The Weirdest EMT Stories You’ve Ever Heard | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 276
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Twice. Really? No.
Shooting
blanks. Yes, it was actually when the cattle industry was saved by fly shooting blanks.
Wait, elbow deep. That G.I. Joe figure was elbow deep. It
was all the way inside him?
Just like that. Well what what makes you go into some stranger's house and shove their things up your It was G. I track Joe. That's exactly what we called it.
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Oh I got splashed.
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Subtle. Not a plug. Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, EMT Badge 502, Brandon Herrera, my self-donut operator. Thank you so much for being here.
What's up bitches? What's going on?
Look, it's our boy today.
What's up, y'all? He's back. Back, number two. I I didn't realize he was on uh I forgot. Yeah, I like I I spaced so much. And then when we were talking about the live shows, you were like, Yeah, this and I was like Yeah, 'cause
he was
there in Jersey.
I
was in
Jersey.
Yeah.
Uh no. No, you weren't. I had uh I had Nick, I had Eli, I had actually had Leon. Leon was sitting over here. So I had an excuse for not remembering. Yeah, and that's and that's totally fine.
I Got blown up. Well, as far as excuses go, that's like a five out of ten.
It's like uh yeah. But
fucking welcome back, man.
It's good to be here.
What crazy story does Badge tell about being ‘blown up’?
You know, it's good to be sitting at the round table. It's nice. How are we looking? Oval. It's oval. Table. Did you get blown up? Twice. Really? No. That's a lie. Cut out the twice party start. No cut
out that's a lie. So then the internet
starts doing research. Somebody cut my arm off quick.
EMT Stolen Valor.
Dude, we got a whole bunch. I mean, everyone's been doing a lot of shit and we're just trying to fit in. Time for the podcast right now. It's a blast. It's a busy time. I know. We got Cody, what have you been up to?
Me and Brandon, we went to Vegas to scope out the range day. Yeah. 'Cause that's gonna be coming up sometime. And then immediately after Vegas you you went somewhere. What a couple places. You yeah, you went you went to a couple pla I don't know. I think we were all were running around for like a straight month and a half, two months there like crazy. Because we did racing school. I went to Georgia. That looked
fun.
Went back on the campaign trail, but what were you up to? That was except for racing school, I was with you guys for the most of it, I think. I don't know, just working streaming, same old, same old.
Living that dream. Doing the work. Dude. How goes campaign trail,
Mr. Brandon? Well, it's really cool. I get to spend at least oh man, like one to two days a week in my own house. It's really cool. Overachiever. Yeah. I I get to sleep in my own bed. I'm like at a certain point I was like, why didn't I just get a storage container and a just a hotel room when I'm in town at this point? Not a bad idea.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is ZBiotics and how does it work?
0:00–3:07
2
What crazy story does Badge tell about being ‘blown up’?
3:07–13:13
3
How did the screwworm infestation impact Texas cattle and what solution was used?
13:13–56:17
4
How did Badge become an EMT and what challenges did he face during the COVID‑19 pandemic?
56:17–1:01:41
5
What dream guns are the hosts obsessed with and why can’t they afford a minigun?
1:01:41–2:07:29
Speakers
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