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Two Hot Takes

255: Ludicrous! Ft. Angela Giarratana

12 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.352 - 2.274 Angela Giarratana

Are you locked in? I'm locked, babe.

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3.655 - 4.095 Morgan

Here we go.

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4.195 - 30.038 Angela Giarratana

Wait, okay, I'm so excited. People are going to be losing their minds like, I know that voice. It's Angela! It's been too long. It's been way too long. Way too long. I saw you at a little Spotify party the other day, like a month ago, and I was like, oh, I just miss her. I loved your outfit. Someone told me it was not very flattering on me. What? Yeah, and I said, fuck you, I'm in my luteal phase.

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30.136 - 43.349 Angela Giarratana

You're kidding. People are, I'm telling you, people are coming out of the woodwork. I wanted to like get put in a rage room today to just like take out my angst that the world has created within me.

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44.11 - 45.191 Morgan

We're cooked right now.

45.491 - 46.932 Angela Giarratana

Have you gone to a rage room ever?

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Never.

47.813 - 51.437 Angela Giarratana

Okay, today, this, right now. Right here.

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This is our rage room. This is our rage room. This is it. Honestly, it should be free to women. All rage rooms should be free to women. And I also think all women should have free Wi-Fi everywhere they go. Thank you. It's a safety precaution.

Chapter 2: Why do people feel the need to vent their frustrations?

85.677 - 87.32 Angela Giarratana

Today we're doing that. You can scream here.

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Thank you.

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87.881 - 96.682 Angela Giarratana

We will turn the volume down for everyone. I'll move my mouth from the mic. I am kind of theming this as ludicrous.

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97.283 - 97.765 Morgan

Okay.

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97.785 - 102.398 Angela Giarratana

The luda mode. Luda. These are just stories that you're just like...

Chapter 3: What happens when someone feels unheard in a relationship?

103.289 - 111.94 Angela Giarratana

What? What? I don't even know what. I'm like, people are gonna be like, you need to calm down. I've had a lot of coffee today. Babe, me too.

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112.561 - 127.759 Morgan

I've also had two naps. Full day, two naps. You know, like when you're like thing to thing to thing, but not everything is perfectly booked up. So you have like an hour in between two things. That's happened to me today where I like, I mean, it's a car nap. Like I laid in my car for like five minutes and I woke up.

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127.98 - 133.59 Angela Giarratana

How did you not hot baby yourself? It's hot out there today. I don't know. It was in the morning. It was early in the morning. Okay.

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133.73 - 148.525 Angela Giarratana

I was going to say, you be careful. Had you not hot baby yourself? That's so... I just probably like really, people probably don't like that. But I'm like, I don't know, like hot box yourself? Hot baby yourself is great. That has a different meaning. I think that's a perfect way. Okay. What else is going on with you? Okay. What do you got?

149.126 - 161.98 Angela Giarratana

I feel like I see a Sundance film and what's your little character? I already forgot his name. Oh my God. You're the best. I did Very Important People. I drop out, which was really fun. I'm like, I'm having a stroke right now. I literally, you walked in, I go.

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Finoli.

162.922 - 165.025 Angela Giarratana

Finoli's in the house.

165.045 - 175.041 Morgan

I love you. I literally just had a stroke. You're the best. What else is new though? Honestly, I'm getting better at reading Reddit. Okay. I'm kind of, I've never used Reddit.

Chapter 4: How does a giant block of cheese become a point of contention?

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210.918 - 234.054 Angela Giarratana

Um, you will also see on this episode, Angela's personal YouTube channel will be tagged. It will be collaborated upon our girl right now. I want to like see, I want to see what this can do. Okay. Our girl right now has 163 subscribers. If you are an Angela fan, please go over there and just subscribe.

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234.074 - 252.67 Morgan

You're so sweet for this. You know what this feels like? This feels like when an older sister, like, brings a kid. Like, I'm going, like, my freshman year of YouTube starts tomorrow. And you're like, meet my teachers. Like, they all love me. You're my sister. And they're like, oh, my God, you look alike. And you're like, yeah. She's like, that's so sweet of you. Thank you.

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252.65 - 272.565 Angela Giarratana

No, I'm just so excited for you. And you're working on so much cool stuff. You have a podcast, Artist on Artist. You're so sweet. You don't plug yourself enough. And I'm not joking. I'm in a crash out day today. And literally 12 hours ago. 24? 24. 20. I think it was last night.

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It was last night.

273.707 - 279.198 Angela Giarratana

So it's still 4 p.m. right now. I texted you and I was like, is there any chance you're available tomorrow?

279.839 - 293.828 Morgan

And you were like, yeah, after four. But that's when you know your pod is easy and fun for me, and that's you. Because if it was like I have to be funny and cool and awesome and hot, I was like, I'm just going to sit on that chair, kick my feet up, and we're just going to talk.

293.808 - 297.553 Angela Giarratana

Quit being so nice. I'm trying to give you your flowers. Thank you. Collab.

297.774 - 298.174 Morgan

We're collab.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of spending $20,000 on cheese?

3161.724 - 3170.377 Angela Giarratana

That's so choo-choo. It's not easy. And they sell cheese on there. They actually sell sourdough starters on there. I've messaged people to go buy their sourdough starters.

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3170.397 - 3171.218 Morgan

But not cheese.

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3171.919 - 3175.364 Angela Giarratana

Cheese feels a little, I don't know.

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3175.404 - 3179.11 Morgan

This is, what, did he have an interest in cheese before?

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No.

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No mention.

Chapter 6: Why is cheese literacy important for cheese investments?

3180.841 - 3204.683 Morgan

Crazy question. I've never said that one. No mention. I think the randomness of this. It sounds like it. Like for your partner to just be like, I threw down major money. Almost 20 grand. On cheese. On cheese. What if it went bad? Like it's 21 years old. What if it like went bad? I would be like, do you know what you're doing? Like, do you have the ability, like, do you know farmer's markets?

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3204.783 - 3207.167 Morgan

Do you know, like, have you sold anything?

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3207.187 - 3213.255 Angela Giarratana

Like, what is the... It seems like you need to have a little bit of, like, cheese literacy to get started.

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3214.797 - 3229.253 Morgan

It feels like you do need some cheese literacy. Like... Yeah. And I don't blame the partner for being really alarmed. And like, yeah, I guess Reddit's funny with the titles where they're like, someone left me over cheese.

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Chapter 7: How does the community react to the cheese investment story?

3229.594 - 3233.083 Morgan

It's about the cheese. And you're like, no, it's about the almost 20 grand.

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3233.604 - 3251.545 Angela Giarratana

Yeah. And the fact you didn't consult her when it is both of your money. And I get you've put most of it in there, but. It's still like a community fund now. So you guys buy a house and if you're looking to buy a house, then you're pretty serious. So maybe have a conversation before you just buy the cheese.

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3251.845 - 3266.743 Morgan

I've never like gone into funds with somebody like when you're like molding lives. And I imagine it's kind of tricky because it's like you don't need to ask permission. It's your money. Yeah. But then there is an unspoken thing that you guys are saving up for something. Yeah. So it's tricky, I bet.

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3266.943 - 3278.022 Angela Giarratana

Very. And I think the best method is you each have your own accounts and then you have one joint account that you purposefully put like a specified amount in there.

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3278.222 - 3278.763 Morgan

That makes sense.

3278.783 - 3283.731 Angela Giarratana

Or this is our mortgage payment or this is any kid related stuff like this is our joint account. Yeah.

Chapter 8: What are the consequences of reaching out to an old crush?

3283.751 - 3290.963 Angela Giarratana

So then in this case, he would have used his fund to go buy the cheese, not their joint account.

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3290.943 - 3300.258 Morgan

Yes, and then you'd be like, you do you, boo. You spend your money how you want it, right? Like, that makes sense. Yeah. Like how you hear so many stories about, like, people with gambling problems using their family money.

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3300.318 - 3301.08 Angela Giarratana

Yeah.

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3301.44 - 3303.183 Morgan

And this is like cheese, right?

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3303.444 - 3306.509 Angela Giarratana

So... Which it feels... I mean, it's kind of the same concept.

3306.549 - 3322.092 Morgan

He's gambling, but it's on cheese. Yes. And I can imagine this is even kind of scarier because... It's not as something as like understanding as like, oh, you put in this money, you'll get it back. Or like, oh, you're like investing in some type of property or something. You're investing in like cheese.

3322.893 - 3330.804 Angela Giarratana

Also, this is 140 pounds of cheese. I couldn't even tell you what that is. It's my size in cheese.

3331.805 - 3333.948 Morgan

I didn't think about our bodies in cheese.

3336.331 - 3344.931 Angela Giarratana

Like, where are you putting this? That's a lot of cheese. Doesn't cheese need to be kept in a fridge? Yeah. And fridges cost money.

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