SATURDAY RUB | ALERT - Bern Has Something!
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What is the big news that Bern has to share?
Shut up.
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Oh, Saturday, here we are. North Melbourne and the Gold Coast Suns. That's coming up later, Marvel style. But before we get there, there's a bit to plough through. Fats here. Yes. He looks in better condition than he has the previous two weeks.
Look at my eyes.
You've obviously had a quiet one. I had a very quiet one with Nadal last night. I know. Oh, well. Yeah, quiet. The neighbours would say that. They thought it was very quiet, except for about 17 seconds. How are you, Purple? Oh, well, I actually heard something this morning that I've never heard before. Someone said these three words. Bird's got something. Oh, no! He's over there in Adelaide. He's off Broadway over there. What's going on over there, Bernard?
I don't know. Can you hear me? I can hear you. You've got something, Bert. Yeah, I have got something, but I just... I love it. There's a big story brewing within our group.
A big story.
This intel is damning, and if I'm just waiting on one more phone call before I go with it, I might... I'm purple. I'm like you. I want to make sure I get it right.
You're ticking all your boxes off.
If this is right, this is just purely embarrassing for this individual. He needs to have a good hard look at himself.
I'll let you know when I get that phone. Can you identify who it is? It won't be right here. Not yet.
Jim.
Is it Jim or Bill? No, it'll be Jim. It's Jim. It's Jim. I really hope you get it up, Ben.
Who is Anthony Stevens and what role does he play in this episode?
That's why I've got to be very careful that I get it right.
You need to be very careful and accurate.
I hope you get it up, Ben. You need to be very accurate. Anthony Stevens is going to be in here. Yes. Because, of course, the Kangas play today and he's doing some great work with the Shane Ward. Bloody OPS, looking forward to that. I heard something. Oh, what did you hear? This morning when we were just sitting around. From Damo, if you don't mind. Oh, what was that? So looking down the boxes and there's Adam Simpson. Yes, good man. You know what he said, Jim? I did a breakfast with Adam Simpson during the week. Like, big note yourself. I know how close Jim is with him. I'm just saying I did a breakfast with him. No, you're just dropping that you're doing breakfasts now. It's a pretty normal conversation to have pre-show.
How'd the breakfast go? It was a very good breakfast. How many turned up? Seven or eight. Seven or eight. Seven or eight. Very intimate. Like the time you went and sat on the table. Because there were only eight in the room. It was intimate. So what did you talk about, Jim? Any breaking news? Any new interviews with something running underneath? They like it when we go behind the scenes. So what are you talking about behind the scenes? Well, Kane came up a bit. Kane came up a bit. Oh, yeah, you've had a big blue during the week. No, that was last week, wasn't it? Was it last week?
Yeah, last week. Last week's story.
Have you actually spoken or do you make up? Do you send a text saying this is good? No, no, we don't. It's fair dinkum, this one. Yep, it's been a long time since we've exchanged any form of civil word. What would happen if you bumped into each other at the back? Oh, we'd probably... nod and acknowledge. There'd be respect there.
Are you going to have a fight?
No, definitely not. That's not a strong suit of mine, the physical side of it. I wouldn't recommend that. You wouldn't see him. Jim. Yes.
What insights does Anthony Stevens provide about North Melbourne?
It's come across a few of our desks. You on Channel 7 on Friday nights regularly go hungry because you get food supplied. Yes. But a teammate of yours in another medium sometimes comes in and takes the allotted food of your good self. And... He's got form in the space, Bill.
Oh, no.
I'm referring to Brian Taylor, who is usually on Friday nights working for the M's, doing a brilliant job on the M's.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the big news that Bern has to share?
0:00–1:48
2
Who is Anthony Stevens and what role does he play in this episode?
1:48–3:37
3
What insights does Anthony Stevens provide about North Melbourne?
3:37–5:54
4
How do the hosts engage with the audience during the quiz segment?
5:54–7:47
5
What are the latest updates on injuries in the AFL?
7:47–10:06
6
How do the hosts analyze the performance of various teams?
10:06–12:01
7
What humorous moments arise during the discussion?
12:01–14:00
8
What is the final takeaway from this episode?
14:00–1:07:43
Speakers
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