Two Old Queens

TOOTSIE with Andrea Rosen!

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"This Is a Hell of a Way To Make a Living." Yeah, it's called "making a movie with Dustin Hoffman."We continue our salute to movies that were nominate...

STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN with Bill Wolkoff!

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance." If that doesn't describe a queen who wasn't invited to brunch then I don't know what doe...

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY with Allen Loeb!

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"Charlie is let loose in the chocolate factory and every kid's dream comes true." And every factory worker's worst nightmare!Listeners, you just won a...

CATCHIN' UP: Feb '23!

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up!Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQu...

FOX AND HIS FRINDS with Ryan Perez!

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's My Fair Lady meets Boys in the Band! That's right, we're talking about FOX AND HIS FRIENDS with writer and podcaster Ryan Perez!!! (Mama Needs a ...

PAIN & GLORY with Andrew Farmer!

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What's that you say? Fall-modóvar is over? But it's just begun! We're ending with one of his latest classics, PAIN & GLORY! We're finishing ...

WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN with Oscar Montoya!!!

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What's that you smell in the air? Why yes, F-Almodóvar is upon us! We're launching what we hope will be a new tradition where we look at some of the ...

CATCHIN' UP: Jan '23!

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This month John and Mark are talking about what they've been watching, revisiting the scoring system, answering some e-mails, and just catchin' up!Fol...

MALIGNANT with Betsy Sodaro!

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"A New Vision of Horror!" Bold claims? Can they back it up? We do the math! Five Cold Screams keeps on screaming! We can back up our guest becaus...

POPCORN with Joan Ford!

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"Fifteen years ago, he murdered his family on stage and burned down the theater. Tonight... he's back for an encore!" We love an encore! Five Col...

BLUE CRUSH with Kimia Behpoornia!

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"If you want to feel the rush you have to take the risk." Or you can buy a bottle of poppers!Wax up your boards ladies, we're hitting the waves with t...

PHANTOM THREAD with Drew DiFonzo Marks!

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's got fashion, twisted sexual activity, and it takes place in the House of Woodcock. So it's got to be gay, doesn't it?We're pulling on PHANTOM THR...

CATCHIN' UP: Dec '22!

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This month John and Mark are catching up! Talking about what they've been watching, sharing some Top Tens, answering questions and just catchin' up!Fo...

EMMET OTTER'S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS with Mitch Silpa!

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's "A Merry Musical Treat For The Whole Family!" but what kind of family are we talking about?We're talking about EMMET OTTER'S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS! a...

ALL I WANT IS CHRISTMAS a.k.a. IRA FINKLESTEIN'S CHRISTMAS a.k.a. SWITCH-MAS with Gilli Nissum!

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jingle all the Oy Vey!Is it called ALL I WANT IS CHRISTMAS? IRA FINKLESTEIN'S CRISTMAS? Or SWITCH-MAS? Helping us unwrap this conundrum, and have a li...

200 CIGARETTES with Bryan Rucker!

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the New Year's Eve movie everyone's heard about, but no one has seen. Until now! Our Holi-gay's Jubilee ends with a bang as we smoke 200 CIG...

DOUBLE HOLIDAY with Jennie Pierson!

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmas! It's Hanukkah! How can we handed off of these presents? Speaking of gifts, our guest is the delightful and multi-talented Jennie ...

JINGLE ALL THE WAY with Olivia Norman!

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Two Dads, One Toy, No Prisoners." This was not the movie we wanted it to be.But our guest this week is everything we've ever wanted! It wouldn't be a...

DEATH SPA with Ryan Stanger!

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Strange things are a brewing at the local gym!" Are we talking about the steam room, because that's not strange! Grab your water bottles and tow...

FUNNY LADY with Jimmy Ray Bennett!

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Streisand and Caan - How Lucky Can You Get!"Mark's lucky this isn't part of a trilogy! This week we're closing the loop on the Streisand Funny-v...

THE INVITATION with Jim Penola!

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"There is nothing to be afraid of!" I hope you've RSVP'd because you've been invited to THE INVITATION! And our plus one for this party is none o...

CHILD'S PLAY (2019) with Erin Whitehead!

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friends to the End!We've reached the end of our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with CHILD'S PLAY (2019) and we've got one o...

CULT OF CHUCKY with Connor Shin!

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"You may feel a little prick!" Okay, we're interested!We continue our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with CULT OF CHUCKY! &...

CURSE OF CHUCKY with Kristen Rozanski!

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fear has a new home, and we love the architecture! Our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise continues with CURSE OF CHUCKY! ...

SEED OF CHUCKY with Joan Ford!

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Deliver Us Some Evil! We're getting a load of Chucky as we continue our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise with SEED OF CH...

BRIDE OF CHUCKY with Betsy Sodaro!

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Here comes the bride... there goes everyone else.We're continuing our search for the gayest movie in the Child's Play franchise. Our "plus one" is you...

CATCHIN' UP: Sept '22!

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week John and Mark are catching up! Indulging in a little self-care, talking about what they've been watching, and just catchin' up!Follow us on ...

CHILD'S PLAY 3 with Steve Szlaga!

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There comes a time to put away childhood things. But some things just won't stay put!We're continuing our search for the gayest movie in the Child's P...

CHILD'S PLAY 2 with Justin Michael!

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"In 1988, He startled us with a frightening vision. Then, he was destroyed and left for dead. Now, he's about to be reborn."We're continuing our searc...

CHILD'S PLAY with Mano Agapion!

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"When people have nightmares they dream of Freddy. When Freddy has nightmares he dreams of Chucky."And that's why we're starting our second year of Pa...

CATCHIN' UP: June '22: SAUSAGE FACTORY!

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're letting you inside our closet to see how the sausage is made! John & Mark are revamping their scoring system and in this episode you ge...

THREE AMIGOS! with Rachel Van Nes!

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"They're Down On Their Luck And Up To Their Necks In Senoritas, Margaritas, Banditos And Bullets!" Sounds like a pretty fun weekend to us!Saddle up bo...

THE WATERMELON WOMAN with Kale Hills!

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first feature film directed by a black lesbian filmmaker! What took us so long!This week we're looking at the iconic landmark in "New Queer C...

MANHUNTER with Dave Horwitz!

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Hannibal Lecter's legacy of evil begins here!" We love an origin story! With a name like MANHUNTER, it's got to be pretty gay, right? Joining us...

SPEED! with Erin Whitehead!

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Get ready for rush hour!" And for once, we don't mean poppers! Grab your bus pass because we're talking SPEED with actress/comedian Erin Whitehe...

CATCHIN' UP: July '22!

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week John and Mark are catching up! Indulging in a little self-care, talking about what they've been watching, and just catchin' up! Follow ...

SHAUN OF THE DEAD with James Mastraieni!

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"In a time of crisis a hero must rise...from his sofa." Happy 4/20 everyone! To celebrate we're talking SHAUN OF THE DEAD, and joining us on our ...

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN with Raiza Licea!

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This summer, Tom Hanks and the Rockford Peaches prove that a woman's place is at home...first, second & third.Batter up! This week we're heading t...

CARRIE (1976) with Nina Concepción!

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Carrie may look perfectly innocent, but she'll shock you right out of your seat... and that's a promise!This week we're heading to Mark's first prom a...

BOOGIE NIGHTS with Michael “Mookie” Blaiklock!

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In 1977, sex was safe, pleasure was a business, and business was booming.They say everyone has one special thing, but our guest this week has many spe...

SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT with Derrick Jefferson!

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention." We do, Whoopi, we promise! We're finally paying ...

LEAST GAY ICONS with Jeff Hiller & Jimmy Ray Bennett!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the LEAST gayest one of all?This episode we're looking at the LEAST GAY ICONS! Who will make the cut? How is thi...

WAITING TO EXHALE with Paige Elson!

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friends are the people who let you be yourself... and never let you forget it. If that doesn't sound gay to you then maybe skip this episode?You can t...

TREMORS with Jacob Wysocki!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They say there's nothing new under the sun. But under the ground...Watch where you step because we're talking about TREMORS! and our guest is less tha...

GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH with Yamara Taylor!

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mamma mia, here they grow again!The Gremlins are back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper. Thi...

FAME with Tami Sagher!

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If they've really got what it takes, it's going to take everything they've got.Remember my name...We're headed to the high school of the performing ar...

PIRANHA 3-D with Ryan Barton!

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

August is officially shark month, so we're celebrating it with a series we're calling "Three Shark Movies and One About Piranhas."We're ending our ser...

SHARK TALE with Vic Michaelis!

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

August is officially shark month, so we're celebrating it with a series we're calling "Three Shark Movies and One About Piranhas."We keep swimming alo...

DEEP BLUE SEA with Ryan Meharry!

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

August is officially shark month, so we're celebrating it with a series we're calling "Three Shark Movies and One About Piranhas."We're continuing our...

JAWS with Paul F. Tompkins!

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

August is officially shark month, so we're celebrating it with a series we're calling "Three Shark Movies and One About Piranhas." We're starting...

MAIL BAG!

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we're opening up the mail bag and answering YOUR questions!No guest on this one! Just the queens themselves!Follow us on Twitter and Inst...

GAYEST BEST SONG OSCAR WINNERS with Jimmy Ray Bennett!

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since 1934, at the 7th Academy Awards, a Best Song Oscar is presented to the songwriters who have composed the best original song written specifically...

A JOYFUL NOISE with Jessica Jean Jardine!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dream a Whole Lot Louder!Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah join forces to bring us a story of faith and determination. They're throwing bread rolls at ea...

RHINESTONE with Ryan Stanger!

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are two kinds of Dolly movies, and this ain't one of 'em!Dolly's bet everything, and we mean everything, that she could turn Sylvester Stallone ...

THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS with Drew Droege!

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's just a little bitty pissant country place, which sounds pretty gay to us! We're taking a trip to the Chicken Ranch to talk about THE BEST LI...

STRAIGHT TALK with Amy Heidt!

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

She Walked In The Wrong Door At The Right Time And Turned Chicago's Hottest Radio Station Upside Down!Dolly's working harder than a one legged man in ...

STEEL MAGNOLIAS with Bryan Safi!

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the funniest movie ever to make you cry. And if you're lucky, it'll make you gay too! Deck yourself in Blush and Bashful because we're takin...

BLOW OUT with Bridgid Ryan!

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"Murder has a sound all of its own!" And if you're lucky you can dance to it! We're looking at the DePalma classic BLOW OUT with writer/comedian ...

THE MIRROR CRACK'D with Suzi Barrett!

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Even if you didn't love her last movie, that's no reason to try and kill her... Or is it?A WhoDunnIt with Elizabeth Taylor, Rock Hudson, Angela Lansbu...

THE LONG GOODBYE with Dhruv Uday Singh!

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

"I have two friends in the world. One is a cat. The other is a murderer." - Elliot Gould as Phillip MarloweSounds like every gay man who stepped foot ...

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (1974) with Marcy Jarreau!

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

They call themselves "The Who's Who of the Whodunnit" but what kind of cream in Poirot putting in that mustache of his? Get your ticket and join ...

THE LAST OF SHEILA with Anthony King!

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The next move is murder! We're pivoting out of our Cinematic Sondheim series into a series of WhoDunIts! We're giving Sondheim one last gasp as w...

GYPSY with Ryan O'Connor!

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Let us entertain you, and we'll have a real good time, yes sir! We travel the vaudeville circuit for the final installment of our Cinematic Sondh...

SWEENEY TODD with Kevin Chamberlin!

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sweeney's skin may be pale, and his eye may be odd, but how gay is he?For the third installment of our Cinematic Sondheim series we attend the tale of...

INTO THE WOODS with Tara Sands!

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Be careful what you wish for! We're heading INTO THE WOODS for the second film in our Cinematic Sondheim series.  Our guest is a singer, act...

WEST SIDE STORY with Chris Renfro!

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sure, Maria feels pretty, and witty, and gay, but what about the rest of the cast?We take to the streets in the first of our Cinematic Sondheim series...

THE PROM with Gilli Nissim!

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone deserves a chance to celebrate, but is James Corden part of everyone? Our date to Ryan Murphy's adaptation of Broadway's THE PROM on Net...

PEE WEE'S PLAYHOUSE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL with Andrew Farmer!

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Christmas in the Playhouse! But is the yuletide gay?Joining us and the endless parade of guest stars, is one of our new Christmas traditions, And...

STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL with Connor Ratliff!

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Any special with a young Beatrice Arthur belting out a pseudo-Brecht song has got to be gay, don't you think?  Joining us as we travel back a lon...

DOLLY PARTON'S CHRISTMAS ON THE SQUARE with Ashley Ward!

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Does Dolly Parton have what it takes to make the yuletide gay? (I think we all know the answer!)Joining us as we celebrate DOLLY PARTON'S CHRISTMAS ON...

MISTLETOE & MENORAHS with Jennie Pierson!

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What on earth do Christmas and Hanukkah have in common? Helping us unwrap that question is a guest who will make your heart grow three sizes! We'...

A VERY BRADY CHRISTMAS with Julie Brister!

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're kicking off our series of holiday themed tv movies with the story of a man named Brady! Enjoy a slice of Alice's pie as the gift known as J...

BOYS IN THE BAND (2020) with Frank DeCaro!

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Beware the hostile fag. When he's sober, he's dangerous. When he drinks, he's lethal."That's right, we're talking about The Boys in the Band! Ou...

MAIL BAG! with Mark & John!

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode we're opening up the mail bag and answering YOUR questions! No guest on this one! Just the queens themselves! Follow us on Twit...

GAY ICONS! with Jimmy Ray Bennett!

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the gayest one of all? This episode we're looking at Gay Icons! Who will make the cut? It's a "living ...

FREDDY VS. JASON with Naomi Ekperigin!

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've come to the end of our Elm Street series and now we definitively know how gay all of the Nightmare movies are!This episode we take a close look ...

WES CRAVEN'S NEW NIGHTMARE with Steve Szlaga!

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!This episode we take a close look at WES CRAVEN...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6: FREDDY'S DEAD THE FINAL NIGHTMARE with Betsy Sodaro!

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD with Jon Gabrus!

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER with Joan Ford!

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!This episode we take a close look at NIGHTMARE ...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS with Mano Agapion!

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!This episode we're talking NIGHTMARE ON ELM STR...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE with Oscar Montoya!

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

EPISODE ORIGINALLY POSTED ON PATREON ON 9/21/20We continue our trip down Elm Street to find out how gay all the movies in the Nightmare franchise are!...

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET with Eva Anderson!

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

EPISODE ORIGINALLY POSTED ON PATREON ON 9/14/20Welcome to our Patreon!It's a fun extension of our regular podcast! But here we'll be talking about all...

EATING OUT 5: THE OPEN WEEKEND with Rebekah Kochan!

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"First comes love, then comes marriage - but they never warn you about the three-ways in between."EATING OUT 5: THE OPEN WEEKEND may be the end of our...

EATING OUT 4: DRAMA CAMP with Drew Droege!

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode's forecast: Sunny with 100% chance of drama.We're heading to Dick Dickey's Drama Camp for EATING OUT 4: DRAMA CAMP! And who better talk a...

EATING OUT 3: ALL YOU CAN EAT with Ele Woods!

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I hope you've brought a big appetite, because we're talking about EATING OUT 3: ALL YOU CAN EAT with actor/writer Ele Woods! ("Bird Girl" an...

EATING OUT 2: SLOPPY SECONDS with Riley Westling!

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It calls itself "The First American Gay Sequel," but is this second course just a bunch of leftovers?Warning: at times it's a bit of a, "late night li...

SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK with Eva Anderson!

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Broadway musical of Spider-Man was called "a grotesque hybrid," which sounds a lot like our podcast! We're talking about the Julie Taymor, Bo...

VENOM with Nick Wiger!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The world has enough superheroes, so we're embracing our inner anti-hero! We are... talking VENOM with Nick Wiger! (writer: Earth to Ned, po...

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE with Cody Ziglar!

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Enter a universe where more than one wears the mask" Sounds like a drag show to us! We're talking SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE with directo...

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME with Haley Mancini!

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves." Why are you trying to fool us, Gyllenhaal? This week we're talking SPIDER-MAN...

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING with Sina Grace!

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Homework can wait. The city can't. We're talking about a brand new Peter Parker/Spider-Man, so it's appropriate that we've got a brand new guest!...

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 with Jacquis Neil!

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

His greatest battle begins! Unfortunately it's the battle to make this movie worth watching!We swing into THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 with actor/comedian...

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN with Conrad Shin!

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

His past was kept from him. His search for answers has just begun.If the question is "Why was this movie made?" we've got some questions too. Helping ...

SPIDER-MAN 3 with Stephanie Williams!

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Every hero has a choice, to face the darkness... or be consumed by it. We're swinging through the final Tobey McGuire/Sam Raimi Spider-man with t...

SPIDER-MAN 2 with Kyle Kasabian!

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For our new series, we're taking the ultimate spin! We're looking at all of the Spider-Man movies (of the last 20 years, anyway) to figure out which o...

SPIDER-MAN with Will & Kevin Hines!

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For our new series, we're taking the ultimate spin! We're looking at all of the Spider-Man movies (of the last 20 years, anyway) to figure out which o...

4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!! STONEWALL with Jon Gabrus!

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"Inspired by the incredible true story of the unsung heroes whose courage broke down walls"They're really pushing the meaning of the word "inspired."I...

BEAUTIFUL THING with Jano Cortijo!

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We all know Claude Monet painted the sixteenth chapel, but did you know that this week Two Old Queens is wrapping up is series of listener guests?That...

BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER with Erin Dwyer!

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

"A Comedy Of Sexual Disorientation"It's been one of our most requested movies of the last four years, and we're finally ready to rank it! And we're no...