Tyler Fischer Explains To Hodgetwins How HARD It Is To Date BLACK Women....
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Well, Pride Month's almost over. Boy, is my ass sore. That was a long month. I used to do a joke in New York, and I'd be like, I'd go, what are you doing for Pride Month? And I'd just go, are you fucking homophobic? I'd get the whole crowd to turn on him. I'd go, I give my body up to the community for the month. If you're a white guy, you go down to the West Village and you give your ass up. You find a lonely, oppressed gay man, you give it up. That's great.
See, that's what probably... Your style of comedy, like, you know, have you noticed, like, if you're a Republican, a lot of times you like to steer towards just Republican-leaning jokes. Then you have liberals that like to just bash Republicans. Yeah. You don't give a fuck.
No, I didn't want to, because I used to be liberal, but I was just brainwashed. I wasn't actually liberal. Yeah, me too. It's a religion. If you're raised in it, you know, you got to go easy on the people that are sucked into it because they're just retarded.
Yeah.
That's it. Talk to them like that. Yeah. Yeah. Happy Pride Month. Like you just fucking. Yeah. They're just dumb. I was dumb, too, though. You got to admit if you were sucked in the cult.
Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you think there's a shift like the woke is starting to go away from comedy or do you think it's been infected and it's just ruining everything like it's been for like the last 10 years? I mean, it's hard to say.
I think I think that it's I think a lot of woke comedians see what's working. You see you guys doing the shit, you know, and people are loving it. And so that kind of cracked it open a little bit for people to like. It's like you're also missing gold. Like you're not going to talk about there's 37 genders recognized by law in New York City. Hmm. That's a lot of material. I read the list on stage, and I go over each one. It's crazy tiny. So for a while in New York, I was one of the only... I didn't get the COVID shot. My pediatrician said I was too tiny. And I lost my whole fucking life from that shit. So that's where it started for me. It was the vaccine stuff, because I didn't get it, and all these fucking...
cucked out comedians you were just attacking me like get the shot just get it just get it like you're a grown man yeah yeah right bill burr right no just get it right ah get the booster shot right you don't get a black wife and just fucking you know have a good career right just swallow it he totally surprised just swallow a couple dicks right that's brutal on a monday
And I'm like, what happened to these men? I know. Yeah, because Bill Burr, he's a bright guy. Yeah, he's brilliant. Brilliant comedian. Right? You got to be smart. Hi, I'm comedian Bill Burr. Oh, that's you.
This is my comedy masterclass. Hold it like a man. Goddamn daffodil.
Yeah.
in this six-week comedy course. Say six weeks? You think you can learn comedy in six fucking weeks? Try 30 fucking years, all right? You're being lonely, fucking broke, you got no girlfriend, you got nothing. My freaking wife, you know, she dragged me into this crap. Oh, Bill, yo, you need to start doing videos. Oh, you need to expand your career. You should stop yelling at kids in public. I'm going to teach you how to pretty much get away with fucking anything.
That's an old video.
Yeah. I did that a long time ago. You want to tell us about the cost of comedians? Yeah, that was a long time ago. But I kept submitting for SNL, so I needed a new impression. I needed like five new ones every year. And they would never even see me to audition. And then whoever my manager would be like, you need five more impressions. I need them by Monday.
So I'd have to go and... You think they were just playing a game with you?
They probably labeled you as probably too right-leaning or... No, no, this was before I had any political thoughts at all. This was back when I probably would have been good for the show. I don't like saying it when I can't prove it. That's why I record all my calls now. But they probably had already white people in it.
They had five Tylers. They had five white Tylers.
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