Who Wears the Under Pants? (The Valley Recap)
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Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
46 min
3 speakers
6 chapters
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Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Thank you. Thank you. We got to get right into the valley because let me be honest, I have therapy right after this. Well, we got one headline. One headline. Okay. Is it the Lala Kent one? Yes. Lala went on Watch What Happens Live last month. And when she was asked which couple on the valley would break up first, she said, my hope is Nia leaves Danny. I'm like, no, Lala, you can't say that. She's so beautiful and kind and sweet. I just want her with someone who treats her like a baby bird. I don't ever want to be treated like a baby bird. That would get away from me. Stop being nice to me. Start acting like a baby bird, like a baby bird with like an injured wing or like food up and spit it in my mouth, please.
Actually, that's exactly what I'm looking for. I need someone that can come treat me like baby birds. No. But yeah, I think it's very clear how Lala feels about Danny. This is the one that talked about being choked out during sex. So I'm like, okay, so you want a baby bird? No. Hold on, did you hear the podcast between Dorit and Lala? No, I didn't know they did one. Oh my gosh, there's a part where Dorit's like, yeah, I mean, sometimes you want to get a little bit of a ball gag.
What are Lala Kent's opinions on Danny and Nia?
Sometimes you want to get a little bit of a... She did. Do you think she's dating? Well, I think she said she hasn't had sex with somebody new in 15 years. I think she said that on the pod. Or anybody in 15 years. I think she and PK had a good amount of sex. Well, I don't think she's out dating around. I haven't seen her. I guess you don't see other women on Hinge, but I don't really see her being a Hinge person. And you don't see her hanging out at the bars? What, Larson's down the street? Like every single day that Kyle and Jen and I go on a walk that, you know, they can drag me out of bed and go on a walk. We're like, we're going to start going out to places other than Larson's or Amelia's because those are like the two that are right here.
Amelia's is where you take me. That's a salad place where we get the salad, right? Yeah. We're here the whole time. And then we always sit next to the damn kitchen. It's so good. I mean, who needs to drive into town to Craig's when you've got that? But yeah, go to Craig's to be seen. Well, we know who's always there. So it's the best moments, I guess, of this episode are it starts out with Jasmine and Melissa's wedding invites getting messed up. And they're worried about the engagement party that Brittany's planning post-Mommy makeover. I mean, I'm worried about a lot of things for Brittany. I'm worried a lot. Especially after this boyfriend, this episode, geez. Oh my God. When Jasmine calls Zach because she had texted him and he's like, I'm having a very bad day.
And she's like, well, let's call him. I didn't realize that they were roommates. I didn't realize either. But what about when he's like, my roommate took my monster fridge and it made him cry. I thought he meant like a big fridge. I didn't know he meant like an actual monster. The fact that Zach was crying over a damn monster fridge. You know what? I am good friends with somebody that's over there at Monster. Maybe I can have one sent to you, Zach. But the amount of, he took the monster fridge. Like he did you a favor, Zach. You do not need to have a monster fridge in your house.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:08
2
What are Lala Kent's opinions on Danny and Nia?
2:08–10:41
3
What do Teddi and Tamra think about Brittany's boyfriend Brandon?
10:41–12:03
4
Why is Danny hiding his drinking habits?
12:03–21:39
5
What does Nia say about the double standards in their friend group?
21:39–42:21
6
How is Brittany coping after her surgery?
42:21–46:28