, toilet unblocking, cat tax discs, accidental noncing, cloud-thrusting, and David Attenborough’s knees. (Rec: 8/9/20)Join the Iron Filings ...
Bring Back Ashtrays
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Family camping hell, getting a tab, our candle plans, and Southgate’s psychedelic selections.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/...
The Magna Banta
04 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Graffiti, gangs, college culture, having a night out, celeb selfies, and a Wayne Rooney opinion.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 66
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy wakes up and the Rovers are spurred on as Sir Alf plans his future. Meanwhile Blackie gets emotional again, and we encounter a rugby doctor. (Rec:...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 6
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is Quentin Blake top dollar or laddy? And is this a bird protection podcast now? (Rec: 2/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/t...
Life Logistics - Freeze Everything
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Arm sleep positions, van advice, a massive tin of beans, and the nose-to-tail con. (Rec: 1/9/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreo...
A New Chair
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Week off plans, Andy’s flesh, Madness love, and not much else.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 65
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sir Alf’s gap year, stolen tracksuits and eye-popping tactics, plus police racism and a bedside development. (Rec: 27/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Soc...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 5
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Personal hygiene tips from Jesus, Mark Chapman’s teeth, Hercules Syndrome, and some stuff about The Twits. (Rec: 26/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Socie...
Life Logistics - Jazz Logistics
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Minimalism, physical goods v ‘the cloud’, food waste recycling, and golden time. (Rec: 25/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...
The Invention Of Fighting
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cauldrons, the nine Chinese fighting techniques, sex handkerchiefs, and some fresh pharmacy trouble.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/12/1994 Part 1
23 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brian Harvey’s jacket potato nightmare and the connection between pickling and George Formby. (Rec: 23/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: http...
The King Of Digging
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A swingball routine, clambering up velvet, a civilising challenge, and prediction mayhem.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfli...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 64
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Erotic drawings, Batman returns, Roy lingers, and Sir Alf espouses the joy of travel. (Rec: 20/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 4
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shrinking, the benefits of an iron ring, stretched wife insurance, and a nice adoption story. (Rec: 19/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
Life Logistics - Cheese Scones Everywhere
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Swearing kids, Roger Taylor’s broadband, socks, films, and sleep clinics. (Rec: 18/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/...
Jesus vs The Triffids
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Len’s podcast, rigcraft, school summer fairs, and our displeasure with some of you.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightt...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 63
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sir Alf considers the Moon and the downsides of fame, Duncan McKay gets angry about Zippy, the crowd explain corners, and Roy reaches for something so...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 3
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The link between Dahl and Jacko, the genius that was Rod Temperton, the mystery of frogs, and some stuff about The Twits. (Rec: 12/8/20)Join the Iron ...
Life Logistics - Shut My Body Down
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Slothful sobriety, news from the cat community, fantasy radio, working class ad men, the trouble with in-laws, and back hair. (Rec: 11/8/20)Join the I...
The Henny Lenry Room
10 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Imaginary groups, Glasgow dreams, a Pips revelation, when Mexican stand-offs go wrong, and two gearsticks.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.p...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/02/1978
09 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dodgy song topics from Macca and Rod, the mighty Bee Gees, and the less-mighty BBC Orchestra. (Rec: 9/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https:/...
The Hippie Conundrum
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Touchline Lamparding, a coffee tasting, gentle telly, mending stuff, a truck ride, and the Richard O’Sullivan story.Join the Iron Filings Society: h...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 62
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Starting a London knees-up, Sir Alf’s rules and a book break, and an unconventional half time ritual. (Rec: 6/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: ht...
Fear The Thames
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 2
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We meet Mrs Twit, Roald Dahl clashes with his publishers over the insult levels, and how to enhance a marriage with bunk beds. (Rec: 5/8/20)Join the I...
Life Logistics - Keep It Simple
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Man clubs, a Ken Loach dog story, Nelson’s tail, and a Henry Hoover modifying tip. (Rec: 4/8/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.c...
Shockwave Events Unfold
03 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Old Trafford protest, the plight of the ‘big six’ and some racist gossip.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimem...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 4
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Beautiful Green, Midge’s meltdown sex-fest, car crash perviness and climax prevention. (Rec: 26/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patr...
Instant Coffee Discovery
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Prince Philip’s coining love, birthday crazy golf, clutch bag woe, afternoon flagging, the joy of libraries, and Dog Day.Join the Iron Filings Socie...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 61
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rovers’ stand-in boss arrives direct from Greece… and he hasn’t got time for the buffet. (Rec: 30/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://ww...
The Twits Odyssey - Part 1
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men. (Rec: 29/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: http...
Life Logistics - There Is No Done Thing
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cat limits, train toilets, kitchen essentials, ketchup help, and so much more. (Rec: 28/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/to...
Posting Dead Wasps
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Animals on YouTube, Sam’s Hinterland, Oscar’s birthday, Archie’s one-way ticket, and Leniverse politics.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://w...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 - Part 3
25 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nile Rodgers’ wardrobe nightmare, Alison Moyet’s hand growth, the genius that is Alan Ford, and we do the chart rundown. (Rec: 12/7/20)Join the Ir...
Covid Beating
23 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A snooker book, puppet sidekicks, judging people, political maniacs and jab violence.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightt...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 60
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy looks beautiful in his coma, Blackie takes the number 9, and Roy Jr sends a message. Plus some stuff about dead Beatles. (Rec: 23/7/20)Join the Ir...
Life Logistics - Cheek Skin
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mattresses, frying pans, intimate surgery and potatoes. (Rec: 21/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Host...
Scab League
19 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A protest poster, our ESL pod plans, a space dog, and a load of football opinions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttime...
Prescription Thrills
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The healthy World Cup, destroying letters, an unsettling pharmacy experience, and Sam’s medical records. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 59
15 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A 60’s glimpse, Blackie takes the number 9 shirt, Kenny Logan has suspicions, and Roy lingers on the danger list. (Rec: 17/7/20)Join the Iron Filing...
Life Logistics - Jeans Advice
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Toy Day politics, telly tips, bird-nursing, denim etiquette, and air fryers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachin...
Joint Prime Ministers
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Level 42, a cop dealer, a mid-pod delivery, football frauds, and an onscreen baddie revelation.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/...
Pouncing On Experiences
09 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A podcast recommendation, Delaney father and son turmoil, and a coining near-death.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttim...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 58
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy gets shot in the hair, Vic Guthrie goes Timbrell, we wonder about the human brain, and Blackie takes over. (Rec: 9/7/20) Join the Iron ...
Life Logistics - Driving
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lawns, driveways, caravans, wax seals, dog toilets, cars, and Portugal. (Rec: 6/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightt...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 57
01 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fighting back-up, Roy visits his cousin’s swamp shop, Elton John’s Rothmans collection, and then… BANG! (Rec: 2/7/20)Join the Iron Filings Socie...
Life Logistics - Garage Privilege
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Unleashing your inner Lampard, being a latchkey kid, treadmill storage, watercolour aggro, and alcohol guidance. (Rec: 23/6/20) Join the Iron Fil...
God Knows, There’s Not Many Good Days
29 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Birthdays, prison, interviewing a criminal, TOTP, and lifted restrictions.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine ...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984 Part 2
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Relax video and the nuclear bomb that was Two Tribes, body-popping, Elton’s helicopter demands, and the psychobilly movement. (Rec: 28/6/20...
Sam’s New Overalls
26 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The roofers have arrived, and there's a preview of the podcast awards.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Host...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 56
25 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
An injured Roy prepares for combat, Rovers get a lock-in, Roy arrives home drunk and gets some bad news, and Vic Guthrie acts up again. (Rec: 25/6/20)...
Life Logistics - The Ghost Of Football
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Great Ebenezers of history, lawn admin, golf rule-breaking, drums, and Asda car park fighting. (Rec: 30/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://ww...
Sybil The Parrot
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Growing strawberries, bored kids, inhaling food, and Imelda Marcos’ safari island.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflightti...
Reverse Mum Insult
19 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Murderous motivations, book launch whisky, Italian beach dog attack, and Norvelle lives.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflig...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 55
18 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy gets injured but gets to ref the match too, our live show blanket plans, a Race/Jordan comparison, and a dressing room bust-up. (Rec: 18/6/20)Join...
Life Logistics - In-Law Power Play
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Recycling sifters, diamond mining, respecting the bereaved, parenting, in-law power plays and more. (Rec: 16/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https...
Superpredicting
15 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cup glory, away games, showing us it, electric car hell, Nick Cotton.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hoste...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/06/1984
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Possibly the greatest top 40 in the history of charts of all time – our deep dive into it begins here with the song that dominated the whole of 1984...
Mould Death Panic
12 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
MOT stuff, frosted nudity, scaffolding, screenwash, chip failure.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 54
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Italian graveyards, The Chichester Dossiers, Roy has an alleyway incident, Penny stays in, and there’s agony on the pitch. (Rec: 11/6/20)Join the Ir...
Life Logistics - Wart-Be-Gone
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
House-buying, Biscoff teeth, self-surgery, an official TFTM detective, bee panic and lots more. (Rec: 9/6/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: http...
Crowdfunding Chaka Khan
08 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Celeb video messaging, tracking down a minor star, and another TFTM business opportunity.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfli...
Nicholas Witchell
05 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Right! Pod barons, cheese-shaming, and why royal secret-keeping should be a Blobby job.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfligh...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 53
04 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy receives a dossier and has a shower with a policeman. Brinsden gets dumped on the edge of town, and will Roy get wheelied in the face? (Rec: 4/6/2...
Life Logistics - Honey Extraction
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nap techniques, bee guidance, fan comparison, and Hungarian crows. (Rec: 3/6/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimema...
Learning and Growing
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shutting down a football club, an apology, schools programmes, and London-focussed radio.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topfli...
Activate Brown John
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Corden, the Queen speaks out, children’s TV presenter emotions and Club Med sex shows.Brown John tickets: https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/143130550329Joi...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 52
25 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy dishes out some on-pitch justice and some class politics, Ben Galloway gets involved and we hear about Roy’s book club. (Rec: 28/5/20)Join the I...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 10
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The final chapter – shark films, Gazza almost drowns, the birds make a grey pie, more of Doc’s back story, and then the film endsJoin the Iron Fil...
Life Logistics: Glass Smashing
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking a bottle to get to some money, hotel advice, milk puking, multi-conurbation sightings, and cancer help. (Rec: 26/5/20)Join the Iron Filings S...
Florida Roy
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Not doing that, primary school hell, and market researching milk.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on...
Top Flight Tune Machine – 17/07/1999
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our Price memories, going round to Eno’s house, self-titled albums, unwelcome life advice, and Pigeon Street. (Rec: 24/5/20)Join the Iron Filings So...
Cloth Special
19 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Our wiping methods are compared and contrasted, and we discuss Class Action Park.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimem...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 51
18 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy does Mastermind, complex crowd banter, attention-seeking and Trevor Brinsden’s new low. (Rec: 21/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 9
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Steamboat Willie, Bunsen burner stockists, yodelling, bedtime trickery, Doc’s family tree, and skeleton abuse. (Rec: 20/5/20)Join the Iron Filings S...
Life Logistics - Imaginary Arrival Music
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Two teas, poisoning other podcasts, eating dogs’ noses, and floor fishcakes. (Rec: 19/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/to...
Shirking Not Working
15 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did Yoda pay the Jedis? Also, Chewbacca’s toilet methods, and yearning for spells in hospital and prison.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www....
Space John
12 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The folk tradition in podding, a new cartoon adventure, and large parties. Also… what’s your objective? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 50
11 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Roy coaches Elton Blake, the pressures of kicking a football, some childhood pain revisited, and Trevor Brinsden returns.Join the Iron Filings Society...
The Snow White Odyssey - Part 8
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dirty-handed dwarfs, living out loud, the aristocrat life, Michael Winner’s bed, and the basements of the super-rich. (Rec: 13/5/20)Join the Iron Fi...
Life Logistics - Watery Hole
09 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Appliance-mending YouTubers, Antipodean attention-seeking, Barry Norman’s pickled onions and a dirty old man. (Rec: 12/5/20)Join the Iron Filings So...
Top Flight Tune Machine - 09/01/1989
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A pop blob, arcade fear, an unlikely MBE, a name change, and a major Neighbours update. (Rec: 10/5/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www...
Honesty Football
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
VAR’s big screen, rule confusion, the best podding duos, and a major Latvian decision.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflig...
Uncle Tom
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Abandoned Melchester, Tory crumpets, a grandad that wasn’t, funerals, and Caribbean chicken.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/t...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 49
04 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Shameless grifters, a punch is thrown, 1980s stereotyping, snooker, Pancho’s shopping needs, and more of Roy’s terrifying kids. (Rec: 7/5/20)Join ...
The Snow White Odyssey – Part 7
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nicknames, our Radio 2 future, oxen, hot objects, Dutch bungalows, and Doc’s back story. (Rec: 6/5/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.pat...