Everything is Fake And Ghey Now All Because Of Feminism and WEAK Men!

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What funny story does the host share about their dad's liberal views?

Unknown 0:01
First of all, I got I got a funny story about Rene Good.
Hodgetwins Host 1 0:10
So you got a funny story. So my dad is a liberal. OK, really? That's what I said when I want to shoot liberals. It was a family affair. But he's like he's like. oh i feel bad for this woman and what happened to her and all this stuff but here's the thing he's like 70s from albania okay okay so you can only be so liberal there so i so he's saying oh i feel so bad for this woman she got killed and i go dad you know she was a lesbian and he goes Oh, I guess it could be worse. I'm like, I'm just going to fucking make my dad a conservative by basically being like, this party is the party of gays. This is fags who want to sodomize children. Is this what you support? And I'm just going to slowly start shifting it.
Hodgetwins Host 1 1:01
Right. Yeah. Because he's, I don't know what might, you know, this is what happens to men after like 50. Their estrogen levels go up and their testosterone goes down. So they start to turn into women. So they get real empathetic about things. And I'm over there with like an AK-47. I'm like, put it in!
Hodgetwins Host 2 1:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hodgetwins Host 1 1:18
I think what they're doing is insane.

How does the host's dad react to discussions about LGBTQ issues?

Hodgetwins Host 1 1:23
And this is a Bolshevik takeover of our country. It's been happening. You know, it's so funny. This is funny, too. So my fiancé, who you guys know, was trying to tell people about me when we first met. And he goes, you know how women never forget things and they're just angry about them forever? They're like, yeah, she's no different. But the things she's angry about are like the Bolshevik revolution. And his friend was like, are you being serious? He's like, yeah. It was like the third date she brought it up. She's like, you fucking Bolsheviks. I'm like an old man from like 1960.
Unknown 2:03
How did you meet?
Hodgetwins Host 1 2:05
We met. He actually saw my comedy online.
Unknown 2:09
Fell in love right there.
Hodgetwins Host 1 2:10
Yeah, he was. I got to meet this woman. It was funny, though, because I did kill Tony before I got banned. Shout out to kill Tony for banning me. And I did this bit about what's in the water, you know, like the water making the frogs gay and shit. And he was. And first of all, I don't I didn't look like this. I just gotten out a horrible relationship where I was the main breadwinner. So that. No, you're dating a black guy. We could say that. So I looked stressed out. So he goes, you came out there. You look like, yeah, I'm a conspiracy theorist. I got six kids. My husband sucks. But he was like, oh, a female comedian who's funny and she's talking about things. So he sent me a message and was like, hey, I think you're really funny, and I'm trying to figure out how to meet you.
Unknown 3:05
He's slitting your DMs, huh?
Hodgetwins Host 1 3:06
Yeah, and I'm over there being like, oh, a comedy job. It was like a comedy job for life. I had no idea.

What observations are made about men's hormone changes after age 50?

Hodgetwins Host 1 3:14
I had no idea. He was like, I totally miss him being like, I'm trying to figure out a way to meet you. I thought this was like... We're peers, man. We're bros. We're both fucking comics. You know, that's what I thought. And I show up to our first gig in DC and I get out and I see him and he gets this kind of look. Right. And I was like, oh, this guy's not trying to fuck me.
Yeah.
Hodgetwins Host 1 3:43
Because if he thinks I'm going to fuck him for a fucking 15 minutes by, you're fucking out of your mind, dude. At least give me 20. But he was super gentleman for like almost like three months. Really? You were three months? Yeah, look at these two fucking porn addicted brains.
Unknown 4:04
He is a nice guy.
Hodgetwins Host 1 4:07
Well, it wasn't going to happen any other way. I've had that. I've had that happen where dudes will try that and we'll be on the third date and they're like, this was before obviously, and they were trying to like hook up and I'd be like, Hey dude, I don't, whatever this is, I'm not, I'm not doing it.

How does the conversation shift to the Bolshevik takeover of society?

Hodgetwins Host 1 4:22
I'm like, Oh, okay, well I'm not really looking for anything serious. I'm like, cool. Bye pal. And it's like, and they're like, what the, because everybody just fucking, you know, and women, a lot of women think like, Oh yeah, that's what he says now, but I'll sleep with him and then he'll change his mind. It's like, no, you're just gonna have one more experience to regret.

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