“Concierge moms”, left-handed kids & do men ACTUALLY notice makeup?!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Do men actually notice when a woman is wearing makeup?
Okay.
What is the right age for kids to start wearing makeup?
I said I would start with saying the worst thing you guys have ever done to me.
How do men’s and women’s morning routines differ and why is there a “getting‑ready gap”?
And what is the worst thing we've ever done to you?
What’s the latest update on weaning from breastfeeding and the hormone transition?
I have to wear makeup three days a week. Oh, sorry about that.
What causes a child to be left‑handed – nature, nurture, or something else?
And I'm not wearing it right now. So I just needed to get ahead of that.
How does the algorithm treat hate comments versus love comments on social media?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not us doing that to to you.
Yeah, jewels yeah, that's true. We do not make jewels. Sorry, it it no, no one's forced me to wear makeup. But how many times do you do I wanna
I wanna make this sense very clear.
Which stock has been the best‑performing in the S&P 500 over the past 45 years?
You do not need to wear makeup. You show up as you choose. I wanna be very clear on that.
How many times before me being on camera had you guys seen me wear makeup?
True.
Three. Maybe five.
Do you want to know a crazy blind spot of mine?
You didn't know that I was wearing makeup every night.
I didn't know you're not wearing makeup right now and I don't know if you're wearing makeup right now. I I just don't notice those things.
Yeah, he never notices when I get my hair done. Well no, I do because
you have a plo you like you're gone for four hours and you tell me.
Right. That that's why. But like I do un I do think well, you know, they always say like there's the levels of makeup. There's a one, a two, and a three. And guys will always be like, Oh, you're so beautiful without makeup on and it's like, No, I have my one on. Like I do have on my everyday I use this And
so what are you right now?
I'm a one right now. Like I'm never you're not ever gonna really find me cat wearing mascara unless I'm going like out to dinner. Um but right now I have on what is it called? Tinted foundation or tinted moisturizer.
I think you always And blush. But I d I always think you look nice.
Thanks. But I wear this tinted moisturizer every day.
Yeah, like the variability in how you look is is vi is like nonexistent to me.
But I have airport makeup, which is just tinted moisturizer. Like that's the bare minimum. I sleep with nothing on besides obviously like eye like face cream. Then I have my airport, which is just one thing. And then I have my recording, which is like one other like a a layer of blush. Maybe some bronzer.
At what age do you know, d given this is a parenting podcast, at what age do uh do women start wearing makeup?
It depends. Like for d I mean, Tate dances, so like I started wearing makeup when I was five for dance recital. And I would go over to my neighbor's house and she would do my makeup for me 'cause my mom, she wasn't skilled in that department.
Oh, Nori, that's Nori, I know you were skilled.
But in every department. I think like I would say my cousin's eleven right now. She's starting to get into like skincare and makeup, but I think that's maybe part of uh modern day life.
How's that in that influencer launched the kid? They launched a skincare burner. Wasn't that
Shay Mitchell? Yeah, and then she got cancelled for it. And did she do eye? I was
I was thinking of of of someone different. Oh, I don't know. Of the kid that child launched it.
Um, I don't know how that did. But now did Shay Mitchell do kid eye patches? Yes.
Like when I put them on she was like off. Off.
I saw that happen the other day. Well they feel not like the on her face.
I love those eye patches, but I could imagine As a two year old, they feel a little slimy on your face. Yeah,
she's like ass you.
For Tate?
For Tate?
He's like off,
off.
What do those eye patches do?
Make you feel good. I think they depuff and hydrate. They're you have to realize they're cold. Like I keep them in the refrigerator. They feel incredible.
And how does it land to you that that as a guy, for the last f like, there's two parts of my routine. And that is brushing teeth and deodorant.
Yeah, it's lovely. Well, that's what they say, that's why guys have to pay for the date. Because like in order for me to go on to a date, I have to Do my hair and makeup and spend all the money on all that stuff.
We just got another really good one of these things. of how it started that we learned at Bubber's birthday. The reason why X is the way it is is because we got an amazing one of these.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:03
2
Do men actually notice when a woman is wearing makeup?
0:03–0:03
3
What is the right age for kids to start wearing makeup?
0:03–0:06
4
How do men’s and women’s morning routines differ and why is there a “getting‑ready gap”?
0:06–0:09
5
What’s the latest update on weaning from breastfeeding and the hormone transition?
0:09–0:12
6
What causes a child to be left‑handed – nature, nurture, or something else?
0:12–0:14
7
How does the algorithm treat hate comments versus love comments on social media?
0:14–0:28
8
Which stock has been the best‑performing in the S&P 500 over the past 45 years?
0:28–59:09
Speakers
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