Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
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yeah me is there anything to the idea that because you're from harvard uh you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group the yard birds right that's the name the harvard yard but they're open do you have a name suggestion we're open since you guys are middle-aged uh one erection
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Chapter 2: What challenges does the listener face in her divorce?
We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
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Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation? The Yardbirds, right? That's the name? The Harvard Yardbirds. They're open to change. Do you have a name suggestion? We're open. Since you guys are middle-aged, one erection.
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Chapter 3: How can one regain power during a difficult legal battle?
Why? Because I don't feel like I've been able to maintain even in my sobriety, even with all of the blessings that I've been able to maintain being positive in the past, I want to say a couple of weeks. It's just a season, you know, it's hard. It's hard, but think about it. Like 10 years ago, eight years ago, you would have been drinking right now, sitting here, right?
And like the gift of sobriety is you're actually able to like go through it and stay sober and still show up for your kids and be fucking present. Like you have the last, you know, two weeks when you're feeling your feelings. That's the blessing. Yeah. So like on your hardest day, you would never trade today versus a day that was happened 10, 12 years ago. No, that's very true.
I mean, how do you feel about it? How do you, how do you, when you're going through the struggles and I think there's something going on with the universe right now because everyone I've talked to has said like, I wake up in sheer panic. Yeah. I feel like there's either something going on in the universe or the stars are just not in alignment. But like,
The things we've talked about on this podcast, because we do kind of go through the motions of life and what we experience, how we've forgiven each other, how we walk through the world without being so utterly traumatized that we are on an island by ourselves. Like, how do you get through those difficult moments? I know that we can say sobriety, which is obviously fucking massive.
But for people who are normies... Okay, this is something. I really lean on my girlfriends. And I never was able... I didn't have that capacity because I always had a really interesting relationship with females.
But I feel like if you have a good group of girls, could be one, could be two, whatever it is, sometimes just opening your mouth and sharing how you're feeling within those groups and women that you feel safe with, I feel like that's really... it's just nice to like get it out.
And like sometimes when you get things out, you hear yourself talking and sometimes those answers just like come automatically. You're like, oh wait, I think I just figured out my own problem just by sitting down and talking about it with girlfriends. Yeah. I don't know. For me, you know, I come to you a lot. And I think that that's why the days that
I'm not having a great day, you're pulling 80% of the relationship.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: What role does sobriety play in handling emotional stress?
If you want a piece of cheesecake, have a piece of cheese, like whatever your thing, just like. Do whatever you need to do to get through the emotion. Yes. Yeah. Yes. You coming into town was a saving grace, by the way. Really? Oh yeah. I've been in a bad spot. I don't know if you do this. It happens to me. I was talking to Easton about it like every other month.
And it's usually around like my period. Of course. Of just self-loathing at night. I think about every wrong move that I made that put me in a position that didn't further me, but set me back. And usually I'm just like a little hustler and I'm like, there's nothing that I can't do. Everything is fixable. Every single roadblock, we can figure out a way around it. Nothing's permanent, right?
Then I hit these moments and they can last for a couple of days. They can last for a couple of weeks. We're going on a week. Of me just wanting this feeling to end. Yeah, but you're human. You just have to accept it. I'm human and I'm having a fucked up week. Yeah. And sometimes it's a fucked up season. I literally think I had 10 crazy years of my life. It just didn't stop.
I was in what you're feeling for 10 years. When I was going through my divorce, going back to family court, fighting for education and medical rights over my daughter. Likeā¦ I'm shocked I'm sitting here and I'm not dead. But guess what? I fucking made it. So like that will, that should give you the strength to know you've been through some crazy hard stuff.
And how weird that I've blacked it out. I'm like, no, that wasn't as hard as what I'm going through right now. Like I couldn't even eat. Yeah. No, you're right. And then what's hard too, though, is that when you share with like, my mother is like an overly positive person, which is great. I'm jealous of it, but I did not get that in my, you know, genetic makeup, my mental makeup.
where I'll tell her all of the things that I feel are fucking with me. And then she'll go into, look at everything that you've done, what you should be so grateful. And then I'm like, well, now you're shaming me. And I'm like, I understand. Like, I'm well aware. You're like, sorry, wrong person I'm talking to. I have a beautiful, healthy family. I got a roof over my head.
Everything's functioning properly. Like I have nothing to complain about, but I just need you to stick with me on this. I have a question. Do you ever, whenever you're feeling like you're in a spiral, do you ever put yours? I say, I say timeout. I put myself in a time.
Do you ever just stop and go sit down and just not do some weird fucking breathing meditation, but just say like, what am I really upset about? Yes. And that's, what's so fucked up about this past, these past week, couple of weeks is Is that I feel like it's so much that I haven't even been able to pinpoint the root of it. Because the moment I say, okay, this is what's really bothering me.
This is what it is. I go, I start spiraling on something else and I'm like, maybe that's fucking the thing that's bothering me more. Like if that were to work out, would I feel less upset about this thing? And then it's just a whole new spiral, which is why I haven't made any moves the past couple of weeks. Cause I'm like, you definitely can't do that.
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Chapter 5: What advice is given for finding the right legal representation?
And I know that sounds so stupid. And I'm probably doing what Lisa does where you're just like, oh, it just, you know. No, you're not doing what she does. You're not doing what she does. You just, it's going to work out. You could literally walk out of this door. And like, that's how quickly your life can change. 100%. I always say one day I had a dad, the next day I didn't.
Like that's how quickly shit happens. Can I tell you the other thing that I'm trying to reconcile is that I have put myself and I love it. I'm very grateful. Put myself into this world of entertainment where you have to be out and about. You got to stay relevant. At the core of who I am, I am not a social person. I don't want to be out and about. I don't want people talking about me.
I don't like, but then I'm in a world where if that stops, I run the risk of not being able to support my family. So it's like, I'm in such a funky place right now because I'm like, I just want to like, be in a house off the grid, delete the Instagram. Like I'm just craving just like normalcy. And I know if that came, I'd crave the other thing. Right.
Because we're in a state of spiral.
Remember what I was saying? Like you have to find like, you have to stay neutral. Just stay, try to stay neutral. And it's all going to change. It's going to change very quickly. By the way, didn't we just go through like a new...
is that what it is situation anyway let's bring in the new the next voicemail I want to listen to this spiral by the way because now did I just manifest did I just manifest that I don't want those things I'm big on the manifesting. Just say, I'm fine. I'm a little lost. I'm going to need the universe to just work with me and put me in whatever position it's meant for me to be in. That's it.
I'm surrendering. There we go.
There, okay. God, that was so powerful. It took us how long? The last 15 minutes to say, I surrender. And by the way, it could change when we walk out the door and go to lunch. I could be fully back in my spiral and go, but I didn't tell you about this. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news.
We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts.
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