Brain fog, Pokemon cards & how to stop apologizing for everything
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What happened in Harrison’s freak glass‑catching accident?
Imagine setting your makeup, then forgetting it's even there.
What is the “POOP‑GATE” controversy from the Beijing HYROX race?
Meet new grippy setting mist from Maybelline New York.
How is Tate showing a new appreciation for gymnastics?
Gel-to-mist technology locks in your look for up to 24 hours with flexible, all-day comfy grip.
Is eating non‑breakfast foods for breakfast a genius hack or a bad idea?
No tightness, no stickiness, no residue.
Do Pokemon cards really outperform the S&P 500 over 20 years?
Just plump, dewy, hydrated skin that still feels like your skin.
Why are AI CEOs publicly agreeing to slow down development?
Try new grippy setting mist from Maybelline New York.
Does stretching actually prevent injuries, or is strength training the key?
Maybe it's Maybelline.
How can we replace saying “I’m sorry” too often with a better habit?
Putting the ledge
and the pools, like, Like the best thing we did.
I would go as
far as saying.
The pool would suck without it.
Growing up, I never swam on a pool that had a ledge.
Oh, we had one.
because growing up we swam in my grandpa Harold's pool most of the time.
Rocky Harold Fugman.
Rocky Harold Fugman. And that pool did not have a ledge. Yeah, I'm trying to think. Ledges. I can't recall seeing a swimming ledge until very recently.
Really?
Yeah. So that was a great call by you because I thought we may not even need a swimming ledge.
Yeah, we almost got rid of our swimming ledge. And Tate today, she played on the swimming ledge for hours.
One of your friends messaged and told us that was where they spend the most time.
Libby.
Libby. Thank you, Libby.
I said we were thinking about making it smaller. She said I'd go bigger. Nope. I'd go the opposite way.
Yeah.
All right. Ready?
Ready. Can I just do this really
quick? Yeah, but you need the ASMR. Okay. You need the ASMR. I love it. That was a really good one. Boom. That was a 9.2.
Welcome back to another episode of Two Parents in a Podcast. It's Monday and football has officially kicked off. And there's a pun there. Get it?
Very good pun. Very good pun.
Harrison has a hurt finger. I
was wondering about that.
Freak accident. Actually a freak accident.
What happened?
My glass fell. As it fell, I went to catch it. As I was going in to catch it, it broke as it hit the surface, and I still caught the glass, but I caught the bottom half, and the top half was shattered, and I have a nasty gash. Yeah.
I don't love that.
It's very
deep, apparently. I wasn't there.
It was so unlucky and there's, yeah, there's so much blood. It sucks.
Oh, there's nothing worse.
Yeah. So we just like, we're not moving it. We have it wrapped up pretty tight. We didn't go get stitches, which I feel like I'm going to regret.
It's okay. Do they just do the glue these days or are they actually stitching you up?
I don't know. I bought glue.
We got glue. So after this, we're going to do some hydrogen peroxide glue, a really good tape up because Harrison goes out of town today.
Yeah. I was with two friends at the end and we just all looked around at each other. I cannot believe that just happened.
Transparently, I was texting P about something because I needed to check something. I didn't hear what happened.
He caught a glass and it broke at the same time.
I appreciate the transparency.
I appreciate the transparency. I appreciate
it, Jules. You caught a glass and it broke. Yeah, that does stink.
I will tell you one funny thing. The friends I was with are incredibly caring friends. And the types of friends that if I needed to go to the hospital definitely would have 100% gone to the hospital to get stitches with me.
Oh, they would have
definitely. Without thinking twice about it. But I needed to dispel very early on. You could see they're waiting to be like, how bad is this? And I was like, don't worry, I have this covered. Because it happened very late at night, was the other thing. But it wasn't a drunken ordeal. And so I was like, don't worry, I've got this. Everyone can go home. It was as our Ubers were being ordered. The Uber was outside.
And I was asleep at home and Harrison came and I, listen, I know better than this. I'm not proud of it, but I'll tell him myself. And this, he, well, he can't, so I'm knocked out. And I was so excited. Like I went to bed early and he, and I had cleaned that house and done Rocky. Like I had such a productive night.
This was probably to say, I said late. That's late for us. This is probably, I'm home maybe 15 to 20 minutes after the UT game ends.
You got home at 1040. I looked at the clock.
Yeah. So we're talking 1040 PM, not like midnight one, two.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened in Harrison’s freak glass‑catching accident?
0:00–0:04
2
What is the “POOP‑GATE” controversy from the Beijing HYROX race?
0:04–0:07
3
How is Tate showing a new appreciation for gymnastics?
0:07–0:13
4
Is eating non‑breakfast foods for breakfast a genius hack or a bad idea?
0:13–0:16
5
Do Pokemon cards really outperform the S&P 500 over 20 years?
0:16–0:21
6
Why are AI CEOs publicly agreeing to slow down development?
0:21–0:24
7
Does stretching actually prevent injuries, or is strength training the key?
0:24–0:27
8
How can we replace saying “I’m sorry” too often with a better habit?
0:27–59:53
Speakers
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