Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What small lies have been encountered in dating?
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Chapter 3: How do small lies signal bigger issues in relationships?
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Hi, Amber. Hi, Lala. Welcome to an unlikely affair. Hi, babes. It's Lala Kent. How are you, Amber? I'm good. How are you? thrilled to have you you look beautiful you look like a like a beautiful senorita i i'm giving sperm today you're not giving sperm i'm giving i'm giving circumcised you might be getting sperm but you're not giving sperm oh i love that um i'm so happy to have you back in town
My soul calls for you recently. I don't know what it is. And you've made me cackle my ass off the past two days. I feel so badly for Amber, you guys. She was in town last week, and I was unwell. She saw me in the rarest form. The rarest. Like... Truthfully, I don't even think I was that way during my custody battle. I mean, I didn't know you back then, but it was it was not a great week.
But I'm so glad we're on the other side of that because now I'm like, yeah, that was brutal. And I'm really sorry that you sorry for myself that I had to experience that. But I'm also sorry for you that that you were really going through it. I couldn't listen to music, you guys. We drove from fucking Sherman Oaks to Calabasas.
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Chapter 4: What experiences have shaped our views on honesty?
No, we did not drive from Sherman Oaks to Calabasas. Let me correct you. Let me step in. We were in, where did we do that other? Oh, West Hollywood. No, we were in like fucking Hancock Park. Far. We were far. Oh, Larchmont.
That's where we were. Larchmont.
We were there from Larchmont. an hour and 20 minutes to Calabasas. I went to go turn on the radio. She goes, I can't listen to this. I've never driven that long. And I love music. Like music is like, what is like my caffeine through the day that gets me from like one activity to the next, the next to the next. Yeah. And you just wanted it to be mute.
And I just had to just, I just had to accept that. And that was fun.
Yeah.
Every song she played, I was like, I'm going to spiral out where like someone opened the door, unbuckle me and push me out of the car. Like it was more thing. I poor thing. Never again. Never again. I learned so much, but I'm back. I'm glad.
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Chapter 5: How do societal expectations influence dating behaviors?
I mean, you know, Lala's back when she's like rocking to Cardi B on the way here. Oh, that's when, that's when you're back. Oh yeah. When we're listening to wet ass pussy on the way here. So good. And then outside. And then I like it like we thrive. Naughty. It's so naughty.
And on the along the lines of Cardi B, her song Outside, where she says, next time I see your mama, tell her that she raised a bitch. It goes so perfectly with like what we're talking about today. Not that all men are bitches. I mean, I've had this conversation with Easton being like, what the fuck is going on out there? I don't I don't get it.
But you and I were talking in bed, and you were like, can I tell you this weird lie that this guy that I used to see told me? And I was like... I have these little weird lies that men have told me as well. And it's like, what's the point? Like, what was the point of that lie? You for sure had the weirdest experience. I asked you, I was like, who's the weirdest guy you've ever dated?
And you were like, that guy. And I'm like, I think I resonate. That man resonates with me. I am that man. No, you're not. Not even close. Really? So should I tell the lie? I think I have the potential to be that guy.
Chapter 6: What are the emotional impacts of dishonesty in relationships?
I want you to, yes. I mean, there were a lot of weird things in that whole situation. That you dealt with. I don't even know where to begin. And you still rocked it for kind of a while. You were like, you were ready and willing to see the change. I was observing. I wanted to be an observer. And I was like, okay, let's just give him the benefit of the doubt. Okay, so let me explain what happened.
So I was seeing someone for a very brief moment in time. But... The first time in my life I had experienced having a partner that had issues in the bedroom. And I've heard about this. I've heard people and women that experience this, but I've never in my life have had this experience.
And so I was like, OK, maybe it's so we like I brought it up because obviously when you're in the bedroom and there's like issues, I'm not going to ignore them. And then I had to like voice. What was it like? It wouldn't get hard or it would be hard and then go soft. First, it wouldn't get hard. That's very uncomfortable. And then uncomfortable for everyone involved. And I felt bad.
I did feel bad. There was a part of me that was like, oh, this is so sad because I like you. But he came back the next time and he said, guess what? Like, I went and got pills. And I was like, great. Listen, I don't give a shit how you get it up. It just needs to get up and stay up long enough.
Chapter 7: How can communication improve relationship dynamics?
Yeah. So he... took them. And then the next time he, I noticed that like he did. And I asked him, I said, Hey, did you, did you take your pills? And he's like, no. And I was like, Oh, that's great. We're back. It's like, so it stayed rock hard. Yes. Okay. Yes. There was, we were still having issue. The, the finishing part was, was another issue, but whatever. That's a him problem.
As long as I'm good, I think a lot, a lot going on. There's a lot of issues going on. So next thing, you know, like a day or two later, I said, wait, so let me ask you again. Did you take the pills? And he's like, I said, you said no. And he goes, well, I actually, I did. And I looked at him and I was like, why would you lie about that? Like, it's such a weird thing.
And I know men might feel like embarrassed if they have to, but again, like it's just a weird little white lie. And that scares the shit out of me because eventually I started noticing all these other little weird things. things that weren't adding up. And I would, you just get this feeling that they're lying, that like the truth is not coming out. I don't know.
I just don't like, sometimes little lies scare me more than big lies.
Chapter 8: What role does emotional intelligence play in dating?
Oh, tell me more about that. Why? Because the big lies make sense. It's like, oh, okay, I can get down with that. I really didn't want to hurt your feelings because X, Y, and Z. But when it's like this little white lie, I feel like there's a little bit of a sociopathic personality thing going on. I think it's because of our trauma. Oh, is it? Yeah. Well, it's just a weird thing anyway.
It's a weird thing anyway. But I think it hits differently for us because the person that we used to deal with Like the strangest lies. But do you know what's even crazier is actually witnessing someone lie to other people. I had that experience.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For a long time and I'm thinking... oh my God, he's fricking lying right to these people. And I'm like studying, cause I'm an actor and that's what I do. I'm like studying his behavior. And I'm like, he's so good at lying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like our ex, I remember being at dinner and him telling the people we were with that he hadn't eaten all day cause he's on a diet.
And I watched him finish an entire box of whole foods croissants before we left. And I was like, What? But again, what a weird lie. What a weird fucking lie. That's so strange to me. Why? Why? Why do you have to lie about those things? Why do you have to lie about that? You did eat. You did eat. I watched you. I watched you eat.
It's almost, to me, that sounds like it's not about the people that they're speaking to or telling the lie to. This is about them feeling guilty that they're going to sit down and have another meal after they just had a box of croissants. Yeah. So it's like they're lying to themselves. Right. He felt judged that he finished the entire basket of Craig's bread.
By the way, that's the healthier bread. The best. Craig's has the best bread basket ever. I know. Oh, Craig's. I was thinking the brand Craig's. You and I say it so differently. She says Craig. Oh. Craig. And I just say Craig. Craig. Craig. Craig's. Craig's? Craig's? Tomato, tomato. I can't hear it. Isn't that funny? I literally cannot hear the difference. That's fine.
There is a difference when we say it, because when I say it, you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. No, I thought you just meant... Craig, the restaurant. I was talking about Craig's, the bread that you buy at the grocery store. There's a brand called Craig's. Okay. All right. I'm glad we cleared that up. Is Craig's, the restaurant bread, still healthy? I went there one time. Okay.
Well, it's delicious.
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