Sex Unlocked: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby
episodePreviously titled “Ep 1 - Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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As parents, we have a million things running through our minds. Play dates, checkups, laundry, diapers, work, groceries.
So it's easy to make a mistake. Oh, I forgot birthday candles. We say we'd never put our kids in danger by leaving them in the car alone. Sit tight, hon. I'll be right back. But temperatures as low as 60 degrees can be deadly for children left behind. So always bring them with you. And every time you park the car, stop, look, lock. Brought to you by NHTSA and the Ad Council. Let's talk about sex, baby. Hello, sexies. OMG, I cannot believe we are here. I have been sitting on this idea because we all know that I love to talk about sex and some people get a little nervous about it. And I'm still perplexed on why. And it's usually women who get a little uncomfortable with other women talking about sex. So when I thought about this idea, I was like, who else is comfortable talking about sex who I find so fun, so sexy, so interesting that could be my fucking co-host?
Who's also endearing as it gets? So I have my co-host, Sally Carson.
Hello, sexy.
I'm so excited to be here. Are you nervous at all? I'm a little nervous. I mean, I've never really done anything like this before. But you've been on podcasts before. I've been on podcasts, yes. Well, we're going to get to know each other quite well. Like, we know each other, but we're going to know each other. I know. When I first heard it was you, I was like, immediately, yes. I think I, like—my publicist, like, called me when I was in Mexico, and she said, like, would you want to do a podcast with Lala? And I was like, Lala? Were you like Lala Anthony? I was like— Yeah! I was literally like, me? I was like, I was shocked. And I—I mean, it was just— It's just so meant to be. I've watched you on TV.
We've obviously connected, met. But like there's just something about you where when you're on camera, you're so authentically yourself. You're so cute. You're hot as fuck. You have no problem talking about sex. Does your mama watch the show? Girl, yes. My mom is getting tagged.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–7:14
2
How did Lala and Sally introduce SEX UNLOCKED and their mission to normalize female sexual talk?
7:14–10:02
3
What are Lala and Sally's unfiltered first sex stories and reality-TV backstories?
10:02–22:03
4
How did getting sober change Sally's experience of sex and lead to squirting?
22:03–26:06
5
What do the hosts learn from Googling squirting—is it urine or female prostate fluid?
26:06–35:12
6
How do Lala and Sally describe turn-ons, dirty talk, and the ick during sex?
35:12–52:27