This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Two Dykes and a Mic?
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlethems, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Sheryl Crow. And I'm Sheryl Crow Sr. Can I, for those of you listening, you need to watch because Rae has on platform cheetah print or leopard print, I actually don't know the difference, Uggs. Yeah. Yeah. They are what I would assume would be in the movie Coyote Ugly. Yeah.
It looks like something straight out of Coyote Ugly. First of all, do not bring up Coyote Ugly with me. You're in an outfit, first off, a mesh jersey that you can see through. Yes. You're in a very Coyote Ugly outfit.
Mackenzie, Coyote Ugly is like... We don't serve water here. They're wearing like a denim bikini that ties in the front. Okay, they're wearing like Daisy Dukes and boots. Yeah, I've seen it. This is what they wear when they go home after a long shift. That's what I mean.
Obviously, you're not at the bar. You're at home.
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Chapter 2: What do the hosts think about Coyote Ugly?
I thought you meant I was at the bar. No. This is a closed bar. You're actually getting water now. Yes. We do serve water here on this couch. Yeah. Thank you. I'm happy to be here with you. I'm happy to be here with you. I love you in black. We have an amazing episode today. We do. We have a guest, but I have some stuff that I want to say and some things to get through.
Same and same. I want first things first. We're going on tour. We have our tickets out. This is our spring tour. It's called Two Dykes and a Mike going hog wild. H-O-G-W-I-L-D hog wild dot com. Don't go there.
That's not our website.
Please don't go there. It's probably porn. Don't go there. It's probably porn. I can't vouch for what you'll find. Hey, we're going hog wild. This is a whole new show, brand new show. If you haven't seen us, come see this one. It's going to be so much fun.
And there's a section called Mackenzie's Minglers. If you want to show up and you're like, I want, I'm worried maybe if I go alone that there's not other people that are there alone. We have a section for you. You can like, it's like a community section.
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Chapter 3: What is Mackenzie's Minglers section about?
Go crazy.
You can finger each other there. No, stop.
It's a pit. It's a pit for fingers.
Oh, my God.
OK.
And go crazy.
We're starting.
And see how far in you can go by the end of the show.
Rachel, I've taken it too far. God, we're starting in Cardiff, UK, April 1st, April 2nd. We're going to be in Brighton, April 4th. We're going to be in London. Heller. We have Madison, April 17th, Minneapolis, April 18th, April 19th. We're in Washington, D.C. And then April 23rd, we're going to be in Los Angeles.
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Chapter 4: What happened during the Backstreet Boys reunion?
And for all of those people that were like, hey, what about this city, this city, this city? We have a fall tour and we are going to all those cities that you commented. I promise you. We promise.
This I swear. This I swear. Pause. Did you see? Have you been watching? This is a few weeks ago now, but SNL's 50th anniversary. They keep putting out three hour long contents. Yeah. They had a Backstreet Boys reunion. I didn't know this. Mackenzie. Mackenzie.
It rocked. I liked Kevin. I liked Kevin too. Kevin was who all the dykes liked. Okay, and what is that? If you, because there's something.
There's something. There's something. I would say generally speaking, if you're a young dyke and there's like, you pick NSYNC or you pick Backstreet Boys, I think a lot of them picked NSYNC. And if you did, I don't speak for those people. However, if you're a dyke and you're like, I'm a Backstreet Boys dyke or kid at the time. Yeah. It's the one, it's Kevin.
Once a dyke, always a dyke.
I was born a dyke, and I'll die a dyke. Yeah, amen. And then I'll be risen from the grave. A dyke. For, I think, Lauren Michaels' birthday. It's Lauren, right? L-A-U-R-E-N. What did I say? No, I'm kidding. It's Lauren. Do you say it like Lauren? I call him Lauren. Lauren? Yeah. Lauren. It's his 50th birthday party? Mm-hmm. They had this special of just music and it literally rocked.
It was like the Grammys.
Oh, I'll have to watch it.
And Miley, you know, I texted you like three days ago and I said, I miss Miley Cyrus because I was watching this music special. Miley came out and I was like, hello.
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Chapter 5: Why did Rachel and her wife take a glass blowing class?
Yes.
And she did the whole riding that wrecking ball thing. 100%. By the way, I loved Wrecking Ball. That is one of the best albums of all time. Bangers. Bangers, right? Four by four. Okay, we're here for it. I love that album. For sure. She got hotter.
She did.
She left and she got hotter.
And she was performing at this event. They rented out Radio City Music Hall. Of course. And... She kept saying, oh, are you guys going to do that whole Grammy thing? Get into it. Yeah. She was telling the crowd.
She's like, get up. Yeah. Well, she's like performed at the Grammys and no one was singing and no one was vibing. But those award shows are so stuffy because everyone is competing against each other. So when the other person is performing, they don't want to be into it.
Do you think? Fuck you. Yeah. And I hate that. Yeah. And I like that Miley is like calling it out. Do you think that Miley Cyrus would hate my guts?
No. Yeah. I don't think she would. Do you know my Miley story? I'll tell it on a private episode. Okay. I think I've told it on the pod before. God damn it.
I hate when that happens.
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Chapter 6: What are the hosts' opinions on leg hair?
Yeah.
I'm obsessed with glass blowing. Yeah. One of my favorite shows is... blown away netflix shout it out it's on my bucket list to blow glass you gotta do it it's very i like how um first it's always sleek like that it's sensual yeah so i was like happy valentine's day we're gonna get hot and you go like
I will say the blowing was the least sensual part. Interesting. It hurts. I didn't realize blowing was so hard. I'm being for real with you. It hurts. Going like this. Because then they're like, give me a two. Give me a five. Give me a six of the strength of your blow. Oh, wow. You have to really know how forceful your blow is. And it hurts. Oh, Ken. I don't do that a lot. I'm a trumpet player.
Okay, so you'd probably do really well at it. It's so much fun and it's so hot. You know, I love being hot. Yeah. You're within a lot of open flames. Right. It was so much fun and we made so many things, but I did look the gayest I've ever looked.
Yeah.
The photo that was taken, I'll send it to Leah.
Send it to Leah.
Please put it up right now. Very quick. Just flash it. I was like... You're like, am I hot? You dyke. Yeah. You know what? No, it's not even like hot dyke. Yeah. It's giving froggy girl dyke. Oh, for sure. Yeah. My legs were spread. I was really like, it was not cool. I think that's the perfect Valentine's Day. It was so sweet. And then we made so many things for each other. That's really sweet.
And you had to do it together. Yeah, we did it together.
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Chapter 7: What can we expect from Liv Hewson in Yellowjackets Season 3?
Yeah.
my valentine's day nazara had booked way in advance us to do high tea together love this very fancy place that we were at last valentine's day to try to make a tradition but we canceled it because i had to go through the rest of the boxes that needed to be unpacked and my mom was in town it's you know what it's hard when your mother's in town for a valentine's day
It is. And she's going through your stuff. And Mackenzie. I would say having your mom go through boxes of your things is the least sexy thing on the planet.
She was like, I want to come see you guys' new place. And I was like, you know, we're still going to be unpacking. Yeah, for sure. And she's like, oh, I'll help. And I was like, you know what? Fine. Oh, I would have said no. It's fine. It's no big deal. I've been kind of busy. It'll be nice to have a second pair, third pair of hands out there. Second pair.
You haven't touched a box.
I'm like sitting in the back. First, she found. And we all know she's about she has found rope before. What do you mean? On the pod, I've spoken about her finding our shibari rope. Oh, I do remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were like, oh, it's just rope. You can get away with it just being rope. It said, like, it lives in a box that says this is for fucking your daughter with.
You know what I mean? So that was tough. Her daughter. Yes. You. Me. Okay. Tough. And, like, whatever. She found... First, and I was actually okay with it because... I'm so nervous. At first, I was like, this is fine. Because she found, like, a bag full of Arbalessa stuff. Okay. That's fine. Right? Yeah.
bellessa this messa it doesn't matter because i go like oh this is it's for work part of this this job part of the job yeah there's a ton of lube from pleasure chest i'm like this is all work i have to be honest i'm glad you brought up the lube from pleasure chest we did that six years ago you gotta throw that lube away wait a second wait a second we did that six years ago six years ago you've got to throw that away can i have a second
No. It does not expire. It's lube, dude. I think it probably does. What am I going to do? One day be like, I'm going to go buy new lube when I have a ton of it for free in the garage?
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Chapter 8: What are some funny behind-the-scenes moments from the set?
I am Goodwill.
I need that lube. Don't come up in here taking my lubricants. People that listen, our Sharks, our Jayans, our Cheyennes, our Gayans, please comment if at six years, would you keep a bottle of lube or would you throw it out? It's not one bottle of lube. I know, but I'm asking them.
There's hundreds of bottles of lubes and you can just use one at a time and just pick away at it. I can't believe I moved. Now that you're saying that. So you, when you moved, you just threw all that away. I threw it away like two weeks later. Oh, shit. Do you know that there's like half of my family is hoarders? Did you know that? I found that out.
I was talking to my mom about hoarding and she was like, oh, well, you know your uncle and your aunt and then your grandfather's brother. And I was like, we're what? And she goes, well, hoarders. Our family is like four people big. And she's like, yeah. And three and a half of them are hoarders. I'm like, wait a second. Am I one bad event away from being a hoarder?
To be fair, to be fair, to be fair. I've been to your house.
That's very clean. Borderline hoardery.
Our apartment... although had been for a while, is clean.
It's clean. Hoarder and clean are not... Well, antonyms.
I can't believe I'm over here defending my lube to you. I can't believe I have to wake up, go to work, and defend my lube to you. Okay, anyways.
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