Playground etiquette, the “convenience tax” & is Myspace actually coming back?!
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What is the “quizzing my husband on girly products” trend?
Okay, ready? Yes. All right, welcome back to another episode of Two Parents in a Podcast. It's a... I got my nails done. It's a beautiful... Oh, Jules is investigating the color. Oh, twins! Kind of. Jules has one thing about Jules. Phenomenal nail beds. Thank you. Yeah, really, really good ones. H, let's see yours.
Add that to the list of words I never knew existed. Nail beds?
Yeah, nail beds.
That should be a video. What is a nail bed? Well, I should... That should, like, list of things, like, does your husband know? Nail bed?
Have you seen that video of Braxton Berrios? No. I think it was his team did a video of him, like, naming girl things. So, like, a face roller and, like, things he shouldn't be able to name, and he can name all of them. And everyone's in the comments like, Alex, come get your man. Like...
that's like it's like i love the confidence of a guy's like ice roller that's just an ice roller and i know it lash curler like i love that that a boy braxton you know he has always i really liked them together he to me he has always been really confident i just i like the way that guy moves yeah harrison any thoughts
I don't have thoughts. I think if you know something on it Of course. I think on that test I would probably get 60%.
I think you'd do 60-70%.
Is it okay to give a friend’s child a pet bunny?
There's certain things I know and then certain things that are going to go right over my head.
Where you would crush it though is if I gave you like and I hope all dads would crush this but you know like you would know the ear thermometer you would know all the baby utensils.
Oh that would be a good video. And questions about you I think I would get all right.
Of course you would get them all right. Well, maybe not. Let me think about one maybe you wouldn't get right. Well, questions about me?
Like the Newlyweds game.
Yeah, I think I'd do very well in a Newlyweds game with you.
But that one's like, who does the dishes? And then my hand would go up. See what I did there?
I was thinking, okay.
Those aren't about me, right? Those are about, I was like, who's the better driver? And then again, my arm would be sore.
Like things that make you... I think I have a very good understanding of things that make you happy or sad. Who kills the spiders?
Harrison this morning. I called him on the phone. I said, I've got my eyes on it. You've got to get up here right now and kill this thing.
It didn't move.
It was a long lead time. Because if it... This was a big one. And it was on the bed frame. And if it... If you didn't catch it, we were going to have to be an hour late because we were going to have to move the bed.
I think that we are seeing more bugs and spiders than normal because in digging up the yard and stuff, that I think exposes them a little more.
How did the pool finally get filled with water?
So hopefully when that's done, we'll calm down a bit.
We're going to have to bomb the house. Like, I can't be cooler than I'm being. And by bomb, I don't mean burn it down. You know what I mean? Like, use a bug bomb. Use bug bombs.
Okay. They're ridiculous.
No, but I do. I just think that we should get ahead of it, not behind it. Because, like, today, that was as big as I can go. I'm not cool past that. And I kept my cool because, like, we had to record. I'm a mother of two. I can't be afraid to spy. I don't have any more. I don't have, like, I'm really losing my...
I'm going to teach Bubba to like spiders and then run up to them. Now, I have realized one of the funniest practical jokes you can play on someone.
What jokes?
Practical jokes.
Okay.
Because it was alluded to being played on us in a group text.
Okay.
Buying your kid's friends a pet.
Oh. Hilarious joke. They're not joking. I don't think. I thought they were. So one of our neighbors, who we love them so much, and they've got grown kids.
No, he definitely alluded to the joke of him buying an animal for a friend's kid, that he's done that before.
Let's call our neighbor Bill. So Bill texts us a photo. He's on a trip right now. Texts us a photo of him playing with the bunny. And he's like, we've got to get Tate a bunny. I'll buy Tate the bunny. And I was going to respond back and be like, great, and the bunny can live at your house and Tate can come visit the bunny at your house.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the “quizzing my husband on girly products” trend?
0:00–1:30
2
Is it okay to give a friend’s child a pet bunny?
1:30–3:00
3
How did the pool finally get filled with water?
3:00–5:16
4
Are flying taxis really coming to America soon?
5:16–8:07
5
What are the benefits of high‑speed trains in the US?
8:07–17:16
6
How can parents improve playground etiquette and introductions?
17:16–28:27
7
What is the “convenience tax” and is it worth paying?
28:27–38:24
8
Is MySpace making a comeback and what could it look like?
38:24–1:17:02
Speakers
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