186 - Squirrel Murder, Veterans Day & World War 3 ft. HLC & Chris Cappy | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 186
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Happy Veterans Day.
I'm glad that we're all veterans here. I can't believe every single one of us is. Some more decorated than others.
You just got a purple heart.
Shut the fuck up.
He's got two of them.
A double.
I wasn't supposed to be on this episode.
I wasn't supposed to be on this episode.
We all serve in different ways. How did you fucking... Convince me to go on two of these. This is a trap door.
I wasn't told.
Who was that? It was Andy Stumpf, I think. Oh, yes. He was arguing. Yeah, it was on Twitter. Somebody was just like, oh, you should have double Purple Heart recipient Brandon Herrera on the podcast, blah, blah, blah. And he just replies, dead serious, what the fuck is a double Purple Heart recipient? And I'm like, guys, this is going too far. You have jumped the shark, and this is now becoming a problem. So, what did the last AI say you had? It said you had two purple hearts. I don't know, man. I think I saw a Legion of Merit in there as well. I think it probably is best at this point to just double down on it. Just actually steal Valorant? Yes, take all of the Valorant.
You like the fucking AI picture? No, no, no.
Oh, yeah, dude. Chat GTP when it makes images of him.
One of these days, you'll know how to say GPT. GPT. You do it a different way every time. It's one of my favorite bits.
PGT. Chat GPT. TTT. Chat TBI.
TBI. It gives him dog tags.
No matter what that's That's how you that's how you know, it's fake cuz I'm I were in my boot. Oh no, see if you get blown It's they want to know whose leg belongs to yeah, it's actually true. I We knew ours on the belt loop into the back pocket because if they get caught in any of the moving parts on the system, it'll like, and you're dead. It'll pull you in. Yeah. Well, funny you say that because that was one of my favorite parts of it. I think when Trump dropped the first Moab there in Afghanistan, that was what they said. Judging off the pieces we found, it was approximately 126 people. I love it. Do what? There's a lot of paste.
Dude.
It's like, we've got 87 legs, 42 arms. Like, what the fuck? What does Nick say? Like, the US is the best at bad guy to baloney medicine or something like that? Yeah. I helped call in an airstrike once, and the 30-mic mic from the AH-64 just turns them into pieces. And then one of the squads had to go out and pick those people up, and that's probably how that kind of number gets determined. They're like, we got... This many legs.
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