Top Flight Time Machine

Timbrell Update

20 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Court reporting, Keane v Carragher, influencing and more… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rig Upgrade

17 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Cristiano Ronaldo’s life hacks, murder telly, cucumbers, and just what will Sam do on the telly for money? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Cheers, Cosmos!

14 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Local deaths and local horses, riddles, booze hiding, a squirrel in a school, and butcher bullying.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

When The Roses Bloomed

13 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A warning from nature, the bony hand of VAR, the Beatles launch a start-up, and Cass gets in touch with his roots…  Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Kevin Technics

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sam brings back riddles, there’s some 2020 predictions, and we expose you to our Royal opinions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Outer Space Social Services

08 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Andy’s solo Christmas Day, the Delaneys’ Boxing Day party, sawdust lessons and will there be telly redemption for Sam? Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Celebrity New Mum-Spotting

07 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back! The viewfinder, Bruce Forsyth, the SAS, a murder, and a feminism update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The TFTM Awards 2019

31 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Here's our look back at the best of the year - widows, naps, bargains and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star Wars

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about the new Star Wars film and some other stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Christmas Is Confusing

20 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The decade-defining football match, a rare shout-out, a secret about Lineker’s house, and a look back at the prediction king’s 2019 efforts. Hoste...

Sam’s Teapot Family

17 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Fraternal rivalry, our countryside podcast retreat, an armed police mix-up, and some film recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Traffic Light Weirdness

16 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sunderland duck disappointment, a restaurant fight, Christmas calypso, and a Yuletide star’s festive farewell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Don’t Fear… Love

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An election debrief, night-time toilet trips, and almost killing someone by mistake… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lake Como Death Plunge

10 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Boris Johnson’s phone-nicking antics, a bit of mailbag and some more Krampus stuff…  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Krampus Hate

09 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Double-visiting the services, taking the kids to ‘divorce court’, the weekend’s speedball goal and Santa’s nemesis… Hosted on Acast. See aca...

The TFTM Swimming Gala

06 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We debate the merit of public school kids, Sam goes to a celeb birthday party and has a look at Anthea Turner’s fiancé’s hair. Also, predictions....

Britpop Cashpoint Showdown

03 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

More medical chat, a bit of a mailbag delve, a Timbrell tribute act and a bit of #AskSting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

Health Special

02 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We reveal our current ailments, discuss doctor punishment, explore the permasquint, and investigate alleged EPL wrongdoing… Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Raven Guts

29 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Archbishop of Canterbury’s rig, Simon Cowell’s toilet paper, and our search for the EPL’s most beautiful boss… Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Cockney Computer Game

26 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Why Dolly Parton is better than Ken Loach, Sting’s sex and bargains advice, a racist spider, and some more ghost stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Wolf Cat

25 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The differences between relationships in Milton Keynes and Barcelona, inviting Martin Lewis for dinner, and the best ever football formation Hosted on...

Unlucky Van Man

22 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Exotic hipster football, reviews of a couple of new films, a book giveaway and some football predicting… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Dr Zimmerman’s Sweat Clinic

18 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded live backstage in Cardiff, we reflect on the Prince Andrew interview and, erm, Radiohead...  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...

Post-Tour Exhaustion

15 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Reflections of our recent live shows, including the kind of people we don’t want to see at them. Plus more Pellegrini angst, and some thoughts about...

The Tom & Katy Show

12 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An on-the-road mid-tour episode from Manchester, where we get mobbed by a pair of crazed fans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

The TFTM Bubble

08 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Tentative plans to take a contract killer on tour, Rupert Murdoch’s panic over Clive Allen’s hair loss, and are you in the 3% or the 97%? Hosted o...

Give Us A War!

05 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mailbag delve including some post-Elton reading, dream nonsense, Pancho’s footballing skills, and a mighty TTFN…  Hosted on Acast. See acas...

A Good Woman

04 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A broken knife update, plans for the TFTM film and video game, along with stuff about The Wall and the football… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Soldering And A Wild Tortoise

01 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Pretty much just that - soldering and a wild tortoise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Frittata Rig Dismantling

29 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Elton John’s many email addresses, a pre-wedding Mexican clap doctor, Sam’s family justice, and van or caravan? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Finding John Jaws’ Kidneys

28 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Shark tips from Sam’s mum, a look back at The Wall, how to do non-sports on radio, and some other stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

The Episode Is Operational

25 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We delve into the ghost book again, predict a bit of football, and learn more about Michael Hutchence… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Delaney Was Right All Along

22 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam gets some stuff off his chest, plus emails about intimate injuries, an embarrassing reminder and secret teacher games.  Hosted on Acast. See ...

‘Give Us Some Readies You Mug!’

21 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A look back at the weekend’s football… but to be honest, it’s mostly about Danny Dyer’s BBC1 gameshow ‘The Wall’. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Johnny 4

18 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Powerday, frozen raspberries, Canning Town, superglue protests, the hardest Beatle, unsuitable films for kids, overbuying pasta, and a little bit of f...

Dumpsite?

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The best use of a Lego hand, a local hardman goes too far, neighbour nicknames, a dog-procuring liar, and the half-term school bunny… Hosted on Acas...

‘It’s The Ball Talking!’

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sir John Asda, Sam’s weak spot revealed to Millwall, Desert Island Discs rated, and some more ghost stuff… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...

No To Space Pies

14 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss baths, moan about our newsletter, dismiss Heston Blumenthal, and argue about Michael Hutchence. (Sign up for our newsletter at https://tfti...

Many Ghosts

11 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Unplanned weekends, spying on Lineker, Coleen v Rebekah, our newsletter, and we delve into the ultimate ghost book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

The Pompeii Stroker

08 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam’s second fact, some poetry, some dodgy grass fire activity, some school banter and some other stuff. Includes sexual content.  Hosted on Ac...

We Love Facts Now

07 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Curious Nelson Piquet, smashing killer fungi, Janet Jackson, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winter Attack

04 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How to modify and maximise your bed rig set-up, plus a dad/cat/dog/snake story, Sardinian chaos, and a bit of football chat. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Lineker Toilet Encounter

01 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Another mailbag delve episode - not much else to add really. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Machines We Want To Buy

30 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam saves a pizzeria, leprechauns, Frank Lampard’s fair play response, and 136,000 eggs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Eazy-E’s Admin Day

27 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We reveal our Wu names, admonish certain UK cities, look back AND forward to nuclear armageddon, and predict a few football matches. Hosted on Acast. ...

Flaming Maori

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Labour #onthecoins, Baby ResultsBot, a burning man, the best tweet ever, and a dramatic way to settle a debt among friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Bobby Moore Action Man

23 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam gets all excited after a West Ham win, we hail Sky Sports’ football punditry, and experience differing curry fortunes. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

The Trudeau/Disney Axis Of Evil

20 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Our plans for the Queen’s death, how to entertain the ponciest authors in Britain, and a bit of football stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

How To Get Away With Murder

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Shelley, Marc Bolan, Gary Lineker, Dale Winton, a roof dad and more from Yanni’s bar… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gaming Saturday Kitchen

16 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

David Cameron’s return to public life, James Martin’s fireman meltdown, and more from Yanni’s bar ‘Memories’ on the island of Kos… Hosted ...

Fish O'Clock

13 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Some cabbie acting, predictions, a film quiz, napping, a demon-resetting chat with the otters and a frog wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Hello Again From London

10 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The final of our cosy backstage chats from our live tour in which we talk about alcoholism and a top gangster’s bodily fluids…  Hosted on Aca...

Hello From London

09 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Another backstage episode, with more tales from our hugely successful live tour... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello From Glasgow

08 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mini-episode we recorded before our Glasgow show this evening - let us regale you with tales of life on the road. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Stamp Stamp!

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Activities, balcony sleeping, a middle-aged stand-off, post office dreams, and some football chat… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

‘Bonjour… Ca Va?'

30 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

More tales from the Delaneys’ all-inclusive compound, including all-day drinking with Cas and Sam losing the plot with a French Liverpool fan. Hoste...

Thousand Mile Cat Eye

29 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Reports from France and Cyprus, including an unwelcome visitor to the pool, some supermarket molestation and some cat chat… Hosted on Acast. See aca...

2008-2009

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Phil Brown scolds his players on the pitch, Man City get super rich, we have a naked night in with Jurgen Klopp, there’s insanity at the Toon, and F...

Earth Tournament Inquest

26 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A look back at the England v Morocco final, ResultsBot’s downward slide goes on, widows, Alim Ozturk’s Turkish life, and war in the Delaney family...

RIP Davy Tiggywinkle

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Andy reports some tragic news from Cyprus, the prediction mind games increase, and we hear possibly the ultimate TTFN story… Hosted on Acast. See ac...

It’s All About The Toppings

20 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A report from our secret compound, a gift for an atrocious criminal, a hot dog challenge, some ratings and some Aquafresh facts… Hosted on Acast. Se...

Brighton Coining

19 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The ‘so what’ penalty, intense German predicting camps, and an encounter with the Coin Mistress during a seaside jaunt…  Hosted on Acast. S...

Bates, Sudoku and the Merry Widow

16 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We finally reveal the identity of Britain’s Best Widow while Sam recounts the late 90’s pursuit of a legendary DJ… Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

Delaney v Brandreth

13 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mailbag delve with some Senor Dis ‘N’ Dat, a lion liar and a local vigilante. Plus a Timbrell update and Joey Barton’s dad. Hosted on Acast. S...

Rate Your Fingers

12 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Why Gary Lineker equals safety, the new wave of banter, some ratings, a Leniverse update, and we reveal Britain’s Best Widow... Hosted on Acast. See...

Premier League Preview

09 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A look ahead at the new season, and also some stuff about Grange Hill deaths and the estate of Sir John Triffid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Podcast For The Hooch Generation

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mailbag delve, a trip to the Costa Brava with Rocky and Ricky, the introduction of our new game ‘Ratings’, and the spectacular departure of Scra...

Toxic Masculinity Buns

05 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Len’s alter-egos, fast cars, diffusing football violence, a Budapest rig, and Paul Hollywood… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

Chocolating?

02 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Bits of all sorts - coins, rigs, dis, dat, Capes, badgers, work disciplinary, and a thieving stray man. Join our prediction league on the Soccer Satur...

The Shanklin Report

30 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam brings us tales of coining and car booting on the Isle of Wight, and we discuss Geoff Capes' budgie-breeding motivations... Hosted on Acast. See a...

Geoff Capes Goes To Davos

23 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The strongest man of all time addresses members of the World Economic Forum. Plus widows’ rigs, crematorium bike lessons and gang rejection. Hosted ...

Pards For Monaco

22 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Alan Pardew, celebrity coins, Steve Bruce and a bit of Sid James. Oh, and an exclusive interview with Sam’s son Len. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Ken S. Elliot

19 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We discuss the new Cats and Top Gun film trailers.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Badger Stand-Off

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mailbag delve with some fresh Senor Dis ‘n Dat, a toothpaste deep dive, a bit of ‘touchy touchy’ and our plans for the Potato Awards. Hosted o...

The Badger/Stoat/Hawk/Rabbit Axis

15 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Incredible sport, the refuelling habits of druids, England’s Earth Tournament final opponents are revealed, and there’s a magnificent Lewis Collin...

Franky Stu vs Suus Kiis

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

John Pigface rings Broadmoor, we learn more about Big Galaxy’s hit TV show ‘Warrior’, there’s some John Timbrell info, and even some football ...

Human Barbecue

09 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A mailbag delve including some Dis ‘n’ Dat tales, the nature of hotels and the notion of trust, holiday pets, summer fairs, and lots more… Hoste...

Blame The Alphabet

07 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Updates from England’s semi-final group activities in Earth Tournament and lots of revelations about camp life. Plus… shredding and fire. Hosted o...

Lord Sebastian’s Hotel

05 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Updates from Earth Tournament, Lampard arrives at Chelsea, and why football transfer news stinks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

School Fairs And Narrowboats

02 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Find out what we’ve been up to at schools this weekend, what’s happening to the elephants’ tusks, and why we hate Holland & Barrett… ...

Kylie's Eggs

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sam's Kylie anecdote was too long to fit into the Monday episode so here it is on its own... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Big Galaxy v Glastonbury

01 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An episode dominated by England v Argentina at Earth Tournament and Kylie at Glastonbury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Massive Chip Spoon

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An update from Earth Tournament as well as the bird and squirrel scene. Also, we discuss which is more toxic - Archie Buchanan or Instagram? Hosted on...

Bumcrease

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh mailbag action – some Dis ‘n’ Dat, some lies, and plans for a van… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tramp Hand

23 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An Earth Tournament update and some incredible off-the-pitch revelations, a swimming lesson story, and a citizen’s arrest… Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Xos Vin

21 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An Earth Tournament bombshell, some Leniverse team line-ups, and more Senor Dis ‘n’ Dat sightings… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

The Italian Urn

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Drug-Taking Idiot

17 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

How to gain infamy on the Sky News sofa, a mini-dive into Sam’s Father’s Day gift, and a bus-driving courtroom liar… Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Earth Tournament 2019 Update

16 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A bonus episode, rounding up all of the Earth Tournament 2019 group stage action and the full draw for the second round. PLUS... an exclusive major tr...

Nick Knowles’ Self Surgery

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An Earth Tournament update ahead of this weekend’s final group matches, Andy’s logistical solutions, and a double whammy of self-defending men. Al...

Davey The Canoe

11 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Some TV tips, a Cannon Dad offshoot story, Senor Dis & Dat vs a wall, and the internet spies on Sam mid-episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Batman's Neck

10 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

An update from the Earth Tournament, the Caped Crusader gives up reversing, and news about our next deep dive… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

More Imaginary Football Worlds

07 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Some of the deluge of feedback we’ve had from listeners after our groundbreaking previous episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Imaginary Football Worlds

05 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This is a long conversation from a Keegan Odyssey recording - but as it’s got nothing at all to do with KK, we’re putting it out as a separate ext...

Sports Bag Kebabs

04 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A John Timbrell update, more on Sam v Noel, and loads of chip shop and other fast food horror stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

Chip Shop Anxiety

03 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

On the coins, ghosts, and a whole host of chip-related stories… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Coin King

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Plans for our first West End musical are hatched, Sam reports from the Isle of Wight and we consider a home coin drop experience… Hosted on Acast. S...

The Hermit

28 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The ‘triggerproof' card, Sam’s experience of working with Jerry Springer, a school ice cream turf war, and a report from a National Trust compound...

Tell Me It!

24 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Weekend World, cream cakes and Sam as the new Tory Prime Minister… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Incredible Hulk v Tony Macaroni

21 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A beautiful IFS moment, the world’s best school, Brian Walden’s lying history, and the Hulk does kids parties… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...