The Fat Electrician Vs Buc-ee’s & Angry Cops Jumpout Boy Stories | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 283
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What jokes and introductions kick off the episode?
Olen Shannon Maldonado, käsintehtyjä artesaanituotteita myyvän Jaui lahjakaupan perustaja. Valitsin Shopify, koska alustoja testatessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helppokäyttöisimmistä alustoista. Minulla oli tärkeää pohtia kehittymistämme tulevaisuudessa. Kaikki myyntiin tarvittavat työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu, ovat kätevästi dashboardissa. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu shopify.com-sivustolla. You put a man in the woods
or a big scary bear? I'm gonna go for the bear. Helen Keller is what brought up this conversation. As a natural Saturday conversation
goes with us. Connor only thinks of you when his butthole's dilated. It's true.
As
do most women.
How the f*** did you turn this back around on me? Yeah, well, that's... I'm in the middle of something.
Is the history in me? Is time is
passing? Is it in
me?
Brandon's just like, why? Why don't I even talk? It's
a bully
Brandon
day.
Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. Donut, a dark joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.
Ready? Oh, yeah. Oh,
shit. There should be another. Oh, okay. Yay. Three, two, one.
Hi, everyone, and welcome to the Unsubscribe podcast. Today, I am so pleased to be joined by Eli Doubletap, Nick, the Fat Electrician, Rich Angry Cops, King Trout, and myself, Brandon Herrera. Thank you for being here. Donut Operator. And Brone Up Operator.
Yay, we're all here. Yay. We have an event tonight. But today we get to hear about a whole bunch of stuff that everyone was trying to talk before we started the episode. It's the hardest thing.
Connor was
like, Eli's saying shut up
and stop talking. Just let me live my life. Yeah, sorry our life is so cool. When we record our conversations, we would have otherwise you tune in by the thousands.
Sorry we're actually friends in real life and want to talk about things we enjoy. Yeah. I'm not friends with these people. Yeah. All right. Well,
sorry
that four of us at the table are friends with each other and like to talk.
Well. Sorry that three of us at the table. I wouldn't say my relationship with you is platonic. It's almost exclusively romantic. They fuck. A lot. Yeah, we're not friends.
We fuck. Small head gang. Who? Wait,
wait,
wait. Wait,
wait, wait. Important lore for the fans. We found out that Connor and Rich have the exact same head size. It's true. Wait, what? Yep.
Our parents, our mother's vaginal birthing canals were human sized. Yeah, it wasn't the size of a small hippopotamus.
Your poor mother. I appreciate. You probably feel your thoughts as she pushes you out. I appreciate that you said small hippopotamus. Just the genius to be like, I need to let him know he's fat, but I don't want him to be confident about being large either.
What's any hippopotamus? Small hippopotamus. Are adorable. There's a Japanese hippopotamus following. Is this Richard's hat? I think so. Look
at
that.
Look at that. Also, Rich is the king of insults. I think it was the first time we met in person. He said something I will not repeat on camera. Unfortunate. Doug, because most people go. Wait, say it anyway and we'll cut it. No, I'm not going to say it. It's a thing I think to myself at three o'clock in the morning on bad days.
Oh,
I wish I could remember it. But most people go with, you're gay, you're skinny. I've heard it, I've heard it all a thousand times. Mostly from family and close friends. Rich found the bone marrow source of my dark thought and said it to me in jest, and I was like, eh, fuck you too. And then like two weeks later, I was taking a shit. This is in Vegas when we first met. Two weeks later, I'm back home in Indiana taking a shit. And I had that thought and I was
like, man, fuck that guy.
Immediately texted you. I was like, you son of a bitch. I had that effect on people. I know they're kryptonite just by looking at
them. Yeah. Connor only thinks of you when his butthole's dilated. It's
true. That's true. Most
women. Now
he's going to the baseline,
you're gay. Again, lame, weak. Not you. He
can go for the kill shot again if you'd like. I'm pretty sure that it was based on your outfit.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What jokes and introductions kick off the episode?
0:00–5:30
2
How do the hosts describe the dangerous mortar video and its aftermath?
5:30–12:07
3
Why are the hosts worried about the structural stability of the 200‑year‑old church venue?
12:07–20:16
4
How does the conversation shift to the Perfect Jean promotion and fit‑related jokes?
20:16–53:40
5
What happens when the crew gets pulled over and a federal car shows up?
53:40–1:06:56
6
How do the guys discover a stash of mysterious checks and what is “check‑washing”?
1:06:56–1:20:07
7
Why are wild hogs such a massive problem in Texas and what’s the story behind their explosive growth?
1:20:07–1:34:09
8
What is the Gyrojet rifle and why are the hosts so excited about recreating its ammunition?
1:34:09–1:53:08
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