Welcome back, listeners, to True Alien! Buckle up, because today’s episode is a wild ride through first contact, ancient prophecies, and government conspiracies!We’re kicking things off in the frozen wilds of Quebec where a fiery object crashes from the sky. BUT, it’s not your typical plane crash. Think more eerie crater, pulsating turquoise lights, and a biologist named Elias who stumbles onto the scene just as a shadowy government agency rolls in.Elias, bless his heart, tries to explain that the lights are alive, but the tough-as-nails Dr. Anya Petrova leading the government squad just scoffs. Until… the lights form symbols. And not just any symbols. They start flashing the mathematical constant PI! Talk about an intergalactic IQ test!Suddenly, everyone's taking this alien thing seriously. Enter Zoe, a young Indigenous woman with a deep connection to the land and whispers of ancient stories about “Sky People.” Turns out, the crash site sits on sacred ground known as the Talking Circle, a place where spirits, or maybe aliens, have been known to… well… talk.The government is freaking out, demanding answers and threatening to “neutralize” the situation if things get too weird. Under pressure, Elias and Anya work feverishly to decode the alien messages, which are like a cosmic Sudoku puzzle involving astrophysics and even fractals. Wild, right?Just when they think they’re getting somewhere, the containment field around the lights goes haywire. And then… BAM! An alien entity made of pure light appears! It’s not here to fight, though. It seems… curious. That is until trigger-happy General Tremblay opens fire! Bad move, General! The alien disintegrates, and the earth starts to tremble ominously.Turns out, the alien message wasn’t just a hello, it was a setup for something BIG. Something that’s about to rip open reality itself! Elias, Anya, and Zoe race to the Talking Circle with a desperate plan to disrupt the alien signal before it’s too late.With the world on the brink of collapse, they tap into the power of the ancient site and manage to close the interdimensional portal just in the nick of time! Did humanity just dodge an alien invasion? Or have we simply hit the snooze button on an inevitable cosmic showdown?Stay tuned, folks, because the truth is out there… and we’re just getting started! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit truealiens.substack.com/subscribe

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