Top Flight Time Machine
Episodes
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 13
31 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nat Gosden’s awful kids get in the dressing room and start mouthing off. Roy tries to arrange a child-swap, and sets up a Sunday session across the ...
It’s Back!
29 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The return of the Premier League, trending on Twitter, and lifting Babs Windsor above your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Voyeur Stag
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Unwanted park attention, the shady influence of Big Crow, a spooky mystery, and the Dominic Cummings conundrum solved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 12
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Nat Gosden makes his Rovers debut, the nightmare of your ROTR issue not arriving in time, and Sunderland’s gated compounds. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Salmon Buttons
22 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pet treats, mug relationships, family crests, party pants catastrophe, nut chat, and a sad desert island fantasy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
The Spirit of Lonely Water
18 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
True dog love, Minder, Tyson, Strummer on swimming, a Scouse night out and Wednesday night’s plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Hail Zito Morco
15 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A much-needed Earth Tournament update, a Biscoff development, a sunflower crime, and another TFTM Man of Honour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 11
14 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Roy visits a kiddy hospital on Christmas Day, hits the release catch, and makes a stunning signing for Rovers... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
New Fox
11 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Over-caffeining, meeting your heroes, garage boxing, more crow stuff, and an unusual house guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
The New Normal
08 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back to the vets, cat valium, Pancho’s retail needs, teenage bush discovery, and some digging chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 10
07 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Roy has a post-match showdown and Roy Jr turns into an apple dog witch. Meanwhile, is China controlling our wind? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Biscuit Biscuits
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The evil that crows do, a Nelson update, dog-shaving, shopping for Pancho and the truth about Shilton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
The Charity Safety Net
01 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tubby youth abuse, a Nelson tail update, puppy prep, and an 80s TV monster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 9
30 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff Giles continues to torment Roy, who is more concerned with circumcision and presenting his plans for the nation to Mrs Thatcher. Meanwhile, the ...
Wonderful Things
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Camper vans, Lamparding at festivals, private podding for Jay Kay, our posthumous episode plans, and Prince. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
When Cows Disappeared
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our thoughts on the Egyptians and Japan, how TFTM will end, fishcakes revisited, and homemade crisps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 8
23 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Racey has a sausage-fuelled nightmare – but can salvation arrive in the form of Lorraine Chase? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Hot Mouth USA
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A tail update, toastie-maker disposal, a worm win, and two different mentions of dinosaurs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Sexy Burglar
21 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Paranoia, loss adjustment, celebrity rigs, our dream Prime Minister, and cat tail horror. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lonely Mountain Wind
20 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mental health top-ups, the Nuttall Test, the worst sporting figures, and potato formats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Little Elvis & Robocop
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sheffield Wednesday, Spud-U-Like and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 7
16 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We meet Victor Boskovic, discuss curly cables and Ben Galloway’s dreamland. Meanwhile, Roy pins his hopes on a trembling teenage keeper… Hosted on...
The Pressures Of Podding
14 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Addictive behaviour, a Euro 92 cuckolding update, astronomy, and Len’s Q&A. (Apologies for Sam’s robot voice for the first 12 mins of this) Ho...
Euro 92 Nightmare
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Chippy tea deliveries, some incredible Earth Tournament updates, and Sam’s sadness after getting the snacks in 28 years ago. Hosted on Acast. See ac...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 6
09 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As his goalie has a breakdown, Roy fends off a tirade of fan abuse. Back at home, we see the Race family's space-age telly as concerns grow for Roy Jr...
Egg Uber
07 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Shopping, slippers, Sir John Asos, Baileys, an Earth Tournament update, some lies and weirdness, and roof tasering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Thank You Belgian Scientist
06 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Baking bread, a near-triggering, rugby horror, water cannons, swords and guess what’s back…? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 5
02 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Charlie Carter has a mare, Paco Diaz gives it some dis ‘n’ dat, and Roy tries to salvage glory from disaster and Cretan revenge. Hosted on Acast. ...
Wasp Bus
01 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
An ice cube, Canada, footballer initiation retaliations, and more of your weirdest sightings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Weirdest Things
31 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mainly a round-up of the weirdest things you’ve seen. Some great, some average, some awful. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
The Zen Of Tidying Up
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How housework is filling the void, the strangest things we’ve ever seen, our plans to breed and flog tiger cubs, and women’s hairstyles. Hosted on...
Leave It To Cosmos
27 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our two year isolation prep, a live cuppa delivery, a Raab attack, the best news in months, and the magic of Tiger King. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 4
26 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A farewell lunch gets out of hand, a there’s generic fans protest, Roy rips off his rivals, and Rovers’ season goes from bad to worse… Hosted on...
Trump’s Badgers
24 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some begging, ghost neighbours, tigers, virus rumours and Lamparding the lockdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bird Exploitation
23 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Home schooling, pandemic exercising, a doctor’s advice, panic buying, World Cup movies and our next odyssey is revealed… Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Shut The Pubs!
20 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve made a viral video which prompted the government to give everyone free cash – how will this affect ResultBot’s robot money pipe? Hosted on...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 3
19 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Roy drops a transfer bombshell, the Portdean fans run wild at Melboro, we meet Penny Race and Roy gets his chopper out… Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Glass Special
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Just what happened when Sam took a bag of glass shards home? Plus a bit of John Cosmos and some pharmacist news… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Scholes Or Varney?
17 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our finest Talksport moment, plus Sam goes up the storage and gets sucked into panic-buying. Tomorrow… the broken glass story… Hosted on Acast. Se...
Introducing Your Lay Scientists
15 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How Dad’s Army can help us through the crisis, Sir John Corona, anonymous Lampards, playground virus info, and knocking up some ventilators… Hoste...
Shopping Parasite
14 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Isolation, Jackie Chan’s lock-up, some content recommendations, and a load of Joe Pasquales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 2
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Roy waxes lyrical about the olive kebab, there’s some bungling and a rotten ref, and Roy and Blackie’s lock-in tactics are revealed… Hoste...
The Melchester Odyssey - Part 1
12 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our new Roy of the Rovers 1980s deep dive gets underway. Two lads go from car park shovelling to first team starts, while another pair have an on-pitc...
Bum Wasps
10 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Instagram purchasing addiction, our Corona profiteering plans, and inventive toilet roll alternatives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Your Weekend Is Yours
06 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some old snooker music, being bionic, some Coronavirus news, more teapots, Jack Hargreaves, and new Space Robbers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
The QPR Murders
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A bit of John Cosmos, sexy telly, the Bristow story, a news jotter and more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nan And The Cup Final Ticket
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
How to act tough in a chippy, Biscoff love and Eric Bristow gets A Question of Sport wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Manference Is Go!
28 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Plans for our conference (Coronageddon permitting), speed-mentoring, hand gel panic-buying, bridging snack woes and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Long Dinner
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Our Radio 4 takeover plans, a trip to a Noel Coward play, hotel reviews, and Tyson Fury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Dawson Stance
21 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam looks forward to a birthday party and remembers upsetting Amanda Holden. We also get some cashpoint safety tips. (Apologies for the sound issues) ...
Hateful Neighbours
18 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A look about outdoors, bins, Sir John God’s wrath, riddles, and war animals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pub Car Park
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam’s first OB, Tears For Fears, some Lamparding, prosthetics, and the end of civilisation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Dental Nightmare
15 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cheese, Delaney letters to West Ham, part two of Space Robbers, some more cosmos stuff, and an Apple naming crisis… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
The Football Episode
14 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tactics, predictions, and our recent brush with the upper classes - almost 100% football content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Identical Shep
11 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Tom & Jerry, Stubby the war dog, more Blue Peter revelations and a first-hand encounter with Wojtek. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Russian Sunday Dinner
10 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Freelancing versus the foundry, a showbiz party, a fat black cat update and a local busybody website. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Dental Hijacking
07 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam’s hygienist tries to entice him, we celebrate John Noakes, hear more from the cosmos and start a choose-your-own-adventure… Hosted on Ac...
Almost Live From Leeds
04 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Backstage at our latest live show, a mailbag delve, the cosmos, some riddles, and Scotland’s best bear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Almost Live From London
03 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Backstage at our live show, we talk about our pre-show rituals, and hear about The God Diet and self-hating Londoners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Fat Black Cat
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A feline encounter goes weird, why we should all have more tea, and some football predictions... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
Guts Cod
28 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Some listener Lamparding, football haters, crabbing horror, rig servicing, non-books, and a struggle with a riddle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Car Sleeping
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sticking with dull books, studio construction, and dubious street transactions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Doncaster Services
24 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A shorter than usual episode with predictions, a non-dead man, and Sam’s musings on his week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Bigger Than JFK
21 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ongoing personal highs and lows, some fine riddle work and a bit of actual football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...
Timbrell Update
20 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rig Upgrade
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Cheers, Cosmos!
14 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
When The Roses Bloomed
13 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots… Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Kevin Technics
10 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Outer Space Social Services
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam? Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Celebrity New Mum-Spotting
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The TFTM Awards 2019
31 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Star Wars
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Christmas Is Confusing
20 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts. Hoste...
Sam’s Teapot Family
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
Traffic Light Weirdness
16 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Don’t Fear… Love
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Lake Como Death Plunge
10 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Krampus Hate
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis… Hosted on Acast. See aca...
The TFTM Swimming Gala
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions....
Britpop Cashpoint Showdown
03 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
Health Special
02 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing… Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Raven Guts
29 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss… Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Cockney Computer Game
26 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
Wolf Cat
25 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation Hosted on...
Unlucky Van Man
22 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
Dr Zimmerman’s Sweat Clinic
18 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
Post-Tour Exhaustion
15 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about...
The Tom & Katy Show
12 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...
The TFTM Bubble
08 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%? Hosted o...
Give Us A War!
05 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN… Hosted on Acast. See acas...
A Good Woman
04 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Soldering And A Wild Tortoise
01 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Frittata Rig Dismantling
29 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
Finding John Jaws’ Kidneys
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
The Episode Is Operational
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Delaney Was Right All Along
22 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games. Hosted on Acast. See ...
‘Give Us Some Readies You Mug!’
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Johnny 4
18 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of f...
Dumpsite?
15 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny… Hosted on Acas...